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Clips from Weeds - Cankles (S03E03)

"Douglas, we need to have a word."
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"OK, how about "die"?"
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"How about "Aguatecture"?"
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"How about "none of your business"?"
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"Hey, how much do you know about it?"
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"Not enough."
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"Mom, we gotta get rid of Tara."
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"Really?"
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"She's untrustworthy."
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"Wow."
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"Last I counted, she was right on."
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"And she wraps her money in those cute little Jesus ribbons."
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"I'm thinking she's a keeper."
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"Look, I know you said not to involve Tara."
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"That's right, I did."
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"And I know that you were worried"
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"that I would maybe break up with her."
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"- Let me guess, I was psychic? - You were right. You were right."
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"OK, you were right, and I was wrong. I get it. I got it."
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"- But we need to get rid of her. - No, my dear."
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"You need to suck it up and make nice."
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"So, that's it?"
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"You're picking her over me? Why can't you back me up for once?"
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"This is not your mommy talking. This is your boss."
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"So, I suggest you listen to me, now."
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"- What? - Tara's my top earner."
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"When you bring in what she brings in, without getting emotional or fucking up,"
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"you can make demands, but, until then, keep your head down and learn."
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"She stays..."
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"and you get over it."
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"Now..."
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"as your mother..."
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"I'm sorry it's not working out between the two of you."
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"I'm sorry if she hurt you. Little bitch."
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"You're too good for her."
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"And I love you very much."
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"And you could use a haircut."
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"Ahh."
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"What's with the banging in the morning?"
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"Mom says we need to beef up security."
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"- That little thing's a camera? - Cool, huh?"
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"And I can broadcast the image to any computer in the house."
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"Hey, could we point one of those next door?"
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"Jordan Klein's home from college for summer break."
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"I can't spend all my time waiting for her to get naked"
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"one window up and three across from my side of the house."
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"I got things to do."
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"Your father was good with tools,"
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"always building things, fixing things."
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"- I had to go the other way. - Which way is that?"
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"Destroying things, blowing stuff up. Pretty good at it, too."
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"Unfortunately, not much of a market for that particular skill when you grow up,"
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"unless you're a terrorist."
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"You could do special effects for movies,"
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"blow tunnels through mountains, building demolition, mining."
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"Blowing shit up is not just for terrorists. Don't let them take that away from you."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Sanjay."
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"Looking mighty, mighty homosexual today. Way to own it, sister."
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"My friend Isabelle's a lesbian."
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"If I bump into her at North Valley Gay Pasta Night, I'll say, "Hey.""
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"- Is Nancy home? I need to restock. - How much you need? I'll hook you up."
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"I could use about half a pound."
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"Back in two shakes."
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"- Is that little thing a camera? - Yeah."
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"Aw, it's adorable."
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"So, you didn't know you liked guys?"
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"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Shane?"
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"Are you... feeling confused?"
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"No, I always thought you were gay."
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"OK, good to go."
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"Thanks."
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"You have arrived at your destination. The route guidance is now finished."
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"Thank you for guiding me to the fucking post-apocalypse."
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"Yes, wonderful. Richest country in the world."
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"Glad to see you're taking advantage of the opportunities offered."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Where's your owner?"
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"I'm sorry. The owner of this place."
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"Who wants to know?"
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"I would like to speak to someone who can tell me what goes on here."
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"What you see is pretty much what you get."
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"Fountains, shaped like houses."
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"We got indoor, outdoor, Tudor, Victorian."
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"Used to have a craftsman split-level, but we sold out of that."
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"Just different houses with water flushing out the windows."
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"Aguatecture. You're soaking in it."
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"And I'm to believe that Aguatecture attracts investors?"
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"Who on Earth would buy these tacky things?"
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"Look, if you don't want none of our tacky things,"
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"how about you get the fuck on out? We closed."
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"Where's the owner? Is he in back?"
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"- She's right in front of you. - What's in the back?"
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"Ain't nothing back there but files and inventory."
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"That's fine. Need to use the restroom, anyway."
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"- Toilet's broke. - Just gonna wash my hands."
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"You can dip them in that fountain on the way out, if you like."
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"Now, I done asked you nice."
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"Now, you all alone in a strange place."
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"Think it through, now, girl."
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"There you go."
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"Thank you for your time."
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"Hey, we all out of the, erm..."
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"Carpenter."
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"Who?"
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"I'm sorry. You look like somebody I, erm..."
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"I don't know. I've, erm..."
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"Bye."
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"- OK, who the fuck was that? - I don't know."
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"Maybe we should ask Conrad."
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"Mom, I need to show you something."
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"Oh, no, Shane, no more tutorials."
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"It's not a tutorial. It's feed from earlier."
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"- So? - It's the pool guy"
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"checking us out twice in one day."
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"- Is he a cop? - I don't know."
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"That would suck."
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"Yes."
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"- Yes, it sure would. - Now look at this."
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"When was this one taken?"
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"It's the live feed."
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