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Clips from Hamlet 2

"in front of you-know-who, Gary,"
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"but if you're shooting blanks, I swear to God,"
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"I'm going to stab you to death in your sleep."
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"But, seriously, you gotta let your balls breathe, okay?"
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"It's in that pamphlet I read."
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"It's... And the corduroy has got to go, especially with the skating."
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"It's like..."
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"We live in Tucson, for fuck's sake."
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"You're broiling our little tadpoles"
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"in that crotch of yours. What?"
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"Can I get a virgin strawberry, please?"
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"Seven years sober."
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"Awesome."
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"I seriously, seriously wish you would start drinking again."
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"Brie, I would never judge you."
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"Good, because if I had to give up booze,"
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"I'd blow my brains out living in this shit-sack city."
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"Anyway, to Dana."
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"My husband. What the fuck was I thinking?"
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"I'm just kidding."
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"I don't have a drink."
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"Did you do something different with your hair today?"
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"Look, I have a life plan, and it does not include you."
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"Well, if you don't spend no time with me,"
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"how are you supposed to get to know me, sunshine?"
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"That's the whole point."
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"I don't want to spend time with you."
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"So pretty!"
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"It's from Ethiopia."
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"I re-watched a fantastic movie last night,"
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"Dangerous Minds,"
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"starring the gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer."
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"It gave me a little insight into your character, Mr. Tough Guy."
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"Okay, stand up."
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"Why?"
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"We're going to karate."
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"No, man. I don't think so."
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"Come on."
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"Nice freeball."
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"Now, punch me."
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"I'm not punching a guy in a dress."
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"It's a kaftan, my friend."
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"Keeps my balls at room temp. Now, do it."
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"Don't make me do this."
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"Do it."
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"Do it!"
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"You all right?"
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"Mr. M? Oh, my God!"
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"I can't believe this is happening to me."
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"Mr. M, are you okay?"
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"Breathe!"
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"I wasn't ready."
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"Mr. Marx, could I have a minute?"
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"Sure! Sure, sure."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Trying to inspire a troubled student."
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"Look, I thought you should know as soon as possible."
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"Last night, the school board, which is facing major financial cuts,"
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"decided to cancel drama."
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"Cancel how?"
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"Completely. Forever."
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"You can stay till the end of the term and after that, get out."
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"You can't have a school without a drama department."
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"Sure, you can."
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"This is obviously a practical joke."
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"Look, the county and the school district are in fiscal crisis."
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"All the arts programs are on the chopping block."
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"And let's face it, we're not producing any Oscar-winners here."
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"Tony."
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"What?"
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"That would be Tony-winners."
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"It's the award for theater."
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"Listen up, guy. I've seen your plays."
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"This is no great loss."
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"Well, you're a dirty, violent beaner!"
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"You shouldn't have hit him like that!"
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"Shut up, you cow. It wasn't my fault."
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"He made me hit him."
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"That, to you..."
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"You are racist, okay?"
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"And a terrible person! Oh, really?"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Mr. Marschz? Are you okay?"
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"No, Rand! I'm not okay!"
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"Can you tell me how"
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"a little boy"
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"from a dairy farm in Manitoba,"
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"who dreams of acting but can't do it very well,"
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"and could never get a decent agent,"
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"so he moves on, decides to teach,"
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"to pass on his love of the craft..."
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"Can you tell me how he deals with all the"
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"God-awful crap that's handed out to him without"
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"wrapping his lips around a.45"
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"and just blowing his brains out?"
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"Don't do it!"
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"Is he acting?"
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"No, he's not that good."
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"Mr. Marschz!"
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"Dana Marschz's wavering consciousness"
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"led him to believe that he was leaving this Earth"
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"and all its trials."
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"But the fates had long ago deigned"
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"that his life's work was only just begun."
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"Where the fark have you been?"
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"Staring into the abyss of nothingness."
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"Drama has been cancelled."
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"Finally! Now you can go back to your job at Rite Aid"
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"and start making some real money."
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"Oh, Dana, I found a great parking spot right out front"
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"and there was still time on the meter."
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"They should just ship you on over to the Gulf,"
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"you know, let you talk to people."
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"All the terrorists would just kill themselves."
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"Well, I, for one, am very appreciative that Gary drove you here."
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"Why did you bring that thing?"
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"I don't know. I thought maybe I could work through my grief in song."
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"Maybe it's better that I just..."
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"I can't get pregnant."
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