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Clips from MacGruber - Through the Looking Glass (S01E01)

"- I think you'll find that everything"
MacGruber
"is exactly to your specifications."
MacGruber
"- Yes."
MacGruber
"I very hope it's acceptable."
MacGruber
"- Mm-hmm."
MacGruber
"- Ah, little refrigerator."
MacGruber
"[alarm beeping]"
MacGruber
"Nope. Hmm. Something else."
MacGruber
"- [chuckles]"
MacGruber
"- These are good for looking at small things."
MacGruber
"- Mm-hmm."
MacGruber
"- Use a lot of cabinets for my..."
MacGruber
"tubes."
MacGruber
"Ah, this is..."
MacGruber
"missing, um, s--"
MacGruber
"oh!"
MacGruber
"There it is. [laughs]"
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"Then I guess we are, as you say,"
MacGruber
"very...set to jet."
MacGruber
"- Shit. What's the play here?"
MacGruber
"What's the fucking play?"
MacGruber
"- Maybe we just stand down."
MacGruber
"It looks like it's working."
MacGruber
"- What happens when she destroys Brimstone?"
MacGruber
"They'll kill her!"
MacGruber
"- I know this is difficult,"
MacGruber
"but like you said, Vicki's a soldier."
MacGruber
"This is her call."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- No!"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber!"
MacGruber
"Where are you going?"
MacGruber
"Shit."
MacGruber
"- So where is the item?"
MacGruber
"- I thought you'd never ask."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [gasps]"
MacGruber
"- Freeze!"
MacGruber
"Make one more move"
MacGruber
"and I'll blow your fucking hands off"
MacGruber
"and then use the remaining bullets"
MacGruber
"to explode your fucking head!"
MacGruber
"Put your fucking hands up, woman!"
MacGruber
"And not a move from anyone else."
MacGruber
"Hello, Lon, Baker, Bex,"
MacGruber
"other assorted pieces of fucking shit."
MacGruber
"That woman is not who you think she is."
MacGruber
"She's not a Russian scientist, but rather an American soldier."
MacGruber
"- That man is insane."
MacGruber
"He does not know what he's talking about."
MacGruber
"- Her sole intention is to get ahold of Brimstone"
MacGruber
"and destroy it."
MacGruber
"And unless you want that to happen,"
MacGruber
"you will do exactly as I say."
MacGruber
"Now, Lon, slowly raise your gun and point it at Vicki's head."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Point your gun at her head"
MacGruber
"or I will shoot her in the head!"
MacGruber
"Slowly. Good boy."
MacGruber
"Nice job."
MacGruber
"Now, if she so much as breathes"
MacGruber
"in the direction of that canister,"
MacGruber
"you empty those clips into her, all right?"
MacGruber
"- [whimpers] - Hang on. BRB."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [gasps]"
MacGruber
"All right. - Jesus."
MacGruber
"- Yeah, yeah."
MacGruber
"What's this here, you wonder."
MacGruber
"This is the real Irina Poliskaya!"
MacGruber
"Yeah, we were able to switch her out at the hotel."
MacGruber
"And you dumb pieces of shit had no idea."
MacGruber
"Yeah, we fucking pwned you so hard."
MacGruber
"Now I propose a little trade."
MacGruber
"So what do you say, you wanna let Vicki go?"
MacGruber
"Continue Queeth's evil plan?"
MacGruber
"Or you wanna kill Vicki"
MacGruber
"and make me kill Irina and probably most of you,"
MacGruber
"and then everyone's gotta go to a bunch of funerals?"
MacGruber
"- How do we know she's the real scientist?"
MacGruber
"- Say some fucking science shit."
MacGruber
"- Weaponizing the compounds"
MacGruber
"depends on the practical aerosolization,"
MacGruber
"which is synthesis of exactly 0.74"
MacGruber
"microns per million."
MacGruber
"- Checks out."
MacGruber
"- Now you go."
MacGruber
"- Cooking an egg is a science."
MacGruber
"Folding towels is a science."
MacGruber
"- Okay, you can have her."
MacGruber
"Send over the real scientist first."
MacGruber
"- No fucking way!"
MacGruber
"You send Vicki first, then I send the scientist."
MacGruber
"- No deal. - Fuck!"
MacGruber
"Okay, same timesies?"
MacGruber
"- Fine, but if anything funny happens..."
MacGruber
"[cocks gun] She's dead."
MacGruber
"- You took the words right out of my mouth."
MacGruber
"I mean, I was literally about to say,"
MacGruber
""If anything funny happens, the scientist dies.""
MacGruber
"I mean, it's not exactly the same, but same gist."
MacGruber
"- Let's get on with this!"
MacGruber
"- Okay, so, ladies, let's start walking"
MacGruber
"in three, two, one."
MacGruber
"Walk."
MacGruber
"- He said, "Walk.""
MacGruber
"[suspenseful music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [in American accent] You don't have to do this."
MacGruber
"- Go to hell."
MacGruber
"- [gasps] Eat a toilet sandwich!"
MacGruber
"- What? - I don't know."
MacGruber
"- Run, Vicki! [gunfire]"
MacGruber
"[screaming]"
MacGruber
"Vicki, stay down!"
MacGruber
"You're safe now!"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[gun clicking] Oh, oh, oh!"
MacGruber
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