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Clips from Physical - Let's Not and Say We Did (S01E01)

We'll be rooting for ya.

"We'll be rooting for ya."

Physical

- Vote Rubin. - Go Rubin.

"- Vote Rubin. - Go Rubin."

Physical

- Bye. - Bye, Maya.

"- Bye. - Bye, Maya."

Physical

My God. I thought they'd never go.

"My God. I thought they'd never go."

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Morning.

"Morning."

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Morning.

"Morning."

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I had the strangest dream last night. You were in it.

"I had the strangest dream last night. You were in it."

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Well, what was I doing?

"Well, what was I doing?"

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Saving the world, I hope.

"Saving the world, I hope."

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No, you were drowning.

"No, you were drowning."

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Well, that doesn't sound good.

"Well, that doesn't sound good."

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You were yelling out, and Mom was there.

"You were yelling out, and Mom was there."

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It was confusing, but super real.

"It was confusing, but super real."

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You guys weren't swimming last night, were you?

"You guys weren't swimming last night, were you?"

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That's what happens when you watch television right before bed.

"That's what happens when you watch television right before bed."

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Especially that Fantasy Island program.

"Especially that Fantasy Island program."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yeah, that's probably it.

"Yeah, that's probably it."

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Is Mom still sleeping? There's no breakfast.

"Is Mom still sleeping? There's no breakfast."

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Your mother thought you wouldn't show up.

"Your mother thought you wouldn't show up."

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I said I wasn't sure.

"I said I wasn't sure."

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You haven't exactly been reliable in the past,

"You haven't exactly been reliable in the past,"

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so it was only natural to wonder.

"so it was only natural to wonder."

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And where is she?

"And where is she?"

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She's in the car outside with her dad.

"She's in the car outside with her dad."

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And that's exactly where she's gonna stay.

"And that's exactly where she's gonna stay."

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You know, I've met a lot of assholes by now.

"You know, I've met a lot of assholes by now."

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Rude, nasty, even violent people.

"Rude, nasty, even violent people."

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But you're the worst kind of asshole there is.

"But you're the worst kind of asshole there is."

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In the pretty house with the good manners,

"In the pretty house with the good manners,"

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because no one sees it coming,

"because no one sees it coming,"

Physical

what an actual blackhearted shithead you really are!

"what an actual blackhearted shithead you really are!"

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You pushed me around a lot as a teenager, and I didn't know any better.

"You pushed me around a lot as a teenager, and I didn't know any better."

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Yeah, I thought you were my whole world.

"Yeah, I thought you were my whole world."

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And now I know that you're just a couple of scared, old suburban shitheads,

"And now I know that you're just a couple of scared, old suburban shitheads,"

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terrified of the truth!

"terrified of the truth!"

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You will not talk that way in my house!

"You will not talk that way in my house!"

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Do you know what happened in your house?

"Do you know what happened in your house?"

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What your old fraternity buddy did?

"What your old fraternity buddy did?"

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He came into my bedroom

"He came into my bedroom"

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and he pulled down my pajama pants and spat on his hand...

"and he pulled down my pajama pants and spat on his hand..."

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Stop it, just stop it!

"Stop it, just stop it!"

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- Stop it right now! - And you didn't believe me.

"- Stop it right now! - And you didn't believe me."

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And you still don't believe me. Well, believe this!

"And you still don't believe me. Well, believe this!"

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You doing okay?

"You doing okay?"

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine."

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That's my girl. Yeah.

"That's my girl. Yeah."

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Let's get outta here.

"Let's get outta here."

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I'm going for a swim.

"I'm going for a swim."

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- Is that a new bathing suit, Mommy? - No, I've had it forever.

"- Is that a new bathing suit, Mommy? - No, I've had it forever."

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- Your butt looks big. - Like two pillows.

"- Your butt looks big. - Like two pillows."

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- You should put on another bathing suit. - Put on clothes.

"- You should put on another bathing suit. - Put on clothes."

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Hey, hey. That's enough. Don't be rude.

"Hey, hey. That's enough. Don't be rude."

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Mommy's gonna go enjoy the pool.

"Mommy's gonna go enjoy the pool."

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Enjoy it, sweetie.

"Enjoy it, sweetie."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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All right, eat your cereal.

"All right, eat your cereal."

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- Thank you, Mommy. - Thank you, Mommy.

"- Thank you, Mommy. - Thank you, Mommy."

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Rise and shine, sweetheart. Time to get up.

"Rise and shine, sweetheart. Time to get up."

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Look what I found here.

"Look what I found here."

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Day's gone, time to see

"Day's gone, time to see"

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Hey, sweetheart. Jesus is coming, look busy.

"Hey, sweetheart. Jesus is coming, look busy."

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I saw that on a bumper sticker once. Sure gave me a chuckle.

"I saw that on a bumper sticker once. Sure gave me a chuckle."

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Honey, you really need to get up.

"Honey, you really need to get up."

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My friend's coming home. Also happens to be my boss.

"My friend's coming home. Also happens to be my boss."

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Boy.

"Boy."

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Guess I'll clean up by myself then.

"Guess I'll clean up by myself then."

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Sure was fun last night, wasn't it?

"Sure was fun last night, wasn't it?"

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What do we have?

"What do we have?"

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I still hate LA. It's official.

"I still hate LA. It's official."

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Thank God. We're home.

"Thank God. We're home."

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- And I'll tell you what else. - Yeah.

"- And I'll tell you what else. - Yeah."

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I don't know if I'll be going back anytime soon, if ever.

"I don't know if I'll be going back anytime soon, if ever."

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However, I am glad that we went.

"However, I am glad that we went."

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It reminds me of what I have right here at home

"It reminds me of what I have right here at home"

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and what we're fighting for.

"and what we're fighting for."

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That's right.

"That's right."

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Well, well, well.

"Well, well, well."

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Aren't you two just as pretty as a nun's twat.

"Aren't you two just as pretty as a nun's twat."

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- Hey, Jer. What's going on, man? - I don't know, bud.

"- Hey, Jer. What's going on, man? - I don't know, bud."

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Why don't you ask your wife?

"Why don't you ask your wife?"

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Sheil?

"Sheil?"

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What the hell's going on?

"What the hell's going on?"

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