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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dear Beloved Family (S09E09)

"Six weeks later, in Carson City, Nevada, it happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"When I handed it to her and saw the smile on her face,"
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"I proposed to her on the spot."
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"Anyhoo, it's come with me"
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"to every visit in the hospital since for good luck."
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"And I was so worried about forgetting it"
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"that guess what I did?"
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"Remembered it?"
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"Well, I brought you your nice, comfy neck pillow,"
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"and I'm gonna run right home and get you Surgery Bear, okay?"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Dad! - Hi. Oh, honey."
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"- Yeah? - Just in case,"
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"I made one of my goodbye videos for you and the kids."
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"I posted it in the usual spot."
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"- Okay. - Goodbye videos?"
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"It's nothing, don't worry about it. I'll be right back. I'll be right back."
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"- Hey, Phil. - Hi."
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"How you feeling?"
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"Did you tell them about the long pants?"
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"Oh, yeah, they had to cut me out of them"
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"when th... when they got tangled up"
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"in the spokes of the wheelchair!"
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"Well, they gave him the good stuff."
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"Well, glad you got to wish him well."
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"We have to get this guy prepped for his gallbladder surgery."
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"That means they're gonna shave me."
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"Should we be worried that those could be his last words?"
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"I got this. Phil, we love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"They're gonna shave me."
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"Well, we tried."
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"So you're sure Phil's gonna be okay?"
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"Absolutely, Papi, Phil is not gonna die in a long, long time."
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"Am I going to die?"
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"Well, Joe, it's a natural thing that we..."
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"Bup, bup, bup."
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"This is not a topic you tend to handle gently."
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"It's not your fault,"
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"but many people in your orbit met with ugly ends. I'll handle this."
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"Fine. I have to pick up the party cake."
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"It's shaped like a soccer ball."
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"You sure that won't scare them? 'Cause the only thing"
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"I've seen them do with a soccer ball is run from it."
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"Look, kid, that's a deep question,"
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""Will I die some day?""
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"And I'm gonna be straight with you about it... no."
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"Never?"
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"A few years back, people would live to be around 12."
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"Nowadays, what with all the science they're doing, sky's the limit."
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"You play your cards right, and someday you'll be 200,"
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"and if you learn anything from your old man,"
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"you'll have a gorgeous 100-year-old bride on your arm."
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"Uh, there will be some squawking from women in their 180s,"
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"but, uh, you're a successful man"
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"and you've earned your happiness."
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"What is a gallbladder?"
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"Yeah, and what's up with these organs you don't even need?"
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"You can lose a gallbladder, an appendix, and everything's fine."
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"Yeah, kind of like husbands. You lose one, you just get another."
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"That is what you said earlier."
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"Oh, how did I know that was gonna boomerang back on me?"
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"I didn't bring it up to attack you. I just wondered..."
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"have you ever thought about who you'd end up with"
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"if, you know, my show closes early?"
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"I would give my right gallbladder not to answer this question."
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"Come on, it'll be a fun game."
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"Don't you want to know who I'm thinking about?"
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"I guess."
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"Okay, well, then, let's just say a name on three."
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"- Cam. - No, come on."
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"I think you'll be surprised by my choice."
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"You ready?"
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"One, two, three..."
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"- Caleb. - You're my everything."
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"- Y-You... You tricked me. - Okay, who's Caleb?"
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"You... You met him. At... At Jotham's party."
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"The... The massage therapist."
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"Well, I guess he rubbed you the right way."
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"Cam, oh, come on."
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"I only said a name because you pressured me to."
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"I've had like two conversations with him."
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"Look, I-I only picked him because he reminds me of you."
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"So sweet and open and such a good balance for me."
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"I-I thought he might be, too."
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"Well, then, that's lovely."
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"Oh, thank God. I cut the right wire."
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"Okay, what is a gallbladder?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The gallbladder is "a 4-inch pear-shaped organ that stores bile.""
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"Like... Like a little bile cabinet."
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"That's why people want us around."
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"Uh, Caleb."
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"- Hey, Mitchell. - Hey."
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"Thanks for coming on such short notice."
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"You can set your table up, uh, down in the TV area."
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"- Sounds good. - You got it."
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"What's going on?"
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"Uh, would you stop being so suspicious?"
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"You said you neck hurt from posing for our photograph..."
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"so I invited Caleb over to ply his trade."
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"I do not think he's here to ply. I think he's here so you can pry."
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"Dad's gonna be fine."
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"Since we're on the subject, at my funeral,"
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"make sure the pallbearers say things like,"
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""Wow, she's so light," and things like, "Is she even in here?""
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"I don't want to be buried. I'm donating my body to science."
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"Haven't you already?"
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"I'm putting kettle bells in your coffin."
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"And make sure my cadaver goes to an Ivy League."
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"I don't want some hungover freshman from Swarthmore"
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"getting his hands all over me."
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"Mm. It's not so bad."
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"I'm never gonna die."
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"Science is gonna find a cure for everything."
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"Grandpa told me that."
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"Quick, kids, hey, listen, Surgery Bear is not upstairs. Any ideas?"
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"Oh, right, Dad gave it to Joe when he got his tonsils taken out."
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"You could've told me that before I looked through Luke's drawers."
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"- Which drawer?! - We'll get into that later."
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