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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dear Beloved Family (S09E09)

"I started with an earring. No one even noticed."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, you might need to up your game, pal."
Modern Family (2009)
"Try wearing a snake around your neck"
Modern Family (2009)
"and then act annoyed when people want to talk about it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Drawers?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I went a different way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, first of all, welcome. We do have more fun."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm guessing you like it,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but you're worried what other people will think?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A passerby likened me to a tennis ball."
Modern Family (2009)
"And you can't..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I ran the numbers. Even with inside-out wearings,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd be out of underwear in three weeks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um, let me tell you about the happiest guy I know."
Modern Family (2009)
"He stretched a tightrope across his front yard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Didn't worry about the neighbors."
Modern Family (2009)
"He pogo-sticked to work, and..."
Modern Family (2009)
"The point is, he doesn't care what anybody thinks,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and if he did,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me ask you again."
Modern Family (2009)
"How do you feel about the hair?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Kinda like it. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"How do you feel about the fact that Jay's gonna hate it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I love that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thanks, Claire."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, I'm gonna hold on just a little longer."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need it today. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Cabinet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hate to interrupt,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but if you just scream you'll call her back,"
Modern Family (2009)
"you might want to see how Joe's party's going."
Modern Family (2009)
"Apparently, Joe shared the uplifting news"
Modern Family (2009)
"that his friends could die at any minute."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, so, I love what I do,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I feed off the energy of my audience."
Modern Family (2009)
"And if I'm not getting a lot back,"
Modern Family (2009)
"it's harder for me to forget I'm a 45-year-old"
Modern Family (2009)
"classically trained actor in a body sock"
Modern Family (2009)
"and a cape that doubles as a curtain in my van."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, I'm gonna go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jackson, Mama's here!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You told them they were all going to die?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, only Joe, but in a very nice way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really? Because it looks like the "before" picture"
Modern Family (2009)
"in an ad for chewable Prozac."
Modern Family (2009)
"Take us, too!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe, come here."
Modern Family (2009)
"We need to talk again about the thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think I'm just gonna go to bed."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hold on. It's true we all die sometime."
Modern Family (2009)
"But someone like you, so young, is gonna live a long, long, long time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, and the thing is,"
Modern Family (2009)
"knowing we're gonna die some day can be a good thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because it reminds us to appreciate"
Modern Family (2009)
"every minute that we're around."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's hitting you hard, isn't it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It feels like I'm never going to laugh again."
Modern Family (2009)
"But that's natural."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is a pretty adult thing you're dealing with here."
Modern Family (2009)
"In fact, I'd be worried about you"
Modern Family (2009)
"if you weren't walking underneath a cloud for a few days."
Modern Family (2009)
"- And eventually... - Hey!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. You, me, bedroom."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got the Syrah and I want to do something Syr-wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"But what about your massage?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I said I didn't want it. Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, I am so happy we're doing this."
Modern Family (2009)
"We haven't done anything spontaneous in forever."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hope you like what I picked out for us."
Modern Family (2009)
"It is a little fruitier than we're used to."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ugh, what a day, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Togas and health scares..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, I love you,"
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"and I don't want Caleb to get between us."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, so, where do you want me, then?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wha...? Oh, my God. W-What are you doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Me? I... Cameron said that you liked me,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and then you said meet you in the bedroom."
Modern Family (2009)
"You told Caleb that I liked him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You told him to meet you in the bedroom?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought I was talking to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Guys, it sounds like all three of us could really use this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Take it easy, Caleb. You'll have Mitchell to yourself soon enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam, you're not dying!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We don't know that I'm not!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I had a cousin that died at my age from a genetic condition,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and it runs on my mom's side of the family."
Modern Family (2009)
"And if you have those two genes, you're at risk."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's why I've been acting crazy all day."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, then, take a test"
Modern Family (2009)
"to make sure you don't have that pair of mom genes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, I did take the test. I took it a week ago,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and I've been too scared to look at the results."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, honey, I'm... I'm so sorry"
Modern Family (2009)
"you've been going through this by yourself."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey... Hey, let's look at the results together, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Really? - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, here goes."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, thank God. - You're okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, my Etsy order shipped. But, okay, here's the... here it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You look. I cannot look at it. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"It's... It's negative."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What? - You're fine. Look."
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"- Is it? - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God! I can't believe it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, now, that is something to celebrate."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I love you. - I love you."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, guys, I'm not... I'm not dense here."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I know this is my cue to leave."
Modern Family (2009)
"But what you guys have is... it's very special."
Modern Family (2009)
"You should cherish that."
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"- Caleb... - I am so back in."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was gonna say, if you want to take the cookies when you leave..."
Modern Family (2009)
"No offense, but what do you see in him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no. I'm in heaven."
Modern Family (2009)
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