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Clips from Maggie (2022) - Your Past Will Inform Your Present (S01E01)

"He is tenacious. I will give him that."
Maggie (2022)
"- I thought you should have it, too."
Maggie (2022)
"♪ "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis playing ♪"
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"Thanks for coming tonight, Maggie. - Yeah."
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"- You're welcome. - Students loved it."
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"Good night. - Night."
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"♪ Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain ♪"
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"♪ Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain ♪"
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"♪ Time starts to pass, before you know it, you're frozen ♪"
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"♪ Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love ♪"
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"♪ I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love ♪"
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"- Victor Hart?"
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"- Yes, I would like to change my name to Angel."
Maggie (2022)
"That's A-N-G-E-L, as in guardian, as in touched by, as in hair pasta."
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"- Got it. - Wow. Well, that was super easy."
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"I wanna thank you for being a part of this monumental moment in my life."
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"- You are very welcome, sir."
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"- I'mma go to Starbucks now and watch them spell it wrong on a cup."
Maggie (2022)
"- Great, but first, you'll head down to the Social Security Office"
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"and change your Social Security card."
Maggie (2022)
"Then you'll swing by the DMV and get a new license."
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"After that, head straight to the bank and change your fi--"
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"- You know what?"
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"I'm just gonna tell people to call me Angel."
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"I'm wearing all white. They'll get it. [chuckles] Thank you."
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"♪"
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"[clucking]"
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"[fanfare]"
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"♪"
Maggie (2022)
"- Even Instagram knows I'm going through a breakup."
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"I just got an ad for "singles grave plots.""
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"- You're not gonna die alone because I'm gonna cremate you"
Maggie (2022)
"and put you in my smoothie, so I can drink you every morning."
Maggie (2022)
"- Honestly, can we just skip ahead to the cremation part?"
Maggie (2022)
"Anything to not feel what I'm feeling right now."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maggie, I know it sucks."
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"- Thought I could be myself with Daniel."
Maggie (2022)
"It's embarrassing when you show yourself to someone,"
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"and then that's why the relationship ends."
Maggie (2022)
"- Give me his address."
Maggie (2022)
"Thelma's got IBS, and I have a stack of paper bags and a lighter."
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"- Thank you. BEN: Hey, Maggie,"
Maggie (2022)
"any chance you'd want to go to prom with me tomorrow night?"
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"- Uh, I don't know. I'll have to ask my parents,"
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"and they'll be just as confused as I am."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. I want you to come as the entertainment,"
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"um, as a psychic."
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"You know, the guy who writes names on rice dropped out."
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"He's at the hospital with carpal tunnel."
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"- Oh. [Maggie chuckles]"
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"- I think one prom in a lifetime is enough for me."
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"- Ah, man, I'd love to go to prom as an adult."
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"I'd finally get to ask all the teens if it's good or bad"
Maggie (2022)
"when people call me "cheugy.""
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"- You wanna come too, Lou?"
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"Amy, Dave, and Jessie all said no, and you'd really be saving me."
Maggie (2022)
"I can always use another set of eyes to police for vapes and wine bras."
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"- Do I look like a narc to you?"
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"Because I would love to!"
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"- Oh, great. - Come on, let's go!"
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"It'll get your mind off Daniel."
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"- Plus, if you don't come,"
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"then I'll have to learn how to write on rice,"
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"and one of my students' names is "Redlingshafer.""
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"It can't be done."
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"- Uh... okay, fine."
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"I will come. - Yes! Oh!"
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"- No, but I will not be cranking that Soulja Boy. No."
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"♪ "The Spot" by Your Smith playing ♪"
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"- How great is it that we get to do this all over again?"
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"- Wait, a-are we overdressed? That girl's wearing a sweatsuit."
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"- Who cares? I'm rockin' the same nipple petals"
Maggie (2022)
"from prom '07, baby. - They still have stick?"
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"- Nope, not at all."
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"Um... Oh, yeah, they fell off in the Uber."
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"- Tonight has to be better than our prom, right?"
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"- What are you talking about? Our prom ruled."
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"- I think you're thinking of not us and not what happened."
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"♪ "Cupid Shuffle" by Cupid playing ♪"
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"♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪"
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"♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪"
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"- Guys, guys, guys!"
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"Prom King and Queen are gonna be Joe and Ilana!"
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"- Seriously? Come on. Why did you have to do that?"
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"- Spoilers! - You suck."
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"- Brandy, wait."
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"♪ They say I'm a rapper but I say no ♪"
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"Hey, Rachel, Rachel. Be careful at the after-party."
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"The police are gonna bust it."
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"- Are you gonna call the cops on us?"
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"That's messed up."
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"- No--"
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"♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪"
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"♪ Come on, come on ♪"
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"Hey, you wanna dance or something?"
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"- Can't. Chem test Tuesday. Parents are on my ass."
Maggie (2022)
"Uh, quick... Ask me what the atomic weight of zirconium is."
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"- What's the atomic-- - Ninety-one!"
Maggie (2022)
"- Ah, I got it right!"
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"Well, at least we're in a way better place now."
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"Kids are gonna look at us and be like,"
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""Oh my gosh, they're so cool, and, like, totally goals.""
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"- We are goals. I know how to do my eyeliner now."
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"- Yeah, and I don't have to wear prescription deodorant anymore."
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"- Hell, yeah! Let's go to prom."
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"♪ "Take You Where I Go" by Rayelle playing ♪"
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"[cheering] [indistinct chatter]"
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"♪"
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"BEN: Hey!"
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"You guys clean up so nice."
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"- Hm, you too. Lookin' spicy. - Thank you."
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"This is my "history teacher after dark" look."
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"- Um... - You know what?"
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"That does not sound right. I will not call it that."
Maggie (2022)
"So, you ready to narc, Louise?"
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"- Uh-huh. Oh."
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"Spotted. Blunt in the boutonnière, flask strapped to the thigh,"
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"and those cufflinks are actually molly."
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"Time for me to do my thing. [chuckles]"
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"- Wow, she's like RoboCop. [chuckles] - Yep."
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