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Clips from Cheers - Birth, Death, Love and Rice (S04E04)

We were kind Of like pen pals.

"We were kind Of like pen pals."

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You exchanged Letters?

"You exchanged Letters?"

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No, pens.

"No, pens."

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It was, It was coach's idea.

"It was, It was coach's idea."

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Oh, well, that... That figures.

"Oh, well, that... That figures."

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Can i get you Something to Drink here?

"Can i get you Something to Drink here?"

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Soda pop Would be good.

"Soda pop Would be good."

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Soda pop. Ok.

"Soda pop. Ok."

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See, i got in the habit Of writing to the bars In the big city

"See, i got in the habit Of writing to the bars In the big city"

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In the hopes Of landing a job.

"In the hopes Of landing a job."

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And once i wrote A letter to cheers, And coach answered my letter.

"And once i wrote A letter to cheers, And coach answered my letter."

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I liked him right away,

"I liked him right away,"

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Maybe it was because He was the only one Who wrote back to me.

"Maybe it was because He was the only one Who wrote back to me."

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Woody, uh, You say you're Looking for work?

"Woody, uh, You say you're Looking for work?"

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Well, actually, I came to boston on A fact-finding tour.

"Well, actually, I came to boston on A fact-finding tour."

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See, i tend bar Back home in indiana.

"See, i tend bar Back home in indiana."

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Well, it's Not a bar exactly.

"Well, it's Not a bar exactly."

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It's more like a pig sty With a jukebox...

"It's more like a pig sty With a jukebox..."

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If we had a jukebox.

"If we had a jukebox."

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Carla, uh...

"Carla, uh..."

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I'd like you to Meet woody boyd.

"I'd like you to Meet woody boyd."

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Woody, this is Carla tortelli.

"Woody, this is Carla tortelli."

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Hi, ma'am.

"Hi, ma'am."

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Ma'am?

"Ma'am?"

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What's that Supposed to mean?

"What's that Supposed to mean?"

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I believe it's A term of respect.

"I believe it's A term of respect."

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No wonder It sounded So weird.

"No wonder It sounded So weird."

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Who is this guy?

"Who is this guy?"

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Well, he's A friend of coach's

"Well, he's A friend of coach's"

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And he's Looking for work.

"And he's Looking for work."

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What do you think? You want to Give him a try?

"What do you think? You want to Give him a try?"

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Me?

"Me?"

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Mr. Malone, This is the proudest Day of my life.

"Mr. Malone, This is the proudest Day of my life."

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I'd work like a slave

"I'd work like a slave"

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And i wouldn't take Anything more than Minimum wage.

"And i wouldn't take Anything more than Minimum wage."

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And of course, I'd wash your car,

"And of course, I'd wash your car,"

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And if you ever need Someone to just, You know, yell at,

"And if you ever need Someone to just, You know, yell at,"

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I'm your man.

"I'm your man."

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I think we better Keep him, sam.

"I think we better Keep him, sam."

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He wouldn't be safe On the streets.

"He wouldn't be safe On the streets."

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Thanks, carla. What the hell?

"Thanks, carla. What the hell?"

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Woody, come on Around here,

"Woody, come on Around here,"

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And we'll Check you out.

"And we'll Check you out."

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You won't regret it, Mr. Malone.

"You won't regret it, Mr. Malone."

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I love bartending!

"I love bartending!"

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You get behind a bar, And right away strangers

"You get behind a bar, And right away strangers"

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Are your best friends, You know?

"Are your best friends, You know?"

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They call you great names Like buddy, pal, chief, ace.

"They call you great names Like buddy, pal, chief, ace."

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Here's your apron, Sport.

"Here's your apron, Sport."

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Sport! Another great one.

"Sport! Another great one."

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But listen, let me make One thing clear.

"But listen, let me make One thing clear."

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One mistake, and I'm out on my butt.

"One mistake, and I'm out on my butt."

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Cliffie, next time You try to imitate That helicopter,

"Cliffie, next time You try to imitate That helicopter,"

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I think you oughta Chalk up the cues

"I think you oughta Chalk up the cues"

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Before sticking them In your ears.

"Before sticking them In your ears."

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No kidding. I'd look pretty silly With chalk in my ears.

"No kidding. I'd look pretty silly With chalk in my ears."

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Cliff. Norm. Woody boyd.

"Cliff. Norm. Woody boyd."

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Woody's gonna be Helping us out Around here.

"Woody's gonna be Helping us out Around here."

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Hey. Hi.

"Hey. Hi."

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What's your pleasure, Gents?

"What's your pleasure, Gents?"

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Make it Anything you want.

"Make it Anything you want."

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Now, where i come from, All anyone ever drinks Is beer.

"Now, where i come from, All anyone ever drinks Is beer."

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Beer's fine, but any monkey Can pull down a tap.

"Beer's fine, but any monkey Can pull down a tap."

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Why study years to be An ace mixologist

"Why study years to be An ace mixologist"

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Just to serve beer After beer after beer?

"Just to serve beer After beer after beer?"

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So what will it be?

"So what will it be?"

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Beer.

"Beer."

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Same.

"Same."

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So while it's A common belief

"So while it's A common belief"

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That the tyrannosaurus rex Was the king of the dinosaurs,

"That the tyrannosaurus rex Was the king of the dinosaurs,"

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As indicated by The appellative "saurus,"

"As indicated by The appellative "saurus,""

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The smartest of The spiny reptiles

"The smartest of The spiny reptiles"

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Was actually The thauapatroid.

"Was actually The thauapatroid."

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Whoo-hoo.

"Whoo-hoo."

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Frasier w. Crane.

"Frasier w. Crane."

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The man who Won the hand of Diane chambers.

"The man who Won the hand of Diane chambers."

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Found out he had to Keep the rest of her.

"Found out he had to Keep the rest of her."

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Hello, carla. Norm. Cliff.

"Hello, carla. Norm. Cliff."

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It's been a long time.

"It's been a long time."

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We've got a lot of Catching up to do, Huh?

"We've got a lot of Catching up to do, Huh?"

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So what's new?

"So what's new?"

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I couldn't begin To tell you.

"I couldn't begin To tell you."

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Well, that's Even better.

"Well, that's Even better."

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What's Your pleasure?

"What's Your pleasure?"

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My life is devoid Of pleasure.

"My life is devoid Of pleasure."

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You need A good laugh.

"You need A good laugh."

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You from Out-of-town?

"You from Out-of-town?"

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Just give me A whiskey, punk.

"Just give me A whiskey, punk."

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Punk! Oh! That's great.

"Punk! Oh! That's great."

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Where's malone?

"Where's malone?"

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I mean, where's My good friend sam?

"I mean, where's My good friend sam?"

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Mr. Malone's In his office.

"Mr. Malone's In his office."

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You want me To give him a buzz?

"You want me To give him a buzz?"

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Uh, no, no, no. I'll surprise him.

"Uh, no, no, no. I'll surprise him."

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Oh, by the way,

"Oh, by the way,"

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Any peculiar noises you hear Coming out of that room,

"Any peculiar noises you hear Coming out of that room,"

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Don't let it bother you.

"Don't let it bother you."

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It's just a couple Of old friends

"It's just a couple Of old friends"

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Having a little Fun together.

"Having a little Fun together."

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Yo. I think my joke Loosened him up a little.

"Yo. I think my joke Loosened him up a little."

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Hello, sam, old buddy.

"Hello, sam, old buddy."

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Frasier.

"Frasier."

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What the hell Are you doing here?

"What the hell Are you doing here?"

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Are you alone?

"Are you alone?"

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Yes, i'm alone.

"Yes, i'm alone."

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I didn't marry diane.

"I didn't marry diane."

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You didn't?

"You didn't?"

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No, i didn't.

"No, i didn't."

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Does that Make you happy?

"Does that Make you happy?"

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Well, uh...

"Well, uh..."

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I'm happy for you.

"I'm happy for you."

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Just how did You manage that?

"Just how did You manage that?"

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She left me At the altar.

"She left me At the altar."

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I had just vowed To take her for my wife.

"I had just vowed To take her for my wife."

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The priest asked her If she would marry me.

"The priest asked her If she would marry me."

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She looked around and asked If he was talking to her.

"She looked around and asked If he was talking to her."

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He nodded, And she was gone.

"He nodded, And she was gone."

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Gee, frasier, That's tough.

"Gee, frasier, That's tough."

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She just took off,

"She just took off,"

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No explanation Or anything?

"No explanation Or anything?"

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