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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Day Alex Left for College (S07E07)

"Yeah. Okay, please."
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"This is little girls' soccer."
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"It's not even a real sport."
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"[ Parents gasp ]"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
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"Oh, no, I was just --"
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"let's not do this the hard way."
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"It's the worst of everything. Mm."
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"We have to go to the damn game. Mm."
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"And they're never gonna believe any of our excuses"
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"in the future, even if they're real."
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"Unless..."
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"Why do you do that?"
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"Why do you say "unless" and then pause?"
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"Just finish the thought."
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"Unless Jay really gets shot in the foot."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this, once again,"
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"in only seven years of marriage, but please put the gun down."
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"Don't be a baby."
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"It's a pellet gun."
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"It's just going to be a little Nick on the side,"
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"and then we go to the game."
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"They're gonna see that it's true."
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"They're gonna feel horrible because they didn't believe us,"
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"and then we don't have to go to anything for a whole year."
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"Mm. I have to say, it makes sense."
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"No, it doesn't!"
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"Why don't I just bandage my foot up and limp on in there?"
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"It has to be real because if they catch us faking it,"
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"it's going to be worse."
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"Please don't point the gun at me."
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"Okay, all right, all right. You heard my dad."
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"Put the gun away. We just --"
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"we'll have to think of something else."
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"What to do?"
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"Shoot, shoot, shoot."
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"Okay, I'll put the gun away. [ Pop! ]"
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"Ow! Oh!"
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"No!"
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"No! You did that on purpose!"
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"Ow! I wasn't even looking!"
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"I turned my back on you. I'm so sorry!"
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"Watch the sippy cup."
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"[ Pop! ]"
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"I hope you're a heavy-metal fan,"
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"because all the heavy metals are going"
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"right here above your trophy."
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"Oh, hey, cool. Maisie."
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"So, I heard they're giving out mailbox keys downstairs,"
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"and I was thinking maybe you could pick up both of ours?"
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"Sure thing, friend!"
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"What a day -- I've got a mailbox and a friend!"
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"You sure do."
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"Could you try not to enjoy this so much?"
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"This is me trying."
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"This ends now."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting rid of her."
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"I'm calling my advisor and getting a new roommate."
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"Hey!"
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"No, give that back."
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"Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?"
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"Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts,"
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"but I don't think you should change roommates."
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"Listen, as much as you're my go-to girl on college advice,"
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"I really -- oh, my God."
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"Would you just shut up for a second?"
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"Here's the thing --"
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"I had a similar experience with a roommate."
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"She was this annoying little know-it-all"
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"who totally got on my nerves."
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"Yeah, I get it. Oh, shh!"
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"I spent a long time trying to get rid of her"
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"until I realized that that little girl,"
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"in her own way, put me on a pedestal."
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"It felt great."
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"You just landed in a world of superstars,"
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"and I know you'd never admit it, but you're scared."
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"It's not the worst thing to have your own personal cheerleader."
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"I miss mine already."
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"Well, I guess my five seconds is up."
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"You don't often see a 5/8 bathroom,"
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"but they're highly sought after."
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"The deal's in the bag, kid."
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"I'm just gonna wrap it up, and then we bounce."
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"And then we bounce."
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"Trampoline park."
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"How are you not high-boinging me right now?"
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"Oh, I was thinking of"
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"maybe meeting up with my crew at the pier."
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"Sure thing. After we tramp."
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"Fine."
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"After a while, I stopped hanging out with my dad at the store."
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"I got busy with cheer practice,"
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"and I guess pyramids of oranges don't seem so great"
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"after you've built pyramids out of man."
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"I don't know if it bothered him that I stopped coming around,"
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"but if it did, he never let it show."
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"All right. Let's do this."
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"Actually, I think I, uh -- I twisted my ankle"
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"jumping out of the way in that room full of Murphy beds."
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"I probably shouldn't get on a trampoline."
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"You should go hang out with your friends."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Might be faster if they come get you, though."
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"I should do one more sweep of the house."
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"I think I lost the blanstons."
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"Thanks, dad."
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"Deuces."
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"Let's go, girls!"
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"Uh, pass and move!"
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"The players should never be standing still!"
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"The best defense is good offense."
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"Well, now, that can't be true."
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"[ Whistle blows ] Halftime!"
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"Okay, good -- good half!"
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"All right, we're down by three, but that's okay."
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"Oh, hey, look."
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