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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Alien Dinner Party (S02E02)

"Human infants are the only mammal whose main attribute"
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"is helplessly flopping."
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"Need some help with that ice down there, Doc?"
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"No."
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"I am good at ice-carrying."
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"You sure? I'll come down and help."
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"No, no!"
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"I want to carry it myself."
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"Ice feels good on my nipples."
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"Thanks, Doc. Damn, you smell like sulfur."
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"What, you have an outhouse party down there?"
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"No."
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"It is not sulfur."
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"What are you, crazy?"
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"It is the deputy's eggs. They are stinky."
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"Well, that makes sense."
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"Yeah, those things are delicious but deadly."
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"You gotta stop at two, or it's like eating a butt gun."
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"I would not fire a gun made out of butts."
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"The mayonnaise is homemade, and I mix the yolks by hand."
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"- Mm. - And I don't use"
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"canola oil like most people."
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"The key is olive oil."
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"It really brings out the eggy flavor."
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"Mm. Yum."
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"Just... excuse me. - Okay."
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"- Just one second. - Okay."
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"♪"
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"♪ And I'm sorry for all I've taken ♪"
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"♪ And I'm sorry for all I've let loose ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ I wanna be true"
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"♪ I wanna be forgiven"
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"♪"
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"♪ For givin' up"
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"♪ On everything I knew"
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"♪"
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"♪ I wanna be true"
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"I'm serious. If you're wearing nurse scrubs"
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"and you're running, stores will pretty much"
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"let you take anything for free. Uh-huh."
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"Yeah. Of course."
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"No, sorry, anything."
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"Okay, so I marked all the military installations"
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"where they could be holding the alien ball."
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"I circled the underground ones nobody knows about."
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"Ben's throwing a surprise birthday party for Dr. V.,"
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"but he's just doing that to trick him"
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"into being town doctor again."
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"It's this big secret."
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"Yeah. I told everyone."
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"Town doctor?"
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"What happened to Dr. Ethan?"
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"He left town the night the Men in Black were here."
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"You mean the night you told the Men in Black"
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"Dr. Ethan was the alien?"
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"Yeah, that night."
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"Guess Dr. Ethan just didn't like it here."
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"- Is your brain in your butt? - I hope not."
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"Don't you realize what happened?"
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"The Men in Black took Dr. Ethan."
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"As soon as they figure out he's human,"
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"they'll know the alien is still in Patience"
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"and come back looking for him."
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"We have to go to that party and warn Asta."
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"How? We have a babysitter."
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"We'll get her to fall asleep."
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"I know what to do."
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"Same way my Aunt Azadeh conks out when she visits."
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"- Sleeping pills? - No..."
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"calm-voiced nature videos."
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"What you gonna do with all them pickles?"
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"Uh, those are not pickles."
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"Those are sweet gherkins,"
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"or, uh, cornichons."
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"Did you just correct me on how to say a pickle?"
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"No. I'm just sayin'."
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"I'm gonna get some punch."
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"Hey, how's the punch? - It fell."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, no. - Huh?"
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"I didn't--"
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"It's pretty, huh?"
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"Yeah, it's amazing."
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"I used to spend a lot of time here"
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"when you were dating Harry."
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"Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it dating."
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"It was really more of a drive-by."
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"So any exciting news?"
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"No, I haven't taken the test yet."
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"If I take the test and it's positive,"
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"then I'm pregnant."
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"Yeah, that's not how it works."
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"♪"
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"You know, I was just talking to Harry about New York."
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"All I could think about was how exciting it would be"
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"to live there, you know?"
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"The art shows, the theatre, all of it."
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"Why can't that be my life?"
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"I don't know. Why can't it?"
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"Because I'm stuck here,"
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"pushing out babies like a stray dog."
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"Ugh... the ones with all the nipples?"
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"- So many nipples. - Huge, huge nipples."
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"You adopt one, it turns over. Nipple."
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"♪"
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"Come on."
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"Let's go pee on a stick."
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"Hold your breath."
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"Liv just brought out a new tray of eggs."
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"Ugh."
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"The size of the bull elk's antlers"
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"depends on how much sunlight the elk gets."
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"Here, this elk basks in the warm rays of the midday sun."
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"A full-sized male's antlers can grow up to an inch per day"
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"during the summer months."
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"They're typically fully grown by mid-August."
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"If he is able to--"
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"Hey!"
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