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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - School Hard (S02E02)

"In every generation there is a Chosen One,"
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"She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness,"
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"She is the Slayer,"
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"A lot of educators tell students Think of your principal as your pal."
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"I say Think of me as your judge, jury and executioner."
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"Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?"
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"Well, it is quite a match between you two."
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"On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel."
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"I didn't stab anyone with a trowel. They were pruning shears."
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"On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
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"Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it coulda been mice."
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"Mice that were smoking?"
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"The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events."
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"- It's quite exciting. - What does the winner get?"
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"Expelled."
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"Thursday is parent-teacher night."
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"Your parents, assuming you have any,..."
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"..will meet your teachers, assuming you have any left."
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"I've decided to put the two of you in charge of this event."
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"You have three days to prepare refreshments, make banners..."
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"..and transform the school lounge into a habitable place for adults."
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"This will incur my goodwill and may affect what I tell your parents when I meet them."
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"- Are we clear? - I'm clear."
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"Don't you feel clear?"
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"- We're very clear. - Good."
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"Because you mess up this time and your parents will be cleaning out your lockers."
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"It shouldn't be that hard. We can work on the banners at lunch tomorrow."
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"Yeah, sure. Whatever. Hey, meat pie!"
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"- Snyder's got you makin' party favours, huh? - His two worst students."
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"That's what my mom sees when she looks at me. A Sheila."
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"Sheila's definitely intense. That's the guy she can bring home to Mother."
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"She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her."
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"- You're bad to the bone. - I'm a rebel."
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"It's not fair. I'm a slayer. It requires a certain amount of cutting and fighting."
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"- What's Sheila's excuse? - Homework. She won't do it."
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"Most teachers respect that."
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"Keep away any sharp implements when you're with her."
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"Do you think any other slayers had to go to high school?"
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"You'll have a nice soiree. As long as nothing bad happens until then, you'll be fine."
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"Are you crazy? Now something bad is gonna happen."
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"- Nothing's gonna happen. - Not until some dummy says what you said."
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"- It's the ultimate jinx. - What were you thinking?"
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"Or were you even thinking at all?"
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"Well, you guys don't know. Maybe this time it'll be different."
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"Home sweet home."
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"The Master is dead. Someone has to take his place."
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"As long as the Slayer's alive, whoever takes his place will be sharing his grave."
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"Then let the soul who kills her wear his mantle."
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"Can you do it?"
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"Yes."
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"This weekend, the Night of St Vigeous,..."
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"..our power shall be at its peak."
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"When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the Crucifixion."
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"And I should know. I was there."
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"You were there?"
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"Please! If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there,..."
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"..it would have been like Woodstock."
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"I oughta rip your throat out."
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"I was actually at Woodstock."
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"That was a weird gig."
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"I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."
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"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
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"- Who are you? - Spike."
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"You're that Anointed guy. I've read about you."
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"You've got slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck."
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"Do you know what I find works real good with slayers? Killing them."
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"- Can you? - A lot faster than nancy boy there."
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"Yeah, I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag."
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"Who am I kidding? I love to brag."
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"There was this one slayer during the Boxer Rebellion, and..."
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"Drusilla."
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"You shouldn't be walking around. You're weak."
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"Look at all the people."
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"- Are these nice people? - We're gettin' along."
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"This one has power."
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"I could feel it from the outside."
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"Yeah. He's the big noise in these parts. Anointed, and all that."
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"Do you like daisies?"
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"I plant them but they always die."
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"Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
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"Spike? I'm cold."
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"I got you."
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"I'm a princess."
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"That's what you are."
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"Me and Dru, we're movin' in."
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"Now... Any of you want to test who's got the biggest wrinklies round here,..."
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"..step on up."
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"I'll do your slayer for you."
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"But you keep your flunkies from tryin' anything behind my back. Deal?"
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"I can't see her. The Slayer... I can't see."
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"It's dark where she is."
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"Kill her. Kill her, Spike."
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"- Kill her for me? - It's done, baby."
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"Kill her for Princess?"
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"I'll chop her into messes."
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"You are my sweet."
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"My little Spike."
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"So, how about this slayer?"
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"Is she tough?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"I spent a good part of my allowance on this cream rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsy."
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"- Life is hard, dear. - Don't I know it."
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"- Is that a split end? - I got the mail."
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"- Good. - A reminder about parent-teacher night."
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"- Thursday. - Less good."
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"Which you were planning on telling me about...?"
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"Oh, for... the last two weeks."
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"Uh-huh. So, what do you think your teachers are gonna tell me about you?"
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"Well, I think they'll all agree..."
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"..that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb their knowledge."
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"This absorption rate. How is it reflected in your homework and test scores?"
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"What can you tell about a person from a test score?"
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"- Whether she'll ever see her friends again. - Oh, that."
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"- I look forward to meeting your principal. - Won't that be something."
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"Look, sweetheart."
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"Life is more than grades, and homework, and not getting kicked out of school."
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"But we moved once because of you getting in trouble,..."
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"..and I had to start a new business, not to mention a new life, in a whole new town."
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"And you don't want to do it again."
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"What I don't want is to be disappointed in you again."
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