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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...made someone jealous (S03E03)

"Devi-- How are you not dressed yet?"
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"Get ready, and go bring your grandmother the butter."
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"-She has a bangle stuck on her wrist. -[Eleanor snorts]"
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"Oh!"
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"[Indian devotional music playing]"
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"Bye."
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"Pati, your Golu is so fire."
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"Like, look at this. You got Lord Ganesha, Durga, Lakshmi, you know, all the OGs."
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"That's right."
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"But then you got some straight-up flare like this little crystal dolphin"
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"or DIY Sanjay Gupta."
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"-Hubba-hubba. -[laughs] Yo."
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"You are gonna own all the other aunties' Golus."
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"It's not a competition, Devi."
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"Yeah, right. The whole reason you throw a Golu"
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"is so you can stunt on the other old ladies."
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"-Am I right, Pati? -Yes.I plan to stunt hard."
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"That's why I have this pièce de résistance."
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"-Uh, what is that? -A Bloomie's bag."
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"Not even from the outlet."
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"And there's even a receipt inside from my Shiseido's perfume."
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"That gossipy cow Smita is gonna faint when she sees this."
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"Mami, why did you invite Smita if you hate her so much?"
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"Because she's my friend."
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"Although I know she's going to go on and on about her granddaughter's wedding"
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"at the Universal Studios."
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"If only I could have something to brag about to her."
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"Well, you could tell her that I've been dating a very nice teacher"
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"who I like very much."
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"No."
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"Why won't you go out with any of the other young men I've introduced you to?"
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"Because, once again, I am seeing Manish, and if you just give him a chance--"
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"I have given him many chances."
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"Surprising him with pop quizzes on Indian history is not a chance."
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"It would have been had he gotten any answer right."
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"You need to find someone who cares about our culture."
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"That Manish probably thinks a Golu is a GoPro camera for the toilet."
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"[laughs] Damn, Pati. That was a savage burn."
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"Sorry, Kamala."
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"[Nirmala] So, where should we put Sanjay?"
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"If he's in the center, the Golu will be too sexy."
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"-["Right Here" by Mr. J playing] -[girl] Hey!"
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"Hi."
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"Okay. We've got three kegs courtesy of the adult lady Uber driver I flirted with."
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"-So we should be set for the evening. -[Trent] Get me up, boys. Yeah!"
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"And now the boy becomes a man."
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"Feed me."
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"-[chuckles] -Aw. Trent seems happy."
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"Yeah, he does."
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"Hey, listen. Could you check on Devi tonight?"
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"She seemed kind of upset when I talked to her today."
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"We've been out of touch for a while."
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"-I just wanna make sure she's okay. -Oh, I'm sure she is."
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"-I don't think she cares about your girl-- -Hey!"
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"Oh wow! You look amazing!"
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"Oh, shit. Those are some small clothes."
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"[camera clicks]"
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"You have to pump it and tilt your cup, or it's gonna be all foam."
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"God, have you never been to a party before?"
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"No. I was sick for a really long time."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Oh my God! What's your problem?"
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"How are you even condescending about beer?"
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"I'm not condescending. I get annoyed when people don't know how to do things."
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"The problem with you, Ben,"
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"is that you think you're so much smarter than everyone else."
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"And you're not. This is why Aneesa dumped you."
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"Whatever. And I am smarter than most people."
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"You're not smarter than me."
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"Well, I mean, sure, you got a whole robotic science nerd thing going on,"
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"but I'm great in all my classes."
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"You are so full of yourself."
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"I bet I can beat you in any subject. Name one."
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"Fine. How about history?"
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"Fantastic."
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"Hey, Trent, do you still have"
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"our American History textbook from freshman year?"
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"Uh, yeah. I think it's propping up my grow lamp upstairs."
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"All right, history it is. And you know what?"
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"Let's make it interesting. A drinking game."
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"If you get one wrong, you drink."
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"First person to tap out loses."
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"You're on, and I'll never tap."
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"I come from a long line of high-functioning alcoholics."
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"And I come from a long line of people who never get any questions wrong."
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"-Hmm. -Also, I'm really sorry about your family."
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"[harp playing]"
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"And then after the vows, we went to the Transformers ride,"
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"and Optimus Prime gave his blessings."
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"-It was stunning. -[phone vibrates]"
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"[Eleanor] You are not going to believe this."
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"This is what Phoebe is wearing!"
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"Oh, I will. We'll probably do something at Disneyland, with probably 2,000 people."
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"Although, I don't know how we'll whittle down the guest list to that."
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"-[Smita] Really? -[phone vibrates]"
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"[Smita] But who will be getting married?"
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"We'd heard about how things didn't go so well with that handsome engineer."
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"Oh, such a shame."
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"What's a real shame is how quickly your face-lift has relaxed."
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"Okay. Okay. [chuckles nervously]"
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"We'll just talk about something else."
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"So Rhyah made the sundal. Isn't it delicious?"
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"Rhyah, can you please list every ingredient in this dish, please?"
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"Yeah, no, of course. So there's chickpeas that are organic and locally sourced,"
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"-which does matter-- -[phone vibrates]"
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"-Locally sourced from-- -Sorry. I have to take this call."
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"-Please don't. -I'm so sorry. I know. Sweetheart, hi."
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"Wait, we can be on our phones? BRB."
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"Apparently, I have to be the cartoon hot dog"
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"before the movie starts and ask everyone to silence your phones."
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"[phone chiming]"
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"-Yo. -[Eleanor] What's the latest?"
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"-Can you get out? -[Devi] I don't know how."
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"There's aunties parked at every exit."
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"[chuckles]"
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"It's tighter security than a Sephora."
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"Well, Paxton just asked me to check on you."
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"I think he thinks you're like locked away"
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"in your room descending into madness, à la Queen's Gambit."
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"Ugh! Damn. I just wish I had some kind of distraction."
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