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Clips from The Office - The Alliance (S01E01)

"A check for the kids, and for the teen."
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"I want it to be like:"
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""Who donated that hospital wing that is saving somebody's life?"
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"Well, I don't know that was anonymous."
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"Guess what?"
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"That was Michael Scott."
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"But it was anonymous, how do you know?"
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"Because I met him.""
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"Thank you Michael."
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"Come here."
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"Don't cash that until Friday ok?"
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"- Really today? - Yeah."
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"- Happy birthday. - Nice."
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"- I could say something... - No don't do that."
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"Ok, ok, I have something that totally tops the box."
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"Oh tell me, tell me."
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"I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stanford"
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"and spy on our other branch, no no no, but before he does so,"
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"I told him that he should die his hair, to go undercover."
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"If we can get him to drive to Connecticut"
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"and put some bright side in his hair."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"What, are you trying to cop a feel or something Halpert?"
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"- No, Dude no. Dude no! Just listen! - Hey hey, come on!"
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"God, I don't even know how to explain this."
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"Dwight asked me to be in an alliance,"
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"And then..."
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"We've just been messing with him"
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"because of the whole alliance thing..."
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"- It's just office pranks. - It's stupid, it's just office pranks."
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"Dwight, what the hell is he talking about?"
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"I have absolutely no idea."
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"Come on."
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"Do I feel bad about betraying Jim?"
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"Not at all."
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"That's the game. Convince him we're on an alliance."
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"Gets him information, throw him to the wolves."
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"That's politics baby, get what you can out of someone,"
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"Then crush them."
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"Trump"
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