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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy (S09E09)

"Did the roller-derby team try to recruit you again?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. I have a date with Ben."
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"You don't seem too excited about it."
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"Well, I mean, he's really nice, and..."
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"Got it. You're bored, and so am I."
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"Break up."
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"I mean, I just want to see what else is out there."
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"- Does that make me a bad person? - Oh, my God."
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"Are we still talking about this?"
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"I solved your problem. Today."
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"Crowded restaurant so he doesn't make a scene."
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"Just deep breath and say it."
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"Fantastic news! Someone TP'd our house!"
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"Halloween fun is afoot."
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"Dad, I really want to be excited for you,"
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"but Halloween?"
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"We're almost old enough to vote."
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"- Aaaaaahhh! - Whoa!"
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"Got me!"
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"Worth it?"
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"Oh, what, you're too old for a little scare?"
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"The scariest thing is you could be a cheap pick-up line,"
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"two beers, and nine months away from being a grandparent,"
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"and you just risked asphyxiation in the fridge."
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"It's not like we're taking you trick-or-treating."
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"There are grown-up ways to enjoy Halloween."
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"How about pumpkin-boat racing?"
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"Cam used to do it in Missouri."
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"Take a giant pumpkin,"
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"cut the top off,"
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"gut it, hop in, sail away."
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"Let's do it."
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"I'm so married to this idea,"
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"it rolls its eyes when I make jokes in public."
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"Take notes... This might help you out with Ben later."
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"Mom, Dad?"
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"You and Halloween have had"
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"some great times together."
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"- Mm. - But it's over."
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"You're way too old, and it's hard to look at."
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"Wow, it really lines up."
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"- I see what's going on here. - Thank God."
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"I haven't communicated how big"
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"this pumpkin's gonna be."
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"You guys know Clifford... the Big Red Dog?"
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"- We're not doing this. - Plus, we all have dates."
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"But..."
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"I think they're past it."
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"That was kinda harsh, huh?"
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"Oh, honey, don't take it too personally."
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"Me? That was directed at you, fridge monster."
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"You're the one who's obsessed with Halloween."
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"Honey, you were the one who suggested"
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"getting a giant pumpkin"
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"and having us sail away in it"
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"like a family of cartoon mice."
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"All pumpkins are giant to mice."
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"There is no use in us arguing over who's more obsessed"
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"with a holiday that's behind us already."
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"Way behind us."
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"- All right. I got to get going, honey. - Yeah, have a good one."
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"- Mwah! - Mwah!"
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"- Great. Buh-bye. - Mm-hmm, bye."
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"Change of plans, fellas."
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"Hop in the car."
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"Well, well, well. You city folk sure are late risers."
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"I guess your rooster has a snooze button."
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"It's funny how you say the exact, same thing every morning."
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"Since our contractor took a break"
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"from rehabbing kitchens"
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"- to rehab a gambling problem... - Yeah."
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"... Jay took over, and we've been staying here."
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"It's been a lot of Dad,"
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"but it... it just became too impractical"
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"to continue living at home."
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"We're gonna use another coat of varnish."
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"The fumes shouldn't be too noticeable."
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"- Okay. Okay. - Oh, boy. Lily."
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"Oh, gosh! Okay, she's down!"
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"It's been hard on us, living without a kitchen."
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"It's been, uh, six weeks now since it burned down."
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"Since you burned it down."
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"Since I burned it down."
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"And then maliciously made me think I did it"
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"and leveraged my guilt for your own selfish gain."
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"Then maliciously made you think"
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"that you did it, and leveraged..."
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"Honey, you got to stop beating yourself up."
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"Okay."
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"I was going to make Joe's oatmeal."
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"Do you really have to use all five burners?"
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"Well, it is called Five Burner Meat Pie,"
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"and it's the traditional dish"
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"back at the Halloween festival,"
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"so it kinda makes me feel like I'm there."
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"Mm."
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"No oatmeal?"
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"Guess I could put my beard on now."
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"Come over here!"
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"Ow!"
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"Look, I'm sorry, but the God I worship"
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"does not let his roots show, so..."
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"Two weeks ago,"
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"we invited Mitch and Cam to stay here."
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"You invited them."
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"It's been hard on us,"
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"but it's part of our Colombian heritage..."
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"Your heritage."
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"... to welcome family"
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"and to never kick them out,"
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"even when they might have some boundary issues."
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"I'm heading back to the job site."
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"Gonna let the guys knock off"
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"for a little liqu-or-treating."
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"Well, that is how you manage..."
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"... to stretch a job until Christmas."
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"Okay, you need to go over there,"
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"find out how long this is gonna take."
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"I want my kitchen back."
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"Okay, uh, Dad?"
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