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Clips from Weeds - No Man Is Pudding (S04E04)

"Face very swollen."
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"- It's not worth it. - Hey."
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"I got customers."
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"- I'll cut you in. - Fifty percent."
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"- Five. - Fifteen."
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"And I'm the sprayer."
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"Fine."
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"On three."
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"One."
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"Two."
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"Three."
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"- So Captain Roy Till -- - You promised you wouldn't talk."
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"Stay right here where I can see you."
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"Can you ask that Guillermo when I can get Pam's car back because -- ?"
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"Try not to look homeless."
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"How was your day?"
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"I've had worse."
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"I had a long talk with my associate."
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"Associate?"
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"Damn, you already keep too many secrets from me, tortillera lesbiana."
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"That's your girl outside, isn't it?"
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"Celia?"
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"Chewie took that camera over to Rite Aid."
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"Must have thought you were fucking around on her."
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"Yeah, following you everywhere."
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"Yeah, she has trust issues."
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"Man, I seen bitches like her."
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"Crazy stalker bitches."
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"Got her on a leash now."
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"This is yours."
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"So this is the front room..."
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"...window displays."
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"Back here you got two dressing rooms so ladies have some privacy."
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"This is the backroom."
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"There's a bathroom, file cabinets."
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"We'll get you a safe in there before you open."
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"So this is a front."
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"Where you launder money."
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"It's a maternity store."
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"We sell comfort and fashion to pregnant women."
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"- What am I not getting? - This is your new job."
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"You work here. We're making you manager."
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"Yeah, how am I gonna make runs if I'm running a store?"
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"You don't."
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"We need your face here."
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"I don't wanna work retail."
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"I wanna traffic."
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"I got a family to support. I put them through hell."
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"I owe them."
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"I gotta make a killing, all right?"
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"So write it down."
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"Write down how much you wanna make this year."
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"- Just write it? - Yep."
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"Ask for more."
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"- Really? - I gotta take it to the man above."
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"I only take it once."
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"No runs. No dealing. No more drugs."
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"You gotta be clean."
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"Professional."
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"Hire a staff."
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"People you can trust."
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"That's very important."
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"I need this place up and running in a week."
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"I'm extremely, wildly confused. You're gonna give me all that money..."
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"...to manage the San Ysidro Maternity World?"
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"I am."
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"But your gap-tooth girlfriend out there..."
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"...she makes minimum wage."
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"Whoa, hombre, not cool."
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"Shit. That's not a clean knife."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"It's a gun, all right? Let's all just mellow out."
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"Oh, my God. I shot you."
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"I shot you in the knee. I didn't know I could shoot someone in the knee."
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"That's so random. And yet brutal. And life-changing. I'm sorry, man."
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"Get the $6 that he took from me. It's just you were coming at me."
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"- And you're such an asshole. - Davenport, Iowa?"
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"Yeah, yeah, Davenport. Yeah, we're gonna get you there."
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"And Marzipan. You're both coming with me."
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"Who's the fall guy now, coyote ugly?"
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"I just said that. Did you guys hear that? I totally said that."
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"So..."
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"...we've had a trying couple of weeks."
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"We lost our homes."
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"A Bubbie."
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"But we have this food."
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"This lovely roof over our heads, recent bee infestation excluded..."
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"...which my father-in-law has offered up at a ridiculously inflated price."
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"I've had a particularly challenging last 24 hours."
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"But...."
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"But in the drive-through at Popeyes..."
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"...I found myself saying, "Family combo, please.""
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"And it was a moment of clarity."
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"What I mean to say..."
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"...is I was thinking of you today."
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"All of you."
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"Andy, I think in the past I've dismissed you..."
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"...as the kind of guy you couldn't really count on..."
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"...and I was wrong. You've been a rock for this family."
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"We need you."
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"Andy's friends, I'd like to welcome you to our country. I hope you get to stay."
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"Keep a low profile. Blend."
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"Shane, I've been unavailable to you and that's rotten."
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"I will be more present."
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"Silas, you've taken on more responsibility in a time of upheaval..."
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"...and it's been admirable."
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"We still need to talk about the GED."
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"Doug, I'm sorry. You and Dana are having problems."
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"But you need to find a place of your own to live."
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"And you need to seek medical attention."
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"And finally, maybe..."
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"...possibly."
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"I owe an apology to the woman to my right."
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"I left her holding a very big bag."
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"It was not my finest hour."
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"I'm sorry, Celia."
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"All of us are sorry."
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"- Sorry, Celia. - Sorry, Miss Hodes."
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"So she's going to be staying with us."
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"We will treat her as family."
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