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Clips from Summer Heights High - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

"What I find is that they like a firm hand."
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"They're just... they have everyone, Ooh, look after the special kids."
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"Ooh, you better be nice to them or they'll crumble."
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"Pathetic, Cosima. Pathetic."
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"I mean, they'll never make it professionally as a dancer,"
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"but if you get stuck into them, they seem to respond quite well."
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"Why are we not on the floor, everyone?"
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"Why are you not down, Jessica?"
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"Disappointed in you this week. Not good."
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"Thank you, Mr Cameron, for your welcome."
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"And thank you to the traditional landowners of Summer Heights,"
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"the Wiradjuri people."
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"My name is Ja'mie. J-A-apostrophe-M-l-E."
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"Weird name, I know, but you 'll get used to it."
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"Yes, I come from one of the most expensive"
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"private girls' schools in the State,"
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"but I'm actually really cool."
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"Please don't be intimidated by me."
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"People always go, Private schools create better citizens,"
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"but I would say they create better-quality citizens."
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"Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely"
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"to get into uni and end up making a lot more money,"
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"while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school-educated."
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"Sorry, no offence, but it's true."
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"We're Poly Force. Poly Force."
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"We're the only full Polynesian people here in the whole school."
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"What's it good for anyway?"
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"Yeah, I'm one of the best breakdancers"
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"in the whole of the school."
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"Yeah, you 're the best breaker in this whole suburb."
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"Yeah, in the whole suburb."
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"I live for breakdancing,"
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"and I wanna do it professionally when I get older."
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"Well done, boys. Done good."
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"'Fobs' mean 'fresh off the boat', 'cause we're all Islanders,"
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"like, Samoans and Tongans."
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"Yeah, and we've got a reputation for being, like, really tough and stuff."
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"And teachers are fully scared of us. Yeah."
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"They have this rule where we're not allowed to go"
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"more than 10 metres from the fence on the boundary of the school"
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"in case we beat the shit out of pedestrians and stuff."
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"And kids. We don't attack people."
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"Yeah, but we've got a reputation for being violent and stuff,"
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"so we might attack someone."
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"We never... you never know what we might do."
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"This is the boys' toilets, where we hang out sometimes"
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"just doing tagging and shit."
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"This is my one, 'Dicktation'."
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"So it's a dick, and then you just write 'tation' at the side."
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"Like, you know, like dictation that you do in English?"
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"If you just move your way around the room, you find other things."
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"Lick my ballz - that's one of mine as well."
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"Who the fuck is Bek? Is it you?"
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"I don't know. Mr James is coming."
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"He's looking for you. Oh, fuck."
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"I'm supposed to be doing detention!"
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"Jonah! Come on, mate."
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"Sir, don't come in! I'm pissing."
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"Don't look at my dick, sir. Just hurry up!"
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"Sir, you 'll look like a poofter. Don't look at me."
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"Hurry up. Get out, sir."
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"That's how you get out of detention."
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"When teachers come in, they look like perverts"
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"and they have to go straightaway."
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"It's the best method. That was sick, man."
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"Those on the floor, those on my desk."
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"I know he's not gonna like me saying it,"
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"but he really is wasting his talent"
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"doing choreography on an old-hat musical like 'A nything Goes'."
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"Tell me something I don't know. You really should be doing your own."
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"Mmm. Exactly."
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"I mean, that's where I belong."
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"Excuse me... Get out."
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"I ... need to create my own stuff. That's it."
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"I have an urge to do it and I need to do it."
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"So..."
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"I mean, I'm dealing with a principal who does not seem to get"
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"what it takes to run a successful drama department."
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"She doesn't think it's worthy of funding."
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"And Margaret's, Oh, you 've gotta talk to Meredith."
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"She's the head of the department. You 're not head of department, Greg."
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"No, I'm not gonna talk to her."
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"She doesn't know what she's doing. Why would I talk to her?"
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"And what's worse is I'm... I'm competing"
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"with Warren Carmichael over at Mercy College"
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"who's putting on brilliant musicals."
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"And 'Bully Elliot', earlier this year, was... was wonderful."
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"They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma"
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"after a bullying incident,"
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"and one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it."
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"'Bully Elliot', absolutely brilliant."
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"Greg and I went across incognito."
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"We didn't want them to know it was us."
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"It was a fantastic show."
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"That's what we need here."
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"Summer Heights High needs its own 'Bully Elliot',"
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"and we're not gonna get it with 'A nything Bloody Goes'."
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"And there's one more thing -"
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"I ask one little favour of the principal,"
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"Can I bring my dog to school and take her to class?"
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"And I'm flatly refused."
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"The fact that Celine has to spend all her time inside,"
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"in my office, is borderline cruelty."
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"Celine is one of the smartest dogs you will ever meet."
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"Yeah, she's very, very smart. Celine has an oversize brain."
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"Um... she's got one of the largest brains"
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"for a dog of her age and species."
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"As you can see, that's how you 're meant to hold them."
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"That's the brain just at the front there."
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"We've got her with a dog agency,"
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"and she auditioned for a Best & Less ad in 2002,"
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"and she was... unintentionally, she was in the Pets' Paradise commercial,"
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"um, few years ago when I first bought her."
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"She was one of the litter that was in the window, and, um..."
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"Well, at least, I'm pretty sure it was her in the window."
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"Celine, you wanna go and see Rodney?"
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"Hmm. Don't touch, just look."
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"Some of you come from povo families,"
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"but that's not your fault."
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"Some of you, I know, don't even have FO XTEL."
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