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Clips from Hamlet 2

"I think we shouldn't pass on this gene pool."
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"This is for you, baby."
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"Am I shooting blanks?"
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"Are my testicles an empty tank?"
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"Is it all a ruse when I go kergluge?"
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"Why?"
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"I want to"
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"Splash you with my hot-buttered love spackle"
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"So put your lips around this wedding tackle"
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"It's nuclear war!"
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"Meyerschz? Yeah, I need a copy of your insurance card."
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"Can you get the... Thanks."
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"I'm sorry about my husband."
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"He's not right in the head."
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"It's okay. It's Marschz, by the way."
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"Marschz? Yeah."
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"Marschz."
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"Marschz?"
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"Marschz."
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"Marschz?"
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"Marschz."
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"Marschz."
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"I don't care."
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"Excuse me, I'm sorry to be so forward,"
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"but you look a lot like my favorite actress of all time, Elisabeth Shue."
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"Yeah. I am her."
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"But you really look like her."
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"Well, that's because I am her."
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"Oh, my God! I knew it in my heart-soul."
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"Oh, my God! I'm freaking out!"
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"I'm freaking out."
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"You, you were wonderful in Leaving Las Vegas..."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"...and so fabulously funny in Adventures in Babysitting,"
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"not forgetting Cocktail with Tom Cruise."
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"What is he like? He seems totally great."
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"What are you doing in Tucson?"
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"Oh, my God! I'm freaking out!"
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"I'm actually a nurse now."
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"I just, you know, got kind of sick of the business, you know?"
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"Sick of all the horrible people,"
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"and it's all about being a fucking celebrity now."
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"Anyway, there's a real shortage of nurses out there,"
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"and I like taking care of people."
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"Oh, my God! I didn't hear anything you just said"
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"because I'm too excited."
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"Would you come and speak with my drama class?"
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"They would just lose their minds."
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"No. They wouldn't even know who I am, anyway."
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"They would."
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"All right. I'll come."
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"But, I'm gonna talk about all the insecurity and the self-Ioathing,"
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"the rejection..."
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"Perfect!"
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"So, what's Nick Cage really like?"
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"I mean, were you just paralyzed with awe?"
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"I have to go back to work."
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"Elisabeth Shue."
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"I feel so connected to you. Yes, I do."
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"And I thank you for giving me back my smile."
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"You're welcome."
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"Shoo! Shoo, Shue!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Doctor! Oh, my God!"
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"Okay, gang."
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"This is the amount we need to save drama."
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"6K, a.k.a. $6,000. How do we get it?"
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"Piff? Bake sale."
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"Not enough dough, pun intended."
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"Yo. We could knock over a 7-Eleven."
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"Nice thought,"
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"but 7-Elevens are not as vulnerable as they used to be."
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"Don't ask me how I know that."
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"I saw it on the Discovery Channel."
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"I've got a little something-something."
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"Let's hear it."
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"Toasters. Man, you know, we just move that skeet."
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"You know, 10 grands."
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"Hell, we could do that."
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"Hey, dumbass!"
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""Toaster" is street for "gun.""
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""Toaster" is street for "gun"?"
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"What a colorful expression!"
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"There he goes! The little kangaroo rat!"
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"Hey, Noah Sapperstein."
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"Oh, hi!"
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"Happy? Huh?"
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"Happy you finally succeeded in taking me down?"
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"No. I think it's terrible what's happened"
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"to arts education in this country."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"Everything is out of control."
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"You want to save drama, but you've produced nothing worth saving."
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"You know, it's like..."
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"It's like my father got reincarnated"
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"into the body of a freaking little drama critic."
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"Look, all I'm saying is,"
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"you need to inspire everyone to come to your rescue."
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"You know, I was thinking of working"
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"on a musical version of The Lake House,"
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"you know the wonderful Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves..."
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"Play with space and time."
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"No? No."
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"There is one other thing."
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"It's a piece I've been working on."
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"I have the first act and reams of notes in my inspiration box."
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"It's called Hamlet 2."
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"A sequel to Hamlet by Shakespeare?"
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"Yes. Yes. Do you think it's a bad idea?"
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"Not necessarily, no."
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"Sometimes an idea could be so bad, it starts to turn good again."
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"But... And so, what about funding for drama next trimester?"
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"Forget about the money right now."
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"Put on a play, and make it the best you've ever done."
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"Use that as a way of drawing attention to the funding issue."
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"What if it sucks?"
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"Isn't that a question every artist must ask himself?"
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"Yes! I am an artist, aren't I?"
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"Thank you. You've given me the kick in the pants I needed, kid."
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"Okay, well, I need to go to recess now."
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