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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Day Alex Left for College (S07E07)

"Uh, sí, oui, da, ja, and of course I also speak wookiee."
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"[ Growls like a wookiee ]"
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"Ahh! This is gonna be so much fun!"
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"Haley: [ Squeals ]"
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"Yay! [ Giggles ]"
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"They've been here 2 days and they've used 18 towels,"
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"yet the soap is untouched."
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"What are they -- sloughing each other clean like elephants?"
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"Mitchell. Great, you're here."
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"Coach Chuck had a death in the family."
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"Oh, thank you so much for remembering about the referrals."
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"I don't have a card on me right now, but --"
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"oh, no."
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"He can't come, and since you're the assistant coach,"
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"you're in charge. Oh. Oh."
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"Okay."
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"[ Chuckles ] Wow."
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"Think you're gonna be okay with that?"
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"Assistant coach, coach. What's the big diff?"
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"Well, as an actual coach, um, diff."
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"Come on, today's about being out in the fresh air,"
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"forgetting about our problems at home,"
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"spending some quality time with the family."
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"-You're right, you're right. -Where is my family?"
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"You don't think they're standing us up, do you?"
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"You know, when I saw Jay at the grocery store"
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"and asked him if they were coming,"
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"he took a sample meatball and chewed it for a full minute"
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"before he said yes, so..."
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"Oh! You all are still here."
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"Jay: How often do you break in here?"
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"Does that explain the white wine?"
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"We fired a cleaning lady."
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"Listen, I thought you guys"
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"would already be at lily's soccer game,"
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"and things have been pretty emotional"
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"at my house this morning."
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"I just wanted a couple hours by the pool."
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"Claire must have left the ice bucket by the jacuzzi, too."
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"I will write the cleaning lady a letter."
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"How'd you get out of lily's game?"
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"I lied and said that Alex was leaving for school today,"
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"which turned out to be true, so I'm off the hook."
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"You guys let me know what I miss."
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"[ Telephone rings ]"
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"Could you get that?"
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"Yello? Mitchell: Claire?"
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"What are you doing there? We've been waiting --"
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"oh, God, oh, God, oh, God."
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"I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
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"They want more towels. What are they, midwives?"
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"Here."
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"[ Telephone rings ] Just ignore it."
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"[ Cellphones ring ]"
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"How many phones does he have?"
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"Pick up. Anybody. I --"
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"you know, I could get more phones."
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"Could I--"
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"[ cellphones ringing ] He's never gonna stop."
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"Mitchell, hi. Hey, can't talk."
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"I'm just leaving my house right now with Alex."
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"I know you're at dad's house."
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"Yeah, okay. Um, look."
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"I didn't want to say anything. Dad got in an accident."
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"He's fine. Nothing to worry about, but I got to go."
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"Bye."
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"That was pathetic."
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"[ Cellphone rings ]"
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"Let me show you how it's done."
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"Hello, Mitchell."
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"Mitchell: So I hear my dad had a little accident?"
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"Yes, of course, well, the accident that your father had"
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"is that actually he shot himself in the foot."
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"Trust me. He believed me."
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"You're not listening to any phone ringings right now,"
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"are you?"
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"So, this is turning into"
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"a whole group thing by the pool."
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"Our pool."
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"Um, you guys, I just got a text from cam."
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"Give me that."
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""Gosh, I sure do hope Jay's all right."
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"It's unbelievable something like that could have happened.""
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"You're welcome."
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"Fantastic."
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"It's perfect. We're all good."
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"Well, you guys, you might want to listen again,"
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"only this time, I'll be cam."
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"[ Sarcastically ] "Gosh, I sure do hope Jay is all right.""
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"It's unbelievable something like this could happen.""
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"We're screwed."
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"Okay, they're coming,"
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"but can you believe they were gonna bail?"
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"Keep your -- keep your eyes down. Eyes down."
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"Have we missed a single one of their kids' events?"
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"And it's not like we don't have"
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"a million things going on right now."
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"Follow through!"
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"Yeah, like when we had to sit through that"
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"sanitized fifth-grade production of "rent""
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"where they all got head colds?"
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"Keep your leg straight. Keep your leg straight for me."
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"Cam, can you not do that? What?"
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"Well, it's just that, you know, I'm kind of coach, so --"
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"it just seems weird that this is the time"
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"that you're trying to help me."
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"Okay, and in what way am I not helpful?"
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"Okay, well, when I'm with a bereaved client, say,"
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"and you decide that that's the perfect moment"
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"for a scenery-chewing death scene."
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"Unlike the tremendous help you've been to me"
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"running the artful lodger."
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"You couldn't even register the domain name."
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"I never liked that name, anyways."
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"And there it is."
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"Oh, oh, I see what this is."
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"What? Jealousy."
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"Oh! Yeah! Yeah."
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"'Cause your football team can't seem to win,"
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"but here I am 4-0."
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