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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...made someone jealous (S03E03)

"[knocking on door]"
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"-Hello? -Holy shit. Mr. K.?"
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"Polite as always, Devi."
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"Hey, El. I think I just found my window."
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"-Hi, Manish. Welcome. -[Nirmala] What is he doing here?"
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"Well, I thought Manish could come over and celebrate our culture with us,"
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"-and you could get to know one another. -Vanakkam, Auntie."
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"All right, cool it, WikiFeet."
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"-Yep. Sorry. It felt weird for me too. -Well, who do we have here?"
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"This is just Devi's teacher Mr. Kulkarni."
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"He has stopped by to congratulate Devi on being such a great student."
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"And he's also my boyfriend."
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"[laughing] Oh. Please come have a seat."
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"Let us get to know you. Mmm? Come."
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"Hey, Mom, it seems like there's a lot going on down here."
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"So I'm just gonna go upstairs to my room for a sec. Got a little bit of a headache."
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"Enna, kanna? Yeah. Sure."
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"["Light up the Party" by Skully Boyz playing]"
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"-[exhales] -[music stops abruptly]"
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"You are no one's obsessed, sad sack ex."
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"Yeah."
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"["Light up the Party" resumes playing]"
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"Hmph!"
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"-[music ends] -Hey! What are you doing?"
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"Ah…"
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"It was so weird. My contact blew out of my eye and then onto the roof."
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"-So-- -Get back inside. Now."
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"Okay."
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"Your punishment is to sit and watch the aunties chew."
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"-Okay. -Now hand out the vadais. Go."
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"Nirmala Auntie, I couldn't help but notice how impressive your Golu is."
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"It is a beautiful tribute to the goddess and her nine avatars."
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"Last year, my Golu was seven steps, two more than Nirmala's."
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"But your steps had a lot of empty spaces."
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"I… I think five steps shows appropriate restraint"
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"in avoiding the consumerism of the holiday."
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"Thank you, Manish. That's very kind of you to say."
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"Help yourself to a vada."
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"I could have a couple."
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"-Just one. -Just--"
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"Okay."
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"-Rhyah, I was looking for you. -[sighs]"
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"Sorry. I was having a moment."
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"Oh no."
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"Are you okay? What's going on?"
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"I was just talking to my son."
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"He's just finished this high school program at sea"
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"for aspiring marine biologists."
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"And he actually studied a sea slug colony."
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"Ever since he got back, his friends won't hang out with him,"
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"and one even called him Dork Cousteau."
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"And now he's home alone, and it just breaks my heart."
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"[McEnroe] If there was one thing Nalini could relate to,"
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"it was the pain of having your nerdy child ostracized."
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"[sighs] I know what that's like."
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"People have called my daughter all sorts of names."
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"I wish I could just go and make him some new friends instead of those little,"
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"pardon my language, assholes."
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"-[chuckles] -[Rhyah sighs]"
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"But I know I can't."
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"Go see your friends and--"
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"Okay. Wait, so now you want me to go to the party at Trent's house?"
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"Are you having a stroke?"
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"No. I take a baby aspirin with my tea every morning."
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"Okay. Then, what's up?"
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"I want you to go to the party,"
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"and I want you to take Rhyah's son with you."
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"What? Who's Rhyah's son?"
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"He's a sweet boy who has no friends and studies sea slugs."
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"His name is Nirdesh."
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"Nirdesh?"
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"[scoffs] Are you kidding me?"
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"Yeah, that sounds like a parody of an Indian nerd. I'd rather just not go."
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"What? You were so excited about this party a minute ago."
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"You were throwing your body off the roof. -[phone vibrates]"
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"[Eleanor] Hey, not to alarm you, but people overheard my call to you,"
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"and now they actually do think you're descending into madness."
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"So, get here soon, okay?"
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"Ugh! Fine."
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"I'll go to the party, and I'll take Nirdesh with me."
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"Excellent. And make sure no one bullies him there."
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"He's already been picked on enough."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"Hey, hey. I'm here."
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"Hi. Oh my gosh, I don't know where Paxton and Phoebe went, but you look so cute."
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"When they see you, they're not gonna think obsessive depressive."
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"They're gonna think impressive successive."
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"I think you mean successful."
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"Yeah, but that doesn't sound as jazzy."
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"Sure. So there's just one small, tiny hiccup tonight."
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"My mom wouldn't let me come unless I brought one of her friends' loser kids."
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"He's meeting me here."
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"-[phone vibrates] -Oh, this is him."
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""Hi, it's Nirdesh.""
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""I'm running behind.""
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""I spilled some rasam on my sweater vest and had to change.""
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""I should be there shortly.""
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"Yikes!"
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"This kid is like a medical-grade dork."
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"Maybe we could tell everyone he's my cousin."
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"Ow! Ben."
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"Sorry, David, but we need you."
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"If I asked you who fought at the Battle of Little Bighorn,"
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"and you said General Custard, that should count, right?"
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"Custard is a dessert. Custer is the general."
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"Whatever! I've had four beers."
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"What's the big deal?"
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"Drink, bitch."
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"Ugh! You know what I meant."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Playing a little drinking game called Are You Smarter Than a Ben?"
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"-[both laugh] -That was good."
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"Oh my God. That is so lame."
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"Ooh. What if I drop off my cousin with these two"
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"while I go make an appearance with Paxton?"
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"-You have a cousin coming? -[Devi] I do."
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"So if you see an Indian dork come through that door, let me know."
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"I see an Indian guy coming through the door,"
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"but he definitely does not look like a dork."
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"♪ I can't let this end ♪"
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