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Clips from Superstore - Ladies' Lunch (S02E02)

"I wish there were some customers here."
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"I can't believe I just said that."
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"Ooh, nice assist!"
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"Hey, I played basketball when I was a kid"
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"until my parents let me stop."
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"- Okay, well... - Oh, hey, check it out."
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"- Moving target. - Oh, bring it on."
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"- Three points. - Okay."
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"- Hey, oh! - Oh, yeah!"
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"In your face, Brett!"
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"Wait, I don't get it."
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"It's one of the slowest days we've ever had."
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"Why can't one of the warehouse guys load this?"
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"I don't know. Dina just told me to"
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"and when I asked her why, she said, "Shut up, Sandra.""
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"Shut up, Sandra!"
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"- What are you... - Ladies' lunch."
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"No. No! No!"
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"I said no!"
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"This is for your own good."
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"Yeah, you didn't have to kidnap me, Dina."
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"Kidnapping is what you do to children."
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"You're pushing 40. I abducted you."
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"All right, everybody. First on the agenda: free talk."
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"A couple of ground rules. No shop talk."
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"Also, no religion or politics. Too divisive."
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"Also, don't tell a story about someone"
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"we don't all know."
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"It makes people feel excluded."
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"Other than that, sky's the limit."
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"Have you guys heard the new Fetty Wap song?"
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"We're not talking about music!"
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"Okay? That's just a bunch of sounds,"
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"and I can hear that anywhere."
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"Three, two, one!"
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"Muffin ball!"
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"- Into the mop bucket! - Yes, that's a niner!"
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"He's looking to ten it."
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"- Oh! - Ow!"
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"- Oh! - You guys!"
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"Are you literally insane?"
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"Sorry, Mateo. Could you throw us back"
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"the muffin ball, though?"
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"I could. But I won't."
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"Hey, yo, you know what?"
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"- We should get blockers. - I was just gonna say that."
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"Hey, thanks, Mateo!"
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"I'm having a lot of fun with you."
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"Don't ever say that to me again."
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"Just get the blockers."
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"Can I start you ladies off with some drinks, or..."
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"No, we don't drink."
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"Can you imagine?"
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"CUT TO: glug, glug, glug, glug."
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"Oh, uh, white wine. Two ice cubes."
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"I'll take a Rusty Spaniard."
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"- I'm gonna have to see some ID. - Are you kidding?"
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"Look at her face. She's, like, 2,000."
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"This is embarrassing."
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"I left my ID at the lawyer office."
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"That's fine. What do you want?"
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"I'll have four beers, please."
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"How about we order our meals at the same time"
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"and then maybe you can just bring the check now."
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"That would be great. Thank you."
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"So what is fast?"
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"All right, Marcus, alley-oop me into the cooler, okay?"
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"Now, Brett, come back, come back, come back!"
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"- Oh, no! - Damn it!"
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"He's got the moves like Jagger."
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"- That's your fault, Marcus. - Me? Get your head"
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"- in the game, man. - Mateo tattles me"
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"that you're playing a game instead of working."
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"Seriously, dude?"
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"Yeah, you're misusing baked goods"
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"and hurting people's cashmere, so..."
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"- Come on, man. - I'm sorry,"
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"but this game is over, okay?"
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"I'm throwing this away."
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"Oh!"
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"- Did you see that? - What?"
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"Glenn, you just got a mannequin bumper."
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"Is that good?"
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"- Uhh! - Phew, I don't know."
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"- Is the best you can do good? - Whoo."
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"Come on, you had to play this before."
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"No, I swear. I mean, I'm on"
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"my church's Wiffle ball team."
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"Well, I get the emails."
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"Ooh, well, I don't know."
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"I mean, I'd say you're a natural."
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"- I mean, that was incredible. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Yeah? - Glenn, they're obviously"
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"- manipulating you. - You're just jealous"
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"because I got a manne-bump on my first try."
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"Please! Anyone can hit that stupid mannequin."
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"- Really? - Prove it."
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"- Oh! - Ho!"
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"- Nice, Mateo! - Oh, yeah!"
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"- I did it. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, you did. - I'm an athlete."
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"- Hey! - I'm an athlete."
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"I did it! I'm Simone Biles!"
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"- I'm Simone Biles! - Who?"
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"Yes! Simone Biles!"
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"- The Olympic gymnast. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- Ohh, thank you. - Okay, so..."
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"why don't we go around the circle"
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"and each name our favorite part of the penis?"
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"I'll go first. The bottom."
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"So, Cheyenne,"
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"how are things with you and Bo?"
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"Great. You know, same old Bo."
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"Little dangerous, little mysterious,"
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"little dyslexic."
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"He recently lost his flip-flops so, you know..."
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"ups and downs."
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"And, um, Sandra, you're still with Jeff?"
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"Um, yeah. It's fine."
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"- It's fine? - This is ladies' lunch, Sandra."
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