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Clips from Hamlet 2

"You're very busy. I understand."
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"Oh, my God! Writing is so hard."
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"What is your fucking problem, man?"
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"Huh?"
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"Dana? Dana? Hey, I need some money."
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"Hey, it's done."
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"What is? My original work that's gonna save drama."
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"The thing I've been working on for the last 47 billion hours."
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"Oh, is that what you were doing?"
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"I thought you were just having a nervous meltdown."
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"You're not far off, ladypants."
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"Any creative person will tell you,"
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"you gotta go a little crazy to make great fucking art."
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"Hamlet 2?"
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"The deuce. Correct."
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"Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?"
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"I have a device."
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""The time machine door opens...""
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"That's the device."
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""...revealing Hamlet, Gertrude, Polonius,"
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""and Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex.""
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"It's about my troubled relationship with my father."
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"But, you're doing this at school with the kids, right?"
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"That's the plan, Stan. What do you think?"
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"I think that your enthusiasm is remarkable."
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"I will take that! I will take it!"
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"Hey, Dana."
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"Hello, Gary."
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"Hey! Guess what I've got!"
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"Your head out of your ass?"
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"No!"
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"Right. Watch out! This stuff is sharp."
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"As in cutting edge. All righty!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yes!"
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"You're telling me that this guy traveled through time"
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"from Denmark 400 years ago?"
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"And you call me a drunk?"
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"It's true, Papa. I done saw it."
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"Come here, boy."
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"Take it easy on him, Ray. He's sensitive."
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"Come closer."
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"Lay a hand on him, and I will make you regret it."
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"You trying to take me on, you time-travel freak?"
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"Getting drunk and beating up on a little boy?"
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"That doesn't make you a man, you piece of shit!"
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"I got the mind to put you through that wall."
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"Then fucking do it, bitch!"
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"Oh, yeah? Do it, motherfucker, come on."
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"What? Bring it!"
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"Excuse me! Excuse me, but they're off-book,"
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"and he's definitely not using Shakespearean language,"
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"and the violence is getting a little too real for me,"
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"thank you very much."
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"Okay, let's stop there."
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"Heywood, that was very powerful."
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"Yeah, that was."
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"It was gangster."
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"Wow. Where were you when I was seven?"
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"Class, thoughts?"
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"I thought Octavio was amazing."
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"I felt this electric charge!"
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"He's so much more powerful than any other actor I've..."
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"It's stupid to compare."
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"I'm just so surprised that one of you people can act."
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""One of you people"? What does that mean?"
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"Man, that's some racist shit right there."
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"I heard that, man."
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"If you don't like this class, get out."
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"Or what, bitch?"
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"Don't you call me a bitch! Hey, simmer down."
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"I'm so sick and tired of you, Epiphany."
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"You're hurting me!"
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"Don't do that to my friend!"
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"That's it, that's it."
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"Let me give you a piece of my mind."
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"No, I'm really different."
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"You've got to do something, Dana."
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"Time out! Time out!"
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"You've got to do something, Dana."
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"You want nachos or pizza?"
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"Nacho!"
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"I have access to the activities van."
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"We can go to the Fun Zone in the mall."
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"I'll get everyone a snack."
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"You want nachos or pizza?"
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"I could go for some nachos."
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"Figures."
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"I'm not doing carbs, but maybe they have a salad or something."
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"Anything is better than this."
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"All right, we're back on track!"
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"And we cannot be stopped!"
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"Yeah."
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"I just don't even care."
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"Hey, Mr. Marschz."
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"Hey, are you mad at me?"
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"No, no."
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"I don't know."
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"You've barely spoken to me all day."
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"Is it because of my resistance to these gang-bangers?"
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"Hey, hey, just because they're Latinos"
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"doesn't make them gang-bangers. Got it?"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry. I just love class so much."
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"I just don't want anything to change."
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"Rand, you're teacher's pet."
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"What more do you want?"
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"Come on, let's go hang with the gang."
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"You mean Latinos."
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"Hey, you little thing. Come on."
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"Hey, guys, I'm Groucho Marx."
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"I say funny stuff."
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"Mr. Marschz, these guys are drunk."
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"Come on, guys. I said no drinking."
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"Why don't you have one with us, ese?"
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"Maybe you'd stop being such a pinche joto."
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"The truth is, Heywood, I haven't had a drink in seven years."
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"I got the chip on my keychain to prove it,"
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"from an organization called AA."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah. It's a slippery slope."
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