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Clips from Reservation Dogs - NDN Clinic (S01E01)

"What happened to your face?"
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"Uh... I got punched."
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"Yeah, you might want to get that looked at."
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"Yeah, that's why I'm here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just can't get this thing clean enough."
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"Say, you used to do martial arts, right?"
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"Can you give me any fighting tips?"
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"(chuckles): Yeah."
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"Stop blocking punches with your face."
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"(chuckles): That'd be a good start."
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"Well, I got some good ones in, though, so..."
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"(chuckles) I haven't seen this one."
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"LEON: You can take it, if you want."
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"Yeah? You actually mean that?"
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"Yeah. I'll just print up another one."
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"Got a laser jet copier."
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"Quad nozzle, copper tip."
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"Runs on an independent Futuretech CPU."
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"Probably wouldn't understand it anyway."
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"Let you get back to it. Thank you."
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"Uh‐huh."
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"‐(exhales) ‐Hi, how are you?"
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"I'm Dr. Kang."
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"‐Okay. ‐Hi."
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"Elora Danan?"
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"Yeah, like the baby in Willow."
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"Oh, you mean the knock‐off Lord of the Rings"
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"'cause they couldn't get the rights?"
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"Why couldn't they fly the ring into the volcano"
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"with those giant eagles?"
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"Okay, uh, do you eat something weird?"
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"I don't think so."
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"You know, like rocks or s‐sand?"
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"Maybe even broken glass?"
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"No, I‐I don't eat sand or broken glass."
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"Your stomach lining is inflamed."
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"There's, like, little tiny ulcers."
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"You're eating something."
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"I eat a lot of chips."
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"What kind?"
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"Flaming Flamers."
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"How many do you eat?"
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"Bags? A day?"
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"One."
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"One?"
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"...ty."
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"Ten?"
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"Give or take."
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"Ten to... ten to 14."
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"That's fucking insane. Excuse my language."
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"‐Who needs that many chips? ‐Have you tried 'em?"
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"They're really good."
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"Stop eating the chips. You could die."
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"Take it easy, all right? Soups. White bread."
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"(curtain rattles)"
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"Bear Smallhill?"
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"‐Bear Smallhill? ‐Right here."
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"What now?"
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"‐Room 4 to the left. ‐Oh, cool."
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"SPIRIT: I was telling the Creator."
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"I was like, "Hey, I'm doing my job down here, man."
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"Should, uh, bump me up on that pay grade there, bro.""
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"Fucker didn't even want to listen to me."
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"He was all like, "Hey, do it for the people."
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"Do it for the..." I was like... (scoffs)"
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"‐What the hell is that? ‐Uh..."
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"Aho. Uh, Crazy Hair, good to see you."
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"You caught me off guard. Um... Oh."
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"Well, forget you then."
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"♪ Since I was 13, had a few rez dreams ♪"
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"♪ Had a few rez dreams ♪"
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"♪ Had to dig deep ♪"
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"♪ Had to find a warrior within me ♪"
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"‐♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ ‐(exhales, sniffles)"
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"Aren't you the eye doctor?"
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"I'm the everything doctor. Toes, backs, assholes."
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"Hey. I remember you."
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"I've seen you around a lot. What is it this time?"
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"Uh, I got into a fight."
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"Busted my nose."
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"Can you not tell my mom?"
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"Oh. Your mom."
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"Rita, right? She's been working with us for about a year."
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"She's very delightful to have around."
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"So, um..."
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"what does your‐‐ sorry‐‐ father say about your nose?"
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"Um, well, my dad's really not here that often,"
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"‐so... ‐Uh‐huh."
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"Has your mom... r‐remarried?"
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"What? Why?"
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"Just bedside manner. Relax, Bear. Everything's good."
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"So, you got beat up?"
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"Actually, I got jumped."
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"It's 'cause I'm the leader of a gang."
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"Sort of the leader."
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"You know, big responsibilities."
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"‐You know? ‐Wait till you get older."
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"Life gets much harder."
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"Look at me."
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"You think I like having this job?"
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"You think I wanted to be out here this long?"
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"Ten fucking years."
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"I don't have a family. I got nothing."
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"Don't get me wrong. I love the Native American people."
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"Very sweet, majestic, very special."
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"I'm trying to grow this out."
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"I'm sick of it."
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"I just want to go back from where I'm from."
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"China?"
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"No, you shit."
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"I grew up in San Diego."
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"I'm Korean, not Chinese. What the...?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I‐I didn't mean anything like that."
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"Are you Navajo or Inuit?"
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"Neither."
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"Okay, then."
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"Okay. Your nose is swollen, but you're gonna be fine."
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"‐I got you some ibuprofen. ‐Oh, cool. Wait, wait."
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"So sorry. Doctor, one more thing. Um..."
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