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Clips from Weeds - No Man Is Pudding (S04E04)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Some asshole's van is getting towed."
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"What? My plants."
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"Where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back?"
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"- Please don't put me back in jail. - I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is."
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"I found Nancy."
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"She's with Guillermo."
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"I got a couple of runs to get done."
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"- There's a gun here. - Just a pickup."
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"You just sit in your car and Mexico comes to you."
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"- Tijuana Police. That's a lot of product. - Where do I sit?"
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"I'll be back in 45 minutes."
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"Are you guys heading towards Ren Mar?"
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"- Davenport. Iowa. - Close enough."
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"Meet me this afternoon by the border at the outlet mall."
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"Who is this bitch?"
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"- We caught her outside. - The lady was taking pictures."
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"Now, that's a real gun pressed against your head."
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"Real bullets inside it."
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"Hey. Look at me. Look at me."
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"Now you look way outside your world right now."
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"But you need to tell your brain to tell your mouth to tell me..."
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"...what you were doing outside my warehouse with this thing."
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"- What's your name? - Guillermo."
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"Now, that's my name."
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"How you know my name, huh? How she know my name?"
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"- Oh, I don't wanna die. - How you fucking know my name?"
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"- She's with me. - Is that right?"
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"- What's her name? - It's Celia."
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"He wasn't talking to you."
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"She's my backup. The fucking bitch was supposed to stay in the car."
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"- Why am I hearing about this now? - I don't know."
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"Why didn't you tell me about not putting drugs in my car..."
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"...or Lento the criminal, or the Tijuana Police?"
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"Isn't that how it works here? Nobody tells anybody anything."
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"Why is she taking pictures?"
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"I don't know. That's a very good question. Give me that."
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"Why are you taking pictures?"
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"Why are you taking pictures?"
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"I was scrapbooking?"
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"- Damn. - Nobody hits my crew. That's my job."
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"Hey, that gun's loaded, blanca."
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"You hear that, fuck-o? Gun's loaded."
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"Back off, man. Back away."
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"- Celia, get in the fucking Prius. - No, no, no."
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"- She fucked up. It's on me. - Oh, you damn right it's on you."
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"I'll take care of it. Get in the goddamn car, now!"
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"Give me the tooth."
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"Open the gate, please."
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"- This is some sloppy shit. - Agreed."
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"You make this go away."
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"- Okay, we got a date tonight. - Done."
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"Don't forget."
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"Always thought the border would be flat."
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"Total popular misconception."
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"Quite the workout."
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"Calves feeling the burn."
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"Neck feeling the burn."
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"All right."
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"Are those pepitas? I love pepitas."
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"Oh, wow, thanks."
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"Looks real, right?"
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"Oh, well, sure. Much, much smaller. Pigs can get huge."
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"They had them on a commune that I crashed at for a while."
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"There was this girl..."
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"...and there was this charismatic leader-guy who slept with the girl --"
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"I could make one of you, with the hair and everything."
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"- How much would you pay for that? - A marzipan portrait."
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"MarzipAndy. Yeah, at least 10."
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"Did you just say that you missed your mother?"
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"Come here."
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"All right. Oh, yeah."
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"Pay your fare, gabacho."
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"Oh, right. Okay."
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"Let's see."
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"Here we go."
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"- Six dollars? - That's like 6000 pesos."
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"Oh, no, no. Not my Fall Guy belt buckle."
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"This is a limited edition. Very nice --"
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"Yeah, yeah. There you go."
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"- That's one of a hundred -- Okay. - Get in."
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"Hello, phone caller."
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"This is Andrew. Andrew Botwin."
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"It pains me we couldn't make this instant human connection."
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"Leave a message and while you do it, imagine me listening to it..."
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"...where I might be at the time..."
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"...what I might be wearing."
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"Andy, this is me."
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"We got a little delayed."
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"I'm on my way now."
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"You probably don't have cell reception where you are..."
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"...so you probably won't hear this before I reach you..."
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"...but it's making me feel better. It's preventing me from killing Celia."
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"Oh, yes, I forgot to open with that."
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"Celia Hodes is sitting next to me in the car."
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"All the way from Agrestic."
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"How did she get here? I don't know."
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"When I hear the unbelievably stupid reason..."
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"...that comes out of her mouth, I'm gonna fucking kill her."
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"So there may be a dead body in the car when I get there."
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"That's just a heads up."
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"I'll be there soon. Oh, and your outgoing message is creepy."
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"Please change it."
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"I want my tooth back."
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"You don't get your tooth back."
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"I keep your tooth."
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"I drill a tiny hole in it."
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"Wear it around my neck. I become your God."
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"I can explain."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Explain."
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"Explain."
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"What are you doing with that?"
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"Closets don't get towed."
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"- Just need a little ventilation. - Mom doesn't want those in the house."
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"Mom isn't gonna find out."
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"Doors stay locked. Lenny's gone."
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"And no one talks."
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"- Hey, dude. What's going on? - Teenage rebellion."
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"Fuck, yeah. Stick it to the old people."
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