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Clips from Reservation Dogs - NDN Clinic (S01E01)

"I'm just kidding. Take one."
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"Hey."
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"You have good eyes?"
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"I think so."
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"Just start reading from the top."
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"Uh..."
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""Z"?"
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"From the top."
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""P.""
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""P"?"
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"It's not a "P." Jesus Christ."
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"I can probably get you in."
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"We had two cancellations."
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"You have family here? Mom and dad?"
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"No."
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"Grandma?"
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"She's dead."
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"Anyone we can call?"
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"I live with my uncle."
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"Great. Who's your uncle?"
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"Charley Johnson."
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"Oh. Charley."
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"Handsy. (scoffs)"
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"That guy. He texts me all the time."
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"They any good?"
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"Yeah, they're good. My grandma's recipe."
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"‐I'll let you know what I think. ‐I don't care"
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"what you think. And don't be eating two of them"
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"and telling me you want your money back."
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"I saw Bear get beat up."
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"‐WILLIE JACK: You saw it? ‐Yeah."
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"I was on my way to my auntie's."
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"Saw him get that ass whupped."
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"Then he was crying like a bitch."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Wado."
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"(groans softly)"
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"Fuck."
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"Stomach hurts."
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"You eat any of this meat?"
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"(groans) No."
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"Ooy, Fixico."
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"Got anything for stomachaches?"
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"Only the white man can save you now."
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"♪ ♪"
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"So, what's your issue?"
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"Stomach hurts."
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"Did you try going to the bathroom?"
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"It's not that. It's..."
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"something else."
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"‐Oh. ‐(keys clacking)"
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"Okay."
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""Something else.""
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"We'll call you."
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"‐♪ My body ♪ ‐♪ Body ♪"
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"♪ So give it up ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause the night is going fast ♪"
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"♪ So give it up... ♪"
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"Hey, we're selling meat pies outside if y'all want any."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Hey, y'all, this girl with stomach pains"
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"is selling meat pies."
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"Y'all want any?"
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"♪ I'm crushing on you ♪"
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"♪ You're my savior ♪"
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"♪ With no promise ♪"
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"♪ And no future... ♪"
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"Hate this place."
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"KANG: Okay, so these drops"
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"will make your eyes feel like someone spit in them."
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"It's gonna burn?"
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"No, it feels like Vaseline on the eyeballs."
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"Um, you can't see well. Sensitive to light."
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"That sounds horrible."
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"Well, the truth is, a hundred years ago,"
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"you'd be dead already."
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"People with bad eyesight died very, very young."
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"Uh, tiger attack, bear."
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"Survival of the fittest. And... you're not the fittest."
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"Neither are you."
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"You have to."
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"‐Why? ‐'Cause everyone has to."
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"It helps find diseases, like thinning retinas."
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"You understand?"
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"But I don't have any diseases."
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"I‐I just wanted some chocolate."
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"Okay, you could die, all right?"
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"Sometimes, Native eyes, they just fall out."
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"So do Asians'."
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"(grunts softly)"
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"WOMAN (over P. A.): Nurse"
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"Nurse Juanita, can you come to reception?"
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"(can clanging)"
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"White man's bullets."
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"What?"
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"I said "white man's bullets.""
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"Sugar."
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"They invented it to help kill us."
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"Knew we had sweet tooth."
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"Shit, we're still fighting chemical warfare, bro."
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"You're helping fund their efforts."
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"(opens can)"
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"What are you in line for, then?"
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"Energy drink."
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"It's natural. It's made out of energy."
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"It's "organ‐tic.""
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"Vibe is mad weird in there."
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"Weird as shit."
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"It's the Indian clinic."
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"‐It's always weird. ‐Mm."
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"It's a lot weirder."
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"Hmm. The Monday IHS vibe."
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"I guess."
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"Hey, yo, does my nose look all right?"
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"Looks all kinds of fucked up."
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"Really?"
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"Turn to the side."
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"Oh, yeah. That's fucked."
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"We're gonna have to go to California now."
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"That's where all the best surgeons are."
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