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Clips from Cheers - Birth, Death, Love and Rice (S04E04)

There was no Explanation necessary.

"There was no Explanation necessary."

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It was you she loved All along.

"It was you she loved All along."

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And it was the thought of you That made me lose her.

"And it was the thought of you That made me lose her."

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The story Of my humiliation

"The story Of my humiliation"

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Spread like wildfire Through the university

"Spread like wildfire Through the university"

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And then through the entire Italian countryside.

"And then through the entire Italian countryside."

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Everyone knew about it.

"Everyone knew about it."

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Everyone knew About my shame.

"Everyone knew About my shame."

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No. You must've been Imagining that.

"No. You must've been Imagining that."

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Oh, was i?

"Oh, was i?"

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Do you know That in soccer...

"Do you know That in soccer..."

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When a player Kicks at the ball,

"When a player Kicks at the ball,"

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Misses, and falls down,

"Misses, and falls down,"

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It's now called A frasier?

"It's now called A frasier?"

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That could be A coincidence.

"That could be A coincidence."

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If he's knocked cold, It's called a frasier crane.

"If he's knocked cold, It's called a frasier crane."

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I've lost everything, Malone.

"I've lost everything, Malone."

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My tenure, my practice, And my diane.

"My tenure, my practice, And my diane."

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My life is ruined, And it's all your fault.

"My life is ruined, And it's all your fault."

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Now, don't you think Someone should pay for that?

"Now, don't you think Someone should pay for that?"

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If by someone, You mean someone In this room,

"If by someone, You mean someone In this room,"

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I can--

"I can--"

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I can honestly Answer no, i don't.

"I can honestly Answer no, i don't."

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Oh, come on.

"Oh, come on."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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The gun's Not even loaded.

"The gun's Not even loaded."

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Certainly, it's loaded.

"Certainly, it's loaded."

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No, it isn't.

"No, it isn't."

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Oh. Of course You know it's not,

"Oh. Of course You know it's not,"

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Because frasier crane Is a harmless person.

"Because frasier crane Is a harmless person."

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He never caused you A moment's concern,

"He never caused you A moment's concern,"

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Not a moment's worry.

"Not a moment's worry."

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He was never a threat

"He was never a threat"

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To your relationship With diane,

"To your relationship With diane,"

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And he's not a threat now.

"And he's not a threat now."

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Is that it, sam?

"Is that it, sam?"

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No, it's just The little holes There are empty.

"No, it's just The little holes There are empty."

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Once again, You're ahead of me, sam.

"Once again, You're ahead of me, sam."

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I just hoped to See you quaking In your boots

"I just hoped to See you quaking In your boots"

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A little bit Or something,

"A little bit Or something,"

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But you cheated me Even of that.

"But you cheated me Even of that."

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Whew. Boy.

"Whew. Boy."

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You're really Bent out of shape Over this,

"You're really Bent out of shape Over this,"

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Aren't you?

"Aren't you?"

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Just out of totally Idle curiosity,

"Just out of totally Idle curiosity,"

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Whatever did happen To diane?

"Whatever did happen To diane?"

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Well, i was recently Informed by my mentor, Dr. Bennett ludlow,

"Well, i was recently Informed by my mentor, Dr. Bennett ludlow,"

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Whose care i'm now Under, incidentally...

"Whose care i'm now Under, incidentally..."

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And believe me, He's doing A heck of a job.

"And believe me, He's doing A heck of a job."

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He told me that she's At st. Anselm's abbey,

"He told me that she's At st. Anselm's abbey,"

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An hour outside of boston,

"An hour outside of boston,"

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With the sisters Of the divine severity.

"With the sisters Of the divine severity."

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Whoa, wait. You can't be a nun If you've already--

"Whoa, wait. You can't be a nun If you've already--"

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She's not becoming A nun, you idiot!

"She's not becoming A nun, you idiot!"

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She's working there.

"She's working there."

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She's cleaning, Serving meals,

"She's cleaning, Serving meals,"

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Wearing sackcloth, That sort of thing.

"Wearing sackcloth, That sort of thing."

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You see, After she left me,

"You see, After she left me,"

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Diane embarked upon A spree of decadence In italy.

"Diane embarked upon A spree of decadence In italy."

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I'd hear stories About dancing on Tables in cafes,

"I'd hear stories About dancing on Tables in cafes,"

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Swimming in Public fountains,

"Swimming in Public fountains,"

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Cavorting With counts And soccer players.

"Cavorting With counts And soccer players."

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Well, now, she's Doing penance For la dolce vita.

"Well, now, she's Doing penance For la dolce vita."

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She's seeking peace.

"She's seeking peace."

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I hope She's found it.

"I hope She's found it."

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Diane dancing On table tops?

"Diane dancing On table tops?"

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You mean, my--your-- The diane?

"You mean, my--your-- The diane?"

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Yes, all of them.

"Yes, all of them."

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But now listen, sam.

"But now listen, sam."

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You won't go and See her, will you?

"You won't go and See her, will you?"

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No!

"No!"

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It would Be disaster For everyone.

"It would Be disaster For everyone."

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No, no.

"No, no."

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Believe me. I wouldn't do that.

"Believe me. I wouldn't do that."

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No, i'm over her. You know,

"No, i'm over her. You know,"

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If you know What's good for you,

"If you know What's good for you,"

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I think you should Forget about her, too.

"I think you should Forget about her, too."

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Oh, i'll forget About her.

"Oh, i'll forget About her."

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I'll forget About her

"I'll forget About her"

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When the moon Turns to ashes,

"When the moon Turns to ashes,"

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And the birds Sing nevermore.

"And the birds Sing nevermore."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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Well, i'm sorry about The histrionics, sam.

"Well, i'm sorry about The histrionics, sam."

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Oh, no. You know, it's funny

"Oh, no. You know, it's funny"

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That even through All this,

"That even through All this,"

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I still think of you As my goombah.

"I still think of you As my goombah."

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Well, it's best That i get going.

"Well, it's best That i get going."

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Well, let's do The lunch thing Some time.

"Well, let's do The lunch thing Some time."

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I'd like that, yeah. Take care.

"I'd like that, yeah. Take care."

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You won't go see her?

"You won't go see her?"

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No way. No.

"No way. No."

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Hi, diane.

"Hi, diane."

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Hi, sam.

"Hi, sam."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Calm--calm Down here.

"Calm--calm Down here."

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I just popped in To say howdy.

"I just popped in To say howdy."

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You ok?

"You ok?"

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What the hell-- He--he--heck...

"What the hell-- He--he--heck..."

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Are you doing here?

"Are you doing here?"

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I bumped into frasier,

"I bumped into frasier,"

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And he told me you'd Checked into a convent,

"And he told me you'd Checked into a convent,"

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And i was afraid you got All squirrelly again.

"And i was afraid you got All squirrelly again."

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Thank you for your Carefully-worded concern,

"Thank you for your Carefully-worded concern,"

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But i assure you I am fine.

"But i assure you I am fine."

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Oh, sam, i was so sorry To hear about the coach.

"Oh, sam, i was so sorry To hear about the coach."

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Yeah, i know, i know.

"Yeah, i know, i know."

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Not a day goes by

"Not a day goes by"

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When i don't Miss him terribly.

"When i don't Miss him terribly."

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Me, too.

"Me, too."

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What helps me, Though, is i Always remember

"What helps me, Though, is i Always remember"

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What he used to say About the afterlife--

"What he used to say About the afterlife--"

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"I hope there's Not a lot of stairs."

""I hope there's Not a lot of stairs.""

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It's wise in its way.

"It's wise in its way."

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Sam, you're really Gonna have to leave.

"Sam, you're really Gonna have to leave."

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It's wrong for you To be here.

"It's wrong for you To be here."

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All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

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There's something i got To say first, though.

"There's something i got To say first, though."

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All right, fine, But if they find you, It's your problem.

"All right, fine, But if they find you, It's your problem."

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I'm not covering for you.

"I'm not covering for you."

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You could--

"You could--"

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