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Clips from Upload - The Sleepover (S01E01)

"Jamie Arpaz."
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"No way."
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"Look who finally decided to pick up."
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"Sorry, I-I can't talk right now."
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"No, you in a board meeting? You going full Elon now?"
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"Ha!"
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"Never. You know me."
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"- Well... - We can't start"
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"this meeting without Pitzer. Try him again."
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"Sorry, dude. I got to go."
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"Wait..."
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"Damn it."
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"Anyway, I told him the dividends weren't there."
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"I kept telling him that. He wouldn't believe me."
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"And now he's spending money instead of making it."
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"What an idiot."
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"This is so good."
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"Mmm. Ow!"
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"What?!"
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"Honey, that's a bone."
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"The animal that chicken comes from has them."
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"I knew that. I just never bit one."
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"Why don't you try swallowing them whole?"
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"There's candy on the inside."
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"Ruby, not everyone can afford unprinted food."
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"How's work, Dad?"
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"Well, the merger shouldn't"
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"really affect much."
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"If we come to terms with the divestment,"
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"it will be smooth sailing."
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"I'm sorry if I'm losing you, Ingrid."
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"I tried to dumb it down as much as I could."
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"Oh, no, I'm following fine."
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"- It's just not interesting. - Uh-huh."
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"So I ran into Carter in Venice the other day,"
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"and he was asking about you."
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"- Hmm. - You know he's divorced now, right?"
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"So another option maybe, if you lose a few."
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"You know he gave Gwen HPV, right?"
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"And I'm with Nathan."
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"Oh, we know."
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"Are there bones in this, too?"
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"- No, sweetie. - Oh."
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"I understand Nathan is a neighbor of David Choak."
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"Maybe he'll finally learn something about business."
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"- Uploads still can't work, Daddy."
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"- Oh. - Did you get your Horizen bill this month?"
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"How much is he costing you?"
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"Mm. Less than you spend on Botox, Mom."
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"You mean less than I spend on her Botox?"
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"Well, if you didn't pay the bills, what good would you be?"
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"Do you guys always talk to each other like this?"
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"- Like how? - Crazy mean."
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"Huh. I guess we do."
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"It's kind of fun, right?"
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"For real, though, children are the future."
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"I volunteer at the Y on weekends,"
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"teaching kids and inspiring them."
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"What do you... what do you teach them?"
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"If you see something you want, anything,"
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"don't let anyone tell you that you can't have it."
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"What...?"
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"What if it belongs to another kid?"
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"Yeah, then I just tell them, "Do not be a Beta.""
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"Be an Alpha."
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"Oh."
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"Thanks for coming by to check in on me, Nathan."
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"Having a cold is no fun."
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"Why are you paying extra for this?"
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"Isn't it, like, a dollar a minute?"
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"Well, when you've been here a little longer,"
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"you'll see that having no fun can be kind of fun."
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"My nose is actually stuffed up, just like real life."
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"Zach, you want some honey in your tea?"
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"Yes, please."
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"- Here you go. - Oh."
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"- Oh, yes. - Aw, poor thing."
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"Um, could you?"
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"Geez."
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"Spit 'em out!"
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"What? Occupied!"
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"Cease crunching!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Thank you! My "fingers and dicks" file is bulging."
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"When do you start taking dicks?"
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"When there's no more fingers."
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"What about toes? You're skipping toes!"
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"Nathan's your uncle, right? Mommy says"
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"- he's nothing but a sponge. - I don't think"
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"she can hear you with all that chewing she's doing."
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"- We have an eater. - So, Nevaeh, what's the plan?"
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"How are you gonna grow up to be successful so you can eat"
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"- like this every night? - I don't know."
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"- "I don't know"? - Just like our Ingrid."
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"Talks with her mouth full and doesn't have a future."
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"At least I'm not an old bitch."
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"I'm in sales, guys, and doing well."
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"- We'll see how that sticks. - I'm sure Nathan hopes it does."
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"Okay, who's ready for dessert?"
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"I made crème caramel."
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"- Oh. - Ew. No, thank you."
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"No."
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"Yeah, I'll have some."
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"This whole dinner was really amazing."
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"Thanks, Nevaeh. It's nice to be appreciated."
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"You can give mine to the little piggy."
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"Okay, you know what? Get out."
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"- Please leave! - What?"
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"All of you out my door now!"
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"Let Nevaeh and I start our sleepover."
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"- Go! Go! - Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us."
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"- Oh, no. - Get out."
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"Who's the bitch now, Ingrid?"
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"Let's do our hair the same."
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"Okay, for real, though, aren't you scared"
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"- of working with ghosts? - Stop calling them ghosts."
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"- They're not ghosts. - But they're not alive, right?"
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"They're not dead, either."
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"You know, I've given this a lot of thought."
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"And some of the best conversations"
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