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Clips from Upload - The Sleepover (S01E01)

"Nora."
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"Oh, there she is."
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"Really push 'em on that McNadd boy."
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"Push the high-profit fast food on the child, got it."
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"Yeah, 'cause the kids are our future."
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"Not these kids, Aleesha."
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"These kids are dead."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ah, looking good, Brad."
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"Oh, thank you, Nathan."
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"- How's that? - Oh, that's better."
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"Oh. Hey. How was your morning staff meeting?"
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"Illuminating."
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"Hey, have you ever tried a Gordita Crunch?"
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"Please."
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"Well, I think it's time you got your crunch on."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Um, yeah, maybe later."
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"Fresh and delicious, the Gordita Crunch"
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"is a flavor fantasy that'll have you howling"
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"at the moon after one crazy, crunchy, chewy chomp."
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"- Are you okay? - Sorry."
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"I have a quota of ten of these pitches today."
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"- Hint: say "speed up." - Speed up."
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"Who doesn't want a tasty taco with spicy ranch sauce"
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"nestled inside a piping hot puffy Gordita,"
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"loving layered with a three-cheese blend and savory..."
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"This is one macho taco."
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"Still don't want one, but that was damn impressive."
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"Hey. Your niece is adorable."
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"Oh, yeah, she's a cutie."
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"She loved you."
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"Look, I was gonna come back out here later"
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"and watch the sunset."
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"If you want to come and knock out"
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"a couple more Gordita pitches,"
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"I feel like I could still probably enjoy myself."
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"I'm actually leaving a little early tonight."
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"Oh, yeah? You got a hot date?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"I-I mean, I don't know how hot."
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"It's just, um, having dinner at a restaurant."
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"Oh."
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"Neat."
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"Um..."
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"Well, I'll-I'll crunch you later."
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"♪ ♪"
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"What are you doing in the whirlpool bath?"
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"Unneeded. Fly away."
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"Did you pay for this luxury spa treatment?"
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"I must have; otherwise, how could I be here?"
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"Bullshit."
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"I figured out your little scam."
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"Order free water, and ride the waitstaff in."
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"Why are you persecuting me?"
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"Because you don't buy anything."
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"And my supervisor's up my ass."
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"It's not my fault this shit's so easy to hack."
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"Okay, you want to play?"
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"You think you got something on me because"
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"I have to follow the rules."
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"But guess what."
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"I muted the system, you goofy bitch,"
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"so now we play by my rules."
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"Oh, scary."
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"I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free Gorditas."
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"You spoiled shits have more food than I've ever seen."
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"Crunch me this instant."
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"Nope. According to my log,"
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"I've already given you a free Gordita,"
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"and watched you eat it."
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"No, you didn't, you liar. Fuck you."
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"That's going in my "fingers and dicks" file."
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"Give me back my fuck-you finger!"
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"When you improve your attitude."
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"- All right. - What are you doing?"
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"Shit."
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"I'm gonna get you, Luke!"
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"I'm gonna..."
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"Angel."
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"What up, playa-playa?!"
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"Hey."
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"Wasn't sure who I'd get."
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"Boom."
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"Cool. Um, you want to hang out"
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"and watch the sunset?"
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"What you mean, like... like with you?"
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"No, not like... Not with me."
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"Just, you know, the two of us."
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"Two... two playas."
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"Never mind. Please go."
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"Yeah, I'm-a head out."
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"- Hey, five stars, though, right? - Yeah, fine."
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"Keep it cool."
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"So your last name is Titley?"
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"Seriously?"
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"Yeah."
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"So, where are you from?"
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"Well..."
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"It depends."
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"Ah, it's more about where I'm going, you know?"
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"I like to follow my dreams."
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"Uh-huh."
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"What are your dreams?"
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"Well, something involving kids and making a shit ton of money."
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"I majored in child psychology"
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"and data mining at CUNY Staten Island."
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"I thought..."
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"this place would be better."
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"It said "good for dates" on Yelp."
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"I mean, fuck Yelp."
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"What is..."
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"your earliest memory of your mom?"
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"Wow."
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"Deep."
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"Finger painting with her."
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"Getting paint in her hair."
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"And then, we took a bath together."
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"Hmm."
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