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Clips from Superstore - Ladies' Lunch (S02E02)

"We need deets."
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"Oh, okay. Um..."
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"We spend hours on the phone,"
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"just talking."
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"He loves my taste in music."
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"I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town."
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"We make love on silk sheets."
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"Oh, God, he's... gentle"
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"and strong."
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"Sometimes he's dark."
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"He took me to the edge of his balcony once"
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"and he asked, "Are you afraid?""
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"And I said, "Yes.""
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"And he said, "Good.""
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"That's how I feel with you.""
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"And then we made love."
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"- And then we ate dinner. - Mm..."
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"And it was fancy."
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"He thinks I'm prettier than my sister."
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"Yeah."
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"So when you say the bottom,"
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"you mean the base or, like, the underside?"
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"Um, I'd have to say, like, just the full underneath."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Loose muffin! Loose muffin!"
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"Go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Go ahead, man. Shoot!"
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"You got nothing, bro. Take a shot, I dare you."
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"Take it easy, jeez."
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"Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?"
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"Call your girlfriend Amy?"
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"What? No. That's... why would I..."
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"Boom!"
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"- I'm the muffin man now, bitch! - That's"
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"Hey, Adam. It's Carol."
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"I had a missed call from an unknown caller."
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"I thought maybe that was you."
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"Anyways, I'm at lunch with you know who."
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"Awkward!"
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"Okay, this is gonna sound so naughty,"
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"but should we get another round of drinks?"
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"We shouldn't, should we?"
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"Nope. We should really get going."
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"You're not even trying to have fun."
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"And Myrtle's not done yet."
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"Look, I really appreciate"
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"this gesture, I do."
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"This was very nice of you,"
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"but this is... terrible."
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"It's depressing and... and awkward."
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"We have nothing to talk about."
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"And I know this sounds weird,"
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"but this food smells like bowling."
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"Yeah, um..."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry this wasn't perfect."
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"It's actually the first ladies' lunch I've ever thrown."
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"I don't have a lot of female friends, so, uh..."
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"Yeah, let's just get going. This was stupid."
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"No. We can stay."
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"No, it's fine. Forget it, I'll just..."
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"I'll pay the check. Ron?"
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"No, no, no. We can stay, Dina."
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"I want to stay."
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"Ron, keep 'em coming!"
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"- Whoo! - Bottoms up!"
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"Salute!"
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"Ugh! Okay, Cheyenne,"
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"Marcus, Brett, Peter. Go."
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"Okay. I would bang Marcus..."
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"- Ugh! - Marry Brett..."
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"and kill Bo's mom."
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"No, Cheyenne, she's not an option."
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"- That's not the game. - I don't care."
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"She sucks!"
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"Okay, um, okay."
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"Glenn, Garrett and Darren."
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"Okay, obviously, I'd kill Glenn."
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"Um, probably just like slit his throat"
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"or tear him limb from limb."
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"Uh, then I'd marry Darren,"
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"and I've already [Bleep] Garrett, so I guess him again."
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"No. No, no, no, really. I have."
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"Don't know why we're laughing, because I did."
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"On Black Friday after we all got sick."
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"I had to erase the security camera footage."
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"- Uh! - E-excuse me!"
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"Where are the paper towels?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't think we sell those here."
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"I got it! I'm going for it!"
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"I'm going for it!"
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"Not in my store!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, my God!"
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"- Glenn. - Oh, my..."
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"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
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"I can see the whole store from up here."
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"Oh, no."
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"He's gonna be fine."
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"Excuse me. Can I..."
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"Excuse me, sir?"
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"Sir, this lady here, she'd... When you have a second."
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"Sir?"
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"Thanks for trying."
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"You're welcome."
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"If you wanna sit here while you wait, you can."
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"Okay."
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"I'll sit."
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"So do you think you and Adam will stay together?"
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"- Of course. - Mm-hmm."
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"I think. I don't know. I mean..."
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"Look, Adam and I have been together"
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"a really long time."
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"And I just wanna know that if we are together"
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"it's because we want to be, and not because"
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"we're afraid of change."
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"Oh, you know, if worse comes to worse,"
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"my cousin knows a divorce lawyer in Little Rock."
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"Three jet skis in that garage."
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"You'd be in good hands."
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"Thanks."
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