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Clips from Weeds - Cankles (S03E03)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Is it true that once a white woman's been with a carpenter she never goes back?"
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"Life insurance cheque made out to Nancy Scottson."
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"- Shouldn't be any trouble to cash. - Oh, look at that."
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"- I think you owe me some money. - How much?"
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"119,000."
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"And I need $100,000. Majestic is checking their books tomorrow."
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"I might have access to some money."
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"I had a little emergency. You're going to have it back in a month."
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"This is a scam, right?"
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"This is my little way of saying, "Thank you for all your help.""
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"I look so happy."
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"Oh!"
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"We're looking down a long road here, Mrs. Hodes."
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"Not me. We are getting a divorce."
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"There's no one else but you."
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"Oh, God."
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"- I quit. - Bullshit."
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"Yeah, I'm bad. Punish me."
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"How could you leave all this?"
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"A better, more lucrative opportunity has presented itself."
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"Besides, we both know you'll soon be off"
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"to build another just-add-water insta-town."
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"Utopian village, Nancy."
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"- Where are you going? - A company called Aguatecture."
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"- Mm. - It's all good."
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"Well, would you give me a few days to find someone new"
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"and maybe fuck you a few more times?"
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"Yes, and maybe."
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"Just let yourself in."
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"Hi."
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"Is your mom around?"
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"I'm starting to think you just like me for my mother."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Who's the one that's been living in a grow house?"
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"Makes a girl feel like she can't get any attention"
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"unless she's a pot plant."
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"- How about we take a trip upstairs... - Mm-hm."
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"...and I check your bud and your stems..."
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"Oh... sorry. I have to go."
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"Hey, well, hold on a sec."
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"- Who's the honker? - Kenneth."
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"We're gonna go see Laser Bike at the Greek."
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"You're going on a date?"
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"Yes, and now I'm late."
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"I thought you were dating me."
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"I am."
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"- You can't date both of us. - It's not like that with Kenneth, OK?"
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"He meets my cultural needs,"
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"and you engage my sensual, sexual side."
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"So I'm just something for you to rub up against?"
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"Silas, don't do this."
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"I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"We'll dialogue."
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"Oh, shit. You."
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"Me, carrying cash."
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"See? Have a little faith."
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"That looks awfully thin for 100 grand."
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"I'm doing the best I can."
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""Little faith.""
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"That's exactly what I've got for you."
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"This is how fucking broke I am."
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"He was dirty. So was his partner. They took money whenever they could."
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"I know. I lived with the creep for a decade."
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"He hid it somewhere. Believe me, it's out there."
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"And the legit stuff, the life insurance, the pension -"
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"wife two's got it."
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"And she put in, what, six months with the bastard?"
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"I'm raising his child"
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"and I'm begging her for money?"
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"Na-ah, I don't think so."
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"That's my goddamn fuckin' money."
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"And I'm telling you, she played him. I know it."
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"What, suddenly he gets married and then winds up dead?"
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"Does that make sense to you?"
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"That bitch knows something."
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"I'll need a retainer."
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"I'm on it."
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"This is bullshit. You can't just toss us aside"
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"like we're regular people. We're elected officials!"
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"I'm an elected official."
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"You were elected by a city that no longer exists."
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"And coarse language will not be tolerated here, Mr. Wilson."
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"Fuck you, Carilli. We have jobs we expect to keep."
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"We have contracts with the city we expect to be honoured."
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"I expect mine to be honoured."
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"Wilson, if you cannot control that vile mouth of yours,"
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"- I will have you thrown out of this meeting. - Oh, don't you get all pious on me."
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"You promised we'd get absorbed into the machine,"
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"that I'd get absorbed into the machine here."
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"And, as citizens of Majestic, you all have the right to run for office"
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"in the next election, one year from now."
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"Oh, horseshit!"
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"Any city council with half a brain has got the system so juiced up"
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"no one new has a prayer of getting elected."
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"Yeah, I want my landscaping contract back!"
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"Well, I am sorry, but all the landscaping in Majestic"
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"is handled by the Majestic Ministries Development Corporation."
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"Look, if we can't get satisfaction here, we will get it in the streets."
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"Yeah!"
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"People! People! There are other ways that you can serve the fine city of Majestic."
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"You can volunteer for municipal programs."
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"Volunteering is for saps."
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"We expect to feed off the tit of local government, just like you."
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"I'm afraid that all your contracts and positions"
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"are now null and void per the referendum."
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"There is very little more to be said!"
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"Oh, and, Mr. Wilson, this council is not finished"
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"looking into your questionable investment in Aguatecture."
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"Don't you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus-freak!"
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"You know, your long skirt isn't long enough, lady."
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"I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle."
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"Cankles!"
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"- Cankles! - That is it!"
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"- Cankles! - Cankles!"
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"That is it! That is it! This meeting is adjourned!"
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"Cankle bitch!"
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"- That's right, cankle bitch! - Cankle bitch!"
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"- How dare you? - Rude and vulgar!"
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"You, too! Man cankles! Mankles!"
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