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Clips from Maggie (2022) - Your Past Will Inform Your Present (S01E01)

"Actually, you all have perfect skin."
Maggie (2022)
"- Things are goin' pretty great right now. Gemma just made a boatload on NFTs."
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"- Yeah, she literally bought a boat."
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"- You die together, holding hands at the age of 102."
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"Enjoy."
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"- Beat it, kid! This is an emergency. - Ah! [winces]"
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"- Thank you. [Louise sighs]"
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"Why is love so easy for these kids, Lou? It makes no sense."
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"- They drive Teslas, Maggie."
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"And I'm just some cheugy loser who blew off her parents' expectations"
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"in the name of "personal fulfillment.""
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"Cheugy is bad, Maggie... Really bad."
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"- It's like the second I opened myself up to Daniel,"
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"he breaks my heart."
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"- I still owe money on my PT Cruiser."
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"- And now I'm getting hit on by kids in jorts."
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"- And according to one kid, I still need that prescription deodorant."
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"I gotta get outta here. - What? Why? Where are you going?"
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"- I'm going through something, Maggie,"
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"and I have to go home and figure out what the hell an NFT is immediately!"
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"[sighs]"
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"- Maggie..."
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"where's Miss Louise?"
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"- Ugh, she's so obsessed with becoming a doctor"
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"that she locked herself in the bathroom to study,"
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"so I'm alone as usual."
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"- You know, sometimes you just have a bad night."
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"DYLAN: Hey, Maggie,"
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"I have two crystal balls you can look into."
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"- Dylan, I suggest you take your comments and your rusty wallet chain elsewhere."
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"- At least the night's almost over."
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"- Listen, Maggie, I know things seem terrible right now,"
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"but I see great things in your future."
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"People are gonna love and appreciate you."
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"And those eyebrows are gonna make people jealous someday."
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"- Thanks."
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"You know, you're kinda like my guardian angel."
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"- Oh. "Guardian angel." I like that. [gasps]"
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"- What? - I just saw something."
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"You will dance with a great guy at prom and you'll be happy."
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"- Really? - Yes, sweetie, just not at this prom."
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"♪"
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"- Milady... would you be so kind to let me have this dance?"
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"♪ "Falling in Love Again" by Dojo Cuts playing ♪"
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"- Sure, Kenneth."
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"- You smell really nice. Like a fancy grocery store."
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"- Thank you."
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"Nice jorts. - Thanks. They're rentals."
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"- Oh."
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"- Excuse me, Kenneth. May I cut in?"
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"I just overheard Hayley Redlingshafer"
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"saying that your jorts slap and make you look like a total zaddy."
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"- Ah, thank you, Mr. Morales."
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"- Shall we?"
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"- A total zaddy, huh?"
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"- Yeah, I have no idea what any of those words mean."
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"[laughing]"
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"Sorry for... cutting in on Kenneth."
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"I mean, he's a great student, but very handsy."
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"- Well, he is the first person I ever danced with at prom."
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"- Well, if it makes you feel better,"
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"my prom was a bummer, too. I didn't dance either."
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"- I didn't even get a corsage."
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"- So, you really wanted an ice-cold flower bracelet"
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"from a to-go box? - Yes!"
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"My wrist was the only part of my body I was comfortable accentuating."
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"- Worst part for me? Oh yeah, I rocked a faux hawk."
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"- Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. Brightside."
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"- I came outta my cage and I'm doing okay."
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"[laughing]"
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"- Ooh... should you maybe, like, throw a bucket of cold water on them, or?"
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"- Oh, um, mm, no."
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"Jeff gave half the seniors lice last semester."
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"I'm gonna give him this win. - Oh, fair enough."
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"I mean, I don't know how any of these students could resist"
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"this romantic atmosphere. - Mm."
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"- Sticky floors."
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"- Oh, the overwhelming scent of Axe body spray."
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"- The deejay's laser occasionally burning a hole in your retina."
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"- Yes."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Well, I guess it's all about who you're with that"
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"makes the night special."
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"♪"
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"♪ I been holdin' on ♪"
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"GEMMA [on microphone]: Students of J.R. Buchanan High,"
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"it is time to announce the royal court!"
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"Come on up, Mr. Morales."
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"[cheering, applause]"
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"- There's my overly reverb-ed cue."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Now, before Mr. Morales does the honors of crowning this year's royalty,"
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"we have a little surprise."
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"ALL: Ooh."
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"- So, the prom committee did some digging on something called MySpace,"
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"and we thought Mr. M. would like to remember his prom when he was king."
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"- Okay."
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"[all laughing]"
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"GEMMA: Aw, they're so in love."
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"STUDENT [shouts]: Nice suspenders, Mr. M.!"
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"- Uh, just so you know, suspenders were really cool, uh, back then... so."
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"What do you, uh--"
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"What do you say we announce the royal court, huh?"
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"[cheering]"
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"DEEJAY: Time to get freaky... in a respectful way!"
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"[cheering]"
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"- Ugh... this music is so loud I can't even concentrate!"
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"Oh, I knew I shouldn't have come to prom."
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"If I don't pass this test, my parents are gonna kill me"
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"because I'm not gonna get into med school, which means that my brother will win."
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"- Do you even want to be a doctor,"
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"or are you just trying to make your parents happy?"
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"- I'm sorry, what's the difference?"
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"- Let's just go to Rena's."
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"I hear there's a secret menu and they'll put cheese on your fries."
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"- Shut up. Is that real?"
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"- Duh, I wouldn't lie about cheese."
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"- We need to make that a rule."
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"BOTH: We don't lie about cheese."
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"- Wait, ow, ow, ow... These shoes are killing me."
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