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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Day Alex Left for College (S07E07)

"Hey, all y'all. What's going down?"
Modern Family (2009)
"My opinion of you."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's with the fake glasses?"
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"As an actual glasses wearer, this is offensive."
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"It's like non-disabled people who park in handicapped spaces."
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"I was in and out in three minutes, young lady,"
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"and it was your stye medication I was picking up."
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"That's a lot of bracelets there, buddy."
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"Just ignore them. They're being sheep."
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"[ Doorbell rings ] If I'd listened to what other people said,"
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"I'd never have rocked my '90s frosted tips."
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"We've got pictures."
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"No, we don't."
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"You're an original, son."
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"When they made you, they broke the mold."
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"What's good, l.D.?"
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"Yo, will."
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"Luke, um, there's no easy way to ask this."
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"Are you in a boy band?"
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"So, we're gonna go hang at the pier."
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"You in?"
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"Sounds cool, but I don't know if I can."
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"That's right. We got a big day planned."
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"He's coming to work with the old man."
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"Sorry."
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"Next time."
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"Deuces."
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"Deuces."
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"Word to your mothers."
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"Seriously, David. Tell your mom I say hi."
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"Claire: There she is -- our little genius."
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"Look at my conscientious little girl"
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"getting ready to leave for college a whole day early."
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"I'm leaving today."
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"What? No."
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"No, no. No, no. We have a plan."
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"I-I was gonna make your favorite meal for dinner,"
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"and then we were gonna fight because of separation anxiety,"
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"and then tomorrow morning,"
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"we would make up before you leave for good."
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"I just -- oh!"
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"No, no, guys, this is exactly why I didn't tell you!"
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"But I can't take you. I have a showing."
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"I was gonna burn a cd of goodbye songs for the ride."
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"I have never felt better about a decision."
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"Look, I'm only 30 minutes away,"
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"and I'll be back in a couple of weeks."
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"I already asked Haley to take me."
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"Well, I better get going."
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"You may each hug me for five seconds."
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"I want you to know that you'll always be my little girl."
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"[ Singing ] Goodbye, nor--"
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"time's up. Mom."
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"I am so proud of you,"
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"and I know you're gonna achieve great things in this world,"
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"and I just read about this new nail Polish that changes colors"
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"if you dip it in a drink that has a roofie --"
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"-next. -I'm good."
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"All right, cool."
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"Well, I will text you guys when I get there."
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"I'm taking his five seconds."
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"-- Captions by vitac --"
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"♪♪"
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"it's a tragedy -- no other way to put it."
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"Such a beautiful day, too."
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"We just have to accept that lily has a soccer game"
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"and we all have to be there."
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"You were supposed to make an excuse."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"I ran into cam at the market."
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"He asked if we could go. I panicked."
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"I shot myself in the foot."
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"Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot,"
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"you put your foot in your mouth,"
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"you put the shoe in the wrong foot."
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"What is with you Americans and the foot?"
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"I hate that painting, by the way."
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"I'm having the last cronut. I'm so depressed."
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"I'm sorry, kid. I think Andy ate it."
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"So the game starts at 2:00, right?"
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"Jay ate the last cronut."
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"No one likes a tattletale, kid."
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"Thank you, baby, for being so honest."
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"So we should leave in about an hour."
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"What is this "we"?"
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"I have to go and register Joe for the winter camp."
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"Mommy's going to buy shoes."
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"I did not raise a rat!"
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"Nobody gets out of this."
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"World's worst sport, world's worst players of it."
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"22 girls in a cluster"
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"zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba."
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"Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life."
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"Behold, the unsellable house."
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"Two years on the market,"
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"it's crushed the soul of every real-estate agent in town."
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"Todd and Terry Taylor, the spouses selling houses --"
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"they're no longer either."
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"I used to love going to work with my dad"
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"to his grocery store, Frank's food town."
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"I got to watch him crack up the deli team"
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"by pretending to lose a finger,"
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"or he'd pull out an orange from the pyramid"
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"and somehow, it wouldn't fall."
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"I don't care what the sign out front said --"
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"savings wasn't king. My dad was."
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"You know, with Alex leaving,"
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"you and I are gonna get to spend a lot more time together."
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"Wait."
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"What the whatsit?"
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"Those are duck eggs."
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"Cool. So --"
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"remember how you and I used to talk about raising ducklings"
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"and building them a little bird circus?"
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"Kind of."
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"Hey, how long do you think we're gonna be here today?"
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"Oh, I like where you're going with this --"
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"make it a time challenge."
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"I think I can get 'er done in under five hours."
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"That'll leave us time to get to the trampoline park."
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