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Clips from Weeds - A Shoe for a Shoe (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"I need a miracle. I need a miracle!"
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"I think God wants him alive."
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"Can I please have my money?"
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"No. And I think you about to give me them drugs, too."
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"Fuck you, Latrice."
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"You worse than I thought."
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"Put a baby in me. Come on, shithead. Give me your sperm."
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"- It doesn't cost you anything. - All right."
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"- What? - I love college so much."
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"Why didn't anybody tell me how awesome college is?"
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"'Cause you were never gonna go."
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"We have to leave Seattle."
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"Okay. Why?"
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"We're on the run now, honey. It's what we do."
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"- Kimmie. - Yeah?"
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"Can I borrow your car?"
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"You got a car! You are the hero of this family!"
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"No, I just borrowed it."
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"Silas, you've only known her for a couple of days,"
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"and this is crisis time here, so open the fucking trunk."
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"What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"Andy! We got to go, now!"
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"You ripped my ear. Now I can't wear earrings."
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"Open up. Sheriff's department."
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"One second!"
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"Hi."
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"I'm with King County Child Protective Services."
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"Is there a male infant living here?"
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"He peed on my pee. We crossed streams."
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"This looks weird."
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"Hello?"
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"Shane?"
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"Mom. The fuckers got me."
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"There we go."
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"Whose baby is this, and why did you pee on it?"
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"No, we crossed streams. It's..."
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"Our pee intersected. It did not get on the baby."
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"Most of the pee did not get on the baby."
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"Look, we are very capable"
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"of creating a nurturing, infant-friendly environment."
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"The arrow in the closet is purely decorative."
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"This is Baby Avi. He belongs to my son, Shawn."
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"You said you didn't have any kids."
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"Stepson, he is."
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"I thought you weren't married."
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"Right. Nathalie!"
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"Answer, answer, answer, answer."
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"- Hello? - Where are you?"
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"Bring his son. I bring your son."
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"Then we trade. A shoe for a shoe."
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"I wanna speak to Shane again."
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"No. Time to listen."
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"Hang... Fuck!"
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"I'm..."
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"You're too loud."
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"You're awesome!"
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"No, you're awesome."
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"What up, faggot?"
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"- Who was that? - Who do you think, faggot?"
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"Now he's giving you a lewd gesture."
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"It's a guy thing."
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"Tell him, when he's back, I'm gonna kick his ass in ultimate."
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"Right. Okay. Pick me up at 6:00."
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"Drive east on 90."
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"I'll call you back in 20 minutes. And make sure you pick up."
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"Okay. East on 90. Okay."
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"Bitch, you gonna get your teeth bent back!"
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"Yeah. My son's been kidnapped."
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"I can't fight with you right now."
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"Why'd you guys blow town for Seattle?"
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"Better schools."
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"He killed Pilar."
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"The guy who redid the bathroom?"
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"No. Evil bruja."
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"Got any food?"
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"Hey!"
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"Remember that time that I brought you with me to collect from the guy with the hat,"
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"and then after I kneecapped him, you stepped on his hat?"
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"Yeah. Good times."
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"Good times."
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"Would you really put a bullet in me?"
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"Would you just breathe on me so I could smell some food?"
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"And then the termites surrounded the foundation and devoured the porch,"
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"and so that's why we're living here now."
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"Where's the baby's father now?"
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"Shawn, is it?"
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"He's..."
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"Who are you?"
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"I miss Megan."
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"This is my other son, Mike. And we need to"
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"be somewhere really important right now. So if we could just..."
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"Come to my office for a follow-up."
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"We'll need to see some documentation. Bring the father."
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"Tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow."
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"Call me."
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"That was a close one."
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"Cesar's got Shane."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"You've reached the voice mailbox of..."
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"Esteban."
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"Please record your message."
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"Hi. It's me again."
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"Boy, am I sorry I ignored your calls."
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"I see now that that was really wrong, and I'm so, so sorry for not"
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"picking up the phone and talking to you directly."
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"I'm so sorry. It was really wrong."
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"- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - You must have felt awful."
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"I'd love to talk to you about it and apologize directly."
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"And I'd also really love to talk to you about Shane."
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"You knew that was gonna get my attention."
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"Boy, you were right. You got it."
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"Kidnapping your baby boy's brother, really?"
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"Solid move, padre of the year, shitty fucker!"
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"You macho cowboy..."
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"Asshole."
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"So,"
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"hope to hear from you soon."
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