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Clips from Central Park - Bee Is for Brandenham (S02E02)

"[groans]"
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"Oh, boy. Dad's got frozen peas on his head again."
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"The stove works too. You don't have to face cook 'em."
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"Kids, be nice. Your dad's in pain."
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"Yeah. Still can't shake this headache."
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"I'm pretty sure it's because my glasses prescription is too strong."
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"I'm glad you're going back to the eye doctor today."
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"I can't believe you're missing Dim Summies."
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"Get your priorities in order. Sorry your head hurts."
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"Since when is being able to see more important than a mouthful"
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"of tasty gummy goodness?"
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"- Also, sorry your head hurts. - Let me explain."
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"Dim Summies are gummy candies that look just like dim sum."
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"They're having a one-day pop-up at the South Street Seaport."
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"They've got it all. Sugary shumai,"
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"peanut butter pot stickers, fried fudge balls."
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"And their specialty, the Dumpling Inferno,"
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"that's so hot, you have to sign a waiver just to try it."
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"I know, kids. I'm sorry to miss it. Between my doctor's appointment"
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"and the million things I gotta take care of at work--"
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"- [Elwood] Owen? - And here we go."
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"This is Elwood from work."
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"- Yeah, hi. Go ahead, Elwood. - We have a situation with a tree."
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"- A sit-tree-ation. - What happened? What's going on?"
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"A tree on Great Hill got pretty banged up by last night's storm,"
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"and we got a dangler. I think we need to lop it off."
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"No. No lopping. Removing branches has to be done carefully."
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"Rope off the area until I'm back from the eye doctor."
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"You're the boss. This is Elwood from work signing off."
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"[groans] Someone bring Dada more peas."
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"Sweetie, can't Elwood handle the tree?"
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"Maybe if it were a shrub or a bush or a weed."
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"But this is tree surgery. I have to be the one to do it."
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"- You don't have to. - It's not my choice. It's my job."
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"Plus, you don't lop it off."
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"It's like human surgery, but far more important."
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"Honey, you can't take care of every little problem in the park."
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"Actually, that is exactly what I'm supposed to do."
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"I'm saying it's a big park. You're one man."
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"One superhot, long-legged, lovely man. Maybe you could delegate?"
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"This doesn't really seem like a good time for that."
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"Yeah, Dad looks great."
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"See, Paige. Molly gets it. I'll be fine."
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"I am the park guy for this park job."
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"♪ It's quicker if I do it It takes too long to delegate ♪"
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"♪ The intricate details Are easier for me to trace ♪"
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"♪ Feel the pressure mounting on me So I'm working overtime ♪"
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"♪ Everybody's counting on me ♪"
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"♪ Forty million yearly visitors On the line ♪"
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"♪ Ideally, I'd deal with it 'Cause I got a feel for it ♪"
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"♪ Just wish I had more hours To spend on the trees and flowers ♪"
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"♪ It's like a game of chess ♪"
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"♪ You have to think ahead ♪"
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"♪ A billion things to stress ♪"
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"♪ For every flower bed ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause one ounce of prevention Is worth a pound of cure ♪"
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"♪ I've got a backup for my backup Whether deicing, sprinklers, or manure ♪"
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"♪ Ideally, I'd deal with it 'Cause I've got the zeal for it ♪"
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"♪ All the fine points get my focus Whether tree, pond, shrub or crocus ♪"
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"♪ Don't wanna jeopardize The quality of an arbor ♪"
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"♪ Gotta use the three-cut method To protect the branch bark collar ♪"
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"♪ Need a pruning saw to saw this For the tree to heal up flawless ♪"
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"Ow. What's with this headache throbbing from behind my eyeball?"
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"♪ Ideally, I'd deal with it Got years of experience ♪"
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"♪ Gotta kill that fungal blight now Hey, slugs, you're in for a fight now ♪"
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"- ♪ When there's a bag of seeds ♪ - ♪ You better sow 'em right ♪"
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"- ♪ When there's a sprawling green ♪ - ♪ You better mow it right ♪"
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"- ♪ When there's a patch of weeds ♪ - ♪ You better hoe 'em right ♪"
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"- ♪ When there's a ton of leaves ♪ - ♪ You better blow them right ♪"
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"The park doesn't use leaf blowers 'cause they're so noisy."
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"Instead, we have a methodical, multistep, raking process. Let me see that."
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"♪ First, you start with edges Then proceed to hedges ♪"
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"♪ Move in a U-pattern To keep 'em from scatterin' ♪"
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"♪ Whenever things go wrong Expect them to phone me ♪"
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"♪ At least Until the day that they clone me ♪"
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"♪ Ideally, I'd deal with it 'Cause I've got a feel for it ♪"
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"♪ Keep the park ready for prime time Some see it once in a lifetime ♪"
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"♪ Ideally, I'd deal with it 'Cause I've got a feel for it ♪"
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"♪ I'm capable of being uptight ♪"
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"♪ And it's all right ♪"
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"[groans] Trust me, Paige. After the eye doctor, I'll be as good as new."
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"Good luck with your broken eyes and broken tree."
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"We've got Dim Summies to eat."
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"First we have to stop by Marvin's apartment. Quick, won't take long."
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"Remember I'm taking care of his cat while he's at his summer camp reunion."
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"Which we all agree is totally normal for a grown man to attend."
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"Yep, totally normal."
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"We have to feed his cat, put some anti-itch cream on his belly,"
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"- and we're on our way. - To Dim Summies!"
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"All right. Come on, kids. Let's get meow-ving."
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"[Birdie] That's Landon Volk,"
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"a sneaker mogul who's always one step ahead when it comes to footwear."
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"Yes, that was a brilliant pun. You're welcome."
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"Anyway, he invented Roboots."
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"AKA robots for your feet that tell you how to get in shape."
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"[Roboot voice] Deep knee bends. Feel the burn."
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"- There he is. - I guess if I were that rich,"
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"I wouldn't care how dumb I looked in public either."
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"Listen to me. If we can get Landon Volk to have his big sneaker convention here,"
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"the Brandenham will become the place for young people to stay in New York."
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"We'll be swimming in cool, fresh, new money"
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"while the Dagmont stews in its own farts."
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"[Roboot voice] Jumping jacks. Don't quit on me."
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"Excuse me, Landon. I'm Bitsy Brandenham."
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"I own this hotel you're jumping in."
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"Oh, hi. The retro-haunted vibe you've got going on here is very cool."
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"Are you talking about her hair or her makeup?"
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"[Roboot voice] Sit. Relax, bro."
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"Okay, and you're sitting."
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"- If Landon wants to sit, he can sit. - Join me. Pop a squat."
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"Um, why not? Helen, fold me."
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"- You too, pal. - Okay, pal."
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"I can't help but notice you're both still wearing "dumb" shoes."
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"Dumb is what I call anything other than Roboots,"
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"the smartest shoes on the planet."
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"- What size are you? - Ten."
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"I mean, you don't care if I'm a ten. Ms. Brandenham wears a doll's medium."
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"We're not making doll sizes yet, but you're in luck."
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"- Got a size ten here, just for you. - Oh, wow. Cool. Thanks."
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"Genius and generous? You fit right in here."
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