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Clips from Weeds - No Man Is Pudding (S04E04)

"- What are you doing here? - Eating cereal."
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"I mean, why are you here in our house, Mr. Wilson?"
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"- Where's your family? - My family left me, buddy."
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"My life's a toilet."
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"These corn flakes, they're old."
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"My ass is always on fire."
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"I hate myself."
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"You happy now?"
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"Whoa, check this out."
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"What is it?"
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"It's honey."
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"That could have lead in it. Or asbestos."
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"You're a fucking downer."
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"Honey flakes."
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"Don't you wish you had some?"
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"Inquisitor. Ruiner of days. Child of the apocalypse."
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"Bees. Wait."
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"Bees bad."
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"Swarm. Swarm."
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"And they put a fucking fire hose through my car."
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"And shoved me on a cot. And then they pulled me from the rec center..."
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"...threw me into an interrogation room. And you left me there."
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"All right, you weren't there. But your people were there..."
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"...and they lied for you. And they put me in jail."
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"Where I was abused."
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"This man gave me a chance. He is giving both of us a chance here."
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"All he want is for us to help him get..."
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"- ...that Guillermo person. - Get out of the car."
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"I need a second to take all this in."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, you put a fucking gun in my mouth and you need a moment alone."
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"Hey, be a bigger person, Celia."
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"Imagine me listening to it, where I might be at the time..."
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"...what I might be wearing."
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"Let that guide you."
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"Andy."
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"It's me."
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"I'm back in the desert. Your cooler's here."
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"You're not."
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"I'm sorry I got here late. It wasn't my fault."
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"Actually, it probably was my fault."
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"In a grand sense, everything is my fault."
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"It's all my fault."
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"Please call."
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"Oh, this isn't happening."
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"Nancy?"
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"Nancy."
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"Nance."
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"We're gonna figure this out."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay."
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"I forgive you."
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"I know this is overwhelming."
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"I know that you didn't mean to leave me in prison."
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"You hit the window button thing by accident."
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"Nancy."
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"Nancy."
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"Nancy!"
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"- Do you believe in reincarnation? - I don't know. I don't know."
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"Well, I do. You've proven it to me. You wanna know how?"
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"Get hint."
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"You've made me a believer..."
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"...because there is nothing I have done in this life..."
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"...to accumulate the massive dose of fucked-up karma..."
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"...you have brought my way, Celia."
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"So now it's all making sense."
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"I'm tested for something I did to you in a previous life."
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"Because in this life..."
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"...where I have repeatedly allowed you to fuck me over a fence..."
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"...whatever I do, you keep coming back."
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"So..."
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"...I accept your forgiveness for my previous crimes."
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"And I wanna thank you for bringing me to a more enlightened state of being."
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"Please don't step on the gas again."
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"And now, if you so choose..."
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"...you can get back in the car."
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"Sit silently."
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"Let me try to figure out..."
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"...how to save our asses on the way to the mall."
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"Would you like that?"
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"Davenport, Iowa."
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"Never been there."
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"Heard it's cold in the winter. You bring a parka?"
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"Big boats."
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"Ocean."
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"Fisherman."
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"Dorado, marlin, shark."
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"In Davenport?"
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"Fairly sure Iowa's landlocked."
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"Tuna."
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"Mahi-mahi, big. Big."
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"Nance. Hey, where the hell are you?"
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"Outlet mall with Celia?"
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"Guess where I am. In a pudding truck."
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"I know. I'll tell you about it later."
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"You're breaking up."
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"You're breaking up."
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"Sorry. Okay, there. Got it. Good."
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"How much is the bus to San Francisco?"
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"- From San Diego? Eighty-three dollars. - Eighty-three dollars."
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"Fifteen hundred lempira."
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"Yoro? I love Yoro."
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"I went to the Festival de la --"
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"Lluvia de Peces."
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"- It actually -- - Rains fish."
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"It cost me 16,000 to get here from Yoro."
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"Coyote said it was only going to be 10,000."
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"He -- He keeps raising the price."
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"That's not fair. I mean, a verbal contract is still a contract."
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"One old lady was too slow..."
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"...he left her to die."
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"He charged us for water."
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"He broke that guy's arm."
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"Stole his necklace."
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"We're cargo."
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"We're pudding."
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"No man is pudding."
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"Mr. Wilson, we could use your help out here."
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"Yeah. I've got some problems in here."
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"- What's the matter? - Very allergic to bees."
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