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Clips from Family Guy - Scammed Yankees (S14E14)

"We now return to the NBA on TNT... on LSD."
Family Guy
"Man, I'm out my mind!"
Family Guy
"Okay, my mom will be here any minute for our spa day."
Family Guy
"Spa, S-P-A."
Family Guy
"Yes, very good, Peter."
Family Guy
"And remember, while we're off getting our massages,"
Family Guy
"you and Daddy are gonna spend the day together here."
Family Guy
"Aw, I don't want to hang out with him."
Family Guy
"He's, like, not ticklish anywhere."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sorry, but my mom said"
Family Guy
"he can't be left alone at home anymore."
Family Guy
"Last time, he went crazy and moved all the furniture around."
Family Guy
"♪ Dancing, walking ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Rearranging furniture ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Babs is shopping ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I let the bird out of the cage... ♪"
Family Guy
"Hello, dear."
Family Guy
"Oh, I always forget"
Family Guy
"you walk right into the living room in your house."
Family Guy
"Hey, do you have a Band-Aid?"
Family Guy
"Nothing happened, but I'm bleeding."
Family Guy
"You know what, I'll just rummage through your bathroom."
Family Guy
"Man, spending a whole day with him"
Family Guy
"is gonna be worse than eating at a ball park."
Family Guy
"Uh, I'll take one terrible beer,"
Family Guy
"filled up way too high, so I spill most of it,"
Family Guy
"and a too-long hot dog on a too-short bun."
Family Guy
"And do you have mustard and relish?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's right there between the entrance"
Family Guy
"and the exit to the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Perfect. And can I get a bag of unsalted peanuts?"
Family Guy
"You know, something I would never eat"
Family Guy
"anywhere else in the world?"
Family Guy
"Sure, here you go."
Family Guy
"Great, great."
Family Guy
"I can't wait to have diarrhea in the stall with no door"
Family Guy
"while 20 guys wait for me to finish."
Family Guy
"No. Ah, no."
Family Guy
"All right, left cankle, red."
Family Guy
"Right muffin top, blue."
Family Guy
"Sorry."
Family Guy
"Ugh, God, kill me."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I can't take any more of Meg and her gross friends."
Family Guy
"Ah, ah, hang on, hang on."
Family Guy
"I'm just finishing up an e-mail to Delta."
Family Guy
"I have never not screamed at the top of my lungs"
Family Guy
"during air pressure changes, and I do not intend to stop now."
Family Guy
"Okay, what was it?"
Family Guy
"Meg's friends."
Family Guy
"They're just so loud and boring and annoying."
Family Guy
"Well, not everybody can be as fascinating as you, Brian."
Family Guy
"Thanks for coming by."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, Mom took the car."
Family Guy
"Can you give me and my friends a ride to field hockey practice?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I'm kind of helping Stewie with an e-mail to Delta."
Family Guy
"Please, Brian."
Family Guy
"It would get them out of the house."
Family Guy
"Well, that's true. And I gotta do something,"
Family Guy
"'cause they're more annoying than ants at a picnic."
Family Guy
"Would you mind turning that down?"
Family Guy
"And you're not supposed to be grilling."
Family Guy
"I know you can understand me."
Family Guy
"So... what, uh, what do you want to do?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Sucks that we're stuck here alone."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, here alone."
Family Guy
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Family Guy
"This was not what I was thinking."
Family Guy
"That's weird, it's not what I was thinking either."
Family Guy
"I don't even know how it happened."
Family Guy
"No, me neither, but this spaghetti's not half bad."
Family Guy
"A happy mistake, we'll call it."
Family Guy
"Now what do you want to do?"
Family Guy
"Well, we could watch porn."
Family Guy
"Have you heard of porn?"
Family Guy
"Is that something you're aware of?"
Family Guy
"You have postcards from France?!"
Family Guy
"No, no, no, like... like, on the computer."
Family Guy
"There's like tons and tons of videos"
Family Guy
"of people doing it on there."
Family Guy
"Wait, l-let me understand:"
Family Guy
"You want to watch that with me?"
Family Guy
"Well, not anymore, you just made it weird."
Family Guy
"But there's other stuff on there."
Family Guy
"You want to see a guy in a human-sized hamster ball"
Family Guy
"roll off a mountain?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah."
Family Guy
"So this is in Russia?"
Family Guy
"Somebody's gonna slow him down, right?"
Family Guy
"Whoa!"
Family Guy
"I got to e-mail that to Babs."
Family Guy
"She hates people."
Family Guy
"Huh, got a new e-mail here."
Family Guy
"And it's from a Nigerian prince."
Family Guy
"It says he's got millions frozen in an account."
Family Guy
"All he needs is a hundred grand to pay legal fees,"
Family Guy
"and then as soon as he gets his money, I get a million bucks."
Family Guy
"Wow, and he must need it quick,"
Family Guy
"'cause there was, like, a bazillion typos in that e-mail."
Family Guy
"You got to send that money."
Family Guy
"You think so? Absolutely."
Family Guy
"I mean, can you imagine if you make a million bucks?"
Family Guy
"You'll be happier than the guy on his wedding day."
Family Guy
"Thanks, everyone."
Family Guy
"Good-bye, Mom. Good-bye, Dad."
Family Guy
"Good-bye, friends. Good-bye, free time."
Family Guy
"Farewell, sex. So long, golf on TV."
Family Guy
"I'll miss you, privacy."
Family Guy
"Good-bye, being honest about how many beers I've had."
Family Guy
"Nice knowing you, my own choices."
Family Guy
"See ya later, money!"
Family Guy
"Thanks for the ride, Brian."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and thanks for the lecture"
Family Guy
"on what real music is, Mr. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Geez, how many Snickers could they eat"
Family Guy
"in a five-minute car ride?"
Family Guy
"Ah, crap, somebody left their gym bag."
Family Guy
"God, it would've been real easy to bring a gun in here."
Family Guy
"Where the hell'd they go?"
Family Guy
"Oh, whoops."
Family Guy
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