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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Car/Motar (S01E01)

"Thank you."
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"Dugan.Thank you."
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"Dugan."
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"Karimi."
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"Karimi."
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"Pretty sure that's you."
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"No, thank you. You already pay me"
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"by providing me with a home."
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"What? No, you got to get paid."
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"I feel like I should be paying you for teaching me a new trade."
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"Lizzie, give him a raise."
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"Truly, Mr. Art, I see you as a father,"
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"and in Afghanistan, a father never pays his children."
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"I like it. Gonna have to get over there some time."
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"Dad, offer it again."
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"He just said he doesn't want to get paid."
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"No, he's refusing three times to be polite."
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"It's a cultural thing."
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"Really? Huh. Oh..."
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"I insist, buddy."
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"As you wish."
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"Hmm."
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"You really didn't have to pay for all of this."
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"Where I come from, we always use our first paycheck"
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"to treat loved ones to good food."
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"Okay, now I feel bad about this cereal."
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"I only picked it 'cause it comes with a yo-yo."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"I have been dreaming about"
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"a car like that since I was a child."
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"Way to dream big."
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"There was a guy in my neighborhood growing up"
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"who had a car just like this."
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"Oh, we thought he was so cool."
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"In my country, women go crazy over the kind of car you drive."
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"It's nice to know shallowness is international."
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"Will you take a picture of me with it?"
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"I want to send it to my cousin Zubair."
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"Sure."
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"Hmm."
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"What's going on?"
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"Is this your car?"
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"Not for long."
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"I bought a lottery ticket.Ah."
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"Do American women love this car?"
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"I do all right."
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"Ah."
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"You want to party?"
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"You got a better shot"
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"with that lottery ticket."
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"Yeah, he bought a car."
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"Why would I lie to you, Zubair?"
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": Hey, did you buy a car?"
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": No, but tell him I did."
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"Yeah, I'm looking at it right now."
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"It's burgundy.It's burgundy."
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"Your camera is broken.Ah, I'd send you a picture,"
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"but my camera's broken."
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"All right, take care, buddy."
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"Did he sound jealous?"
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"Oh, I thought he was gonna cry."
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": Oh, I wish I could have heard that."
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"Hey, you're making good money now."
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"Why don't you buy a real car?"
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"Uh, no, uh, I have other things"
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"I need to do with my money."
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"Like?"
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"Send it home."
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"You're already doing that."
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"Well, I need to do it more."
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"And I need to contribute to this family, too."
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"I've noticed most of Lizzie's pants have holes."
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"Hey, it's okay to treat yourself."
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"I can't."
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"Why not?"
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"I wouldn't even know where to start."
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"Well, let's figure it out. What do you want?"
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"Hmm."
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"My mother has always wanted to go to Mecca."
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"I want to send her there."
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"That's what she wants. What do you want?"
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"I want my family to be happy."
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"Okay."
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"Just for fun, imagine you don't have a family."
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"How is that fun?"
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": Come on, man."
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"Haven't you ever bought something"
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"just 'cause you wanted it?"
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"Hmm."
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"When I was a little boy,"
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"I found some money on the street,"
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"so I bought myself a slice of cake"
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"with a thick layer of jam in the middle."
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"Mmm. I still remember how spongey and delicious it was."
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"And I bet you enjoyed every bite of it."
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"I did not eat the whole slice."
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"I brought the rest home to my family."
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"I'm not a monster."
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"All right, that's it. Come with me."
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"Where are we going?None of your business. Come on."
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"I couldn't tell if the wiggly man out front"
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"was inviting us in or trying to warn us."
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"Ooh, I could totally see you in this one."
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"Cruising down the boulevard, turning ladies' heads."
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"I could never afford it.Oh, don't look"
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"at the sticker price, that's the sucker price."
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"You got to grind them down."
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"Riley, I know how to negotiate.No, I know you do,"
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"but buying a car in this country is different."
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"They got tricks you haven't seen before."
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"I know all the tricks."
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"She's a beauty, isn't she?"
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"It is the ugliest car I have ever seen."
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"I wouldn't drive this car if you gave it to me for free."
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"Well, it's practically free."
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"Really? Wow."
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"Ha, we're just looking."
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"Let me know if I can help."
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"Uh, well, I... I did have a couple questions."
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"Do you have anything like this in burgundy?"
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