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Clips from This Fool - F*ck the Rich (S01E01)

"[door opens]"
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"[Luis beatboxing]"
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"JULIO: Ugh, don't start, please."
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"[beatboxing continues]"
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"Too early in the morning for that."
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"[beatboxing continues]"
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"Why are you in such a good mood anyway?"
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"- 'Cause I'm about to graduate."
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"This is my last delivery."
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"Guess I'm gonna have to find a new jale after this."
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"- I can't believe I'm actually gonna miss your annoying ass around here."
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"- Oh, yeah?"
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"- Nope. Bitch-ass parasite."
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"[beatboxing continues]"
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"- Fuckity... fuck you, homey."
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"- Just hold those."
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"- Hurry up."
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"JULIO: Whoa!"
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"- God... damn!"
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"- Shit. Sorry, guys."
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"Uh, my alarm didn't go off."
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"- You're sleeping in the cupcake van?"
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"MINISTER PAYNE: Yeah, just the last couple of weeks."
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"Hey, g-- Give me a minute. Let me get decent."
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"- Yeah, yeah. Take your time."
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"MINISTER PAYNE: Thank you."
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"- Can you believe that shit?"
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"- Fuck, no. That verga was massive."
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"Shit was like a machete you cut down trees with."
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"- I'm worried about that fool."
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"I think he has elephantiasis."
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"That didn't look natural."
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"- You think he got dick enlargement surgery?"
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"- With what money? He's sleeping in the van."
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"- Well, maybe that's where he spent all his feria."
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"JULIO: That's a good point."
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"LUIS: Man, you think you know a guy."
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"♪ theme music playing ♪"
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"♪"
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"- It's been a rough couple of months."
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"The oven's been acting up,"
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"we couldn't fulfill a few orders, that created a cash flow problem."
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"So I've been sinking my own money into the place,"
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"and my ex-wife evicted me."
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"I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Julio."
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"Lord knows I've tried to shelter you from the truth."
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"- No, you haven't. You constantly complain about money,"
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"and my paychecks are always late."
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"MINISTER PAYNE: Luckily, I learned"
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"it takes like four months"
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"before the phone company realizes"
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"that you aren't paying any bills."
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"I'm a little worried about the electricity,"
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"but so far those fuckers haven't turned us off yet."
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"And now we're out of soap!"
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"I can't even take a whore's bath."
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"Pass me some paper towels, please."
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"- Well, what about our big donor Stan what's-his-name?"
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"MINISTER PAYNE: No, I don't want that prick's money."
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"We got into a big fight"
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"about his bullshit new stadium in Inglewood"
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"and how it's displacing working-class people."
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"So he pulled the funding."
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"JULIO: Payne, why'd you piss that fool off?"
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"He's been donating to us for years."
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"- All billionaires are pigs, Julio."
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"I'm tired of begging for their scraps."
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"JULIO: Jesus, Payne, I get that you don't like"
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"groveling to the rich,"
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"but you run a nonprofit."
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"Suck it up and learn how to fuckin' tap dance."
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"- Happy?"
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"MAGGIE: What about this one? It's got a balcony."
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"- Great. I can jump off of it when I lose my job"
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"and I can't pay my half of the rent."
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"- Dude, shut up. It's not that expensive."
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"- There's a $500 pet deposit."
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"You think Roger's worth that much?"
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"- Roger, are you worth $500?"
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"- Please don't make that voice."
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"- Wait. Shut up, shut up. [singsongy voice] Shut up."
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"I wanna watch this."
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"My law firm represents this douche."
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"NEWSCASTER: Richard Rowell,"
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"scion of the controversial Rowell family,"
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"inherited billions of dollars from his parents"
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"who made their fortune through owning for-profit prisons."
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"Richard has been charged with a number of DUIs over the years,"
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"but always escaped legal consequences until recently."
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"- I remember where I was when my lawyer first told me"
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"that he got me off scot-free off of my seventh DUI."
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"I was in my jacuzzi, you know, jets on blast."
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"And I thought, "Something doesn't feel right.""
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"So I shut off the jets and I felt much better."
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"And then I thought, "You know what else doesn't feel right?""
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"What my lawyer is saying."
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"So I told him."
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""No. I belong in jail.""
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"So that's when I decided to lock myself up"
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"in one of my parents' prisons."
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"- No mames. These fools make me sick."
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"- We overbill him all the time,"
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"but he has so much money he never even notices."
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"- I was in prison for a month, but it was a 31-day month,"
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"and every day is like a week when you're doing hard time."
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"So really it was 31 weeks, which is almost a year."
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"- God. Yeah, and I mean, it was less time than what Mandela did,"
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"but it was more time than what Shia LaBeouf did."
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"- Oh, come on."
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"- We have an enormous problem with mass incarceration in this country."
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"Okay, in our foundation,"
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"what we wanna do is we wanna take a stand"
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"because we feel privileged to be privileged enough"
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"to help the least privileged members of our society."
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"- Hey, bet these guilty rich fucks would donate to Hugs Not Thugs."
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"- Yeah, they probably would."
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"I could put you guys in touch. My boss is tight with his publicist."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"JULIO: That’d be great."
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