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Clips from Weeds - A Shoe for a Shoe (S06E06)

"That was fast."
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"You ever close your eyes, see her face staring back at you?"
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"Only when I jerk off."
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"I've had playing cards shoved under my fingernails."
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"I had a piece of my ear cut off and reattached."
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"And three Colombians once took turns shooting gasoline up my culo"
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"with a turkey baster."
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"So, nothing you can say or do will make me talk."
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"Hi, hi. Is your mommy home?"
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"It's ringing but she's not picking up."
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"Maybe she's trying to call us."
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"Yeah. We should keep the lines free."
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"Yeah."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I gotta call this girl before she freaks out."
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"Hey. Traffic's a mess."
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"I think there must be a Mariners' game or something"
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"but I'm gonna be there in a bit for sure."
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"Okay."
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"Where the heck is my French toast?"
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"And we're dead."
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"Dude, what's your last name?"
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"I don't remember. So, what is it?"
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"De La Cruz."
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"De La Cruz. Hi, Mrs. De La Cruz. It's Nancy Reyes, Esteban's wife."
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"Yes! Hi, how are you? How's the villa?"
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"It's good, it's good. Esta bien. Listen..."
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"Sorry. Go on."
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"I know that Cesar might not share with you everything that happens at work,"
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"but today,"
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"he kidnapped my son, and now he's threatening to kill him."
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"Tell her about the arrow."
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"Mrs. De La Cruz?"
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"I was just wondering if you could talk to him,"
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"you know, as another mother."
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"I see. Is he there? You let me talk to him."
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"Yeah, he's right here. Okay."
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"Here, talk to her. She wants to talk to you."
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"What did she say?"
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"She said to kill you and come home. She's making albondigas for dinner."
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"You are a champion!"
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"Pittsburgh."
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"Pittsburgh."
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"Sammy Davis Jr!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Not the ashtray."
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"Maybe we should call Mom again."
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"I can do this. You don't think I can do this?"
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"Okay. I'm going in."
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"This time, no broom. Just fists, sinew, Andy-meat."
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"Whatever happens, don't try to save me."
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"- Are you sure? - No."
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"Bless you."
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"- Sit down, please. - Okey-doke."
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"And you,"
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"bring the little one."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Silas."
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"Silas. What's up?"
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"Hey there. Your French toast is ready. Or did you wanna eat with your friends?"
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"Yeah."
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"Cesar! Cesar! Cesar!"
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"I'm gonna put you on speakerphone."
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"Be good, and I'll call you an ambulance, okay?"
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"English preferred."
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"You're never gonna be safe, you know."
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"Answer it."
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"- Hello? - Everyone, say hi to Cesar."
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"- Hi, Cesar. - Hi, Cesar."
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"Man, come pick me up. You never guess who I found."
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"Come on, Cesar. Where are you?"
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"He drives like my grandmother. On her left hand, she got two ring fingers."
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"How does that affect her driving?"
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"It's just a fun fact."
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"Maybe he's having trouble getting Mom into the trunk."
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"Shane."
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"My son. And he fed you!"
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"Nachos."
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"I feel so..."
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"Mom, are you okay?"
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"Where's Cesar?"
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"Cesar!"
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"You should have seen me. I was heroic."
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"Cesar had an accident. He's in the hospital. You should go and visit him."
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"So now I'm going to take my Shane and my Stevie and I'll be going."
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"We'll all be going. Doug, you can come, too."
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"You all right there, Doug?"
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"There's the stupid kid. He's such a fucking jerk."
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"I have a gun pointed at your scrotum."
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"Well..."
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"I have a gun pointing at your lady scrotum."
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"What do you want?"
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"Nothing. Water."
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"Lemon wedge?"
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"No. Water. Ice."
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"We're out of ice."
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"How can you be out of ice?"
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"The ice machine broke."
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"Okay, then lemon."
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"So no water?"
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"I'll have a steak sandwich, side salad, strawberry shake."
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"Doug, not the time."
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"- Doug? - Come on, Ignacio."
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"You really think you can successfully transport an infant 2,000 miles by yourself?"
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"What exactly does a 3-month-old eat?"
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"Chicken, crackers."
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"Incorrect."
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"Well, maybe you come with me."
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"We both know that's not gonna happen."
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"Your hands are shaking. You're not gonna shoot me."
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"I will."
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"No."
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"I could."
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"Don't get me wrong. You're a toughie, but this?"
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"No."
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"So why don't we discuss a little more about our plans?"
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"He's right. You're not gonna shoot him."
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"- I will if I have to. - But you don't have to."
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"You gonna put a bullet in me, mi hijo?"
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"What do you think?"
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