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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Pilot (S01E01)

"The knot in your shoulder..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ohh! ...Is ginormo."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ohh! Hashtag me knot."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You! [ groaning ] okay."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cracking ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mm-hmm. [ grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Executive touch!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Soothe! Heal!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Relax! Unwind!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Honey, honey, "executive touch""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Means something different in massage-speak."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ugh! [ gunshots and screaming in distance ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rope gun fires ] whoa!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That vag attacked my client."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ telephone rings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, birdgirl isn't working out."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can't you just mindtake her and --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Zip it. Oh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I just don't know what to do."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She isn't dealing with phil's death."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, he was her father."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Phil ken sebben was birdgirl's dad,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And something about mindtaking?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my god!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And now he knows everything."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Better read him in."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's your name?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's paul, of the syracuse pauls."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know not when you may be summoned, but..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"These junior pilot plastic wings"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Are both an honor and a responsibility."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Better not screw it up."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughing ] I mean, can I fly now?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, sure. Why not?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Good morning."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Since launching this ad campaign,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We've been getting pre-orders out the ass."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're taking pre-orders?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, are you sure you got all the kinks worked out?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ calypsis whirring ] ow!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Worked out enough to get the ceo's approval."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sebben & sebben hasn't had this many orders for anything ever."
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is the kind of leadership this company needs."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone clicking, chimes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I can't cover for her anymore. She's never here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And when she is here,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's using c-4 to unclog the printer."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Look, I appreciate what you've been doing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I know we're used to laughing at brian,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But this toilet thing,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's so crazy, it just might work,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because crazy things usually work."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You need to find your girl."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I think brian's gonna call a proxy meeting."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's that mean? How should I know?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm a goddamn dog."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Zip it up, back there! Zip it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ police radio chatter ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ mindtake dial wailing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, no, I do not accept!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I refuse to be blee-ooped."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're giving me no choice."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ tires screech ] give me my arms back, mer."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ tires screech, crash ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ horn honks ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gurgles, gasps ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ugh. Where am I?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is this a palace?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's like a palace."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It has 36 rooms and a laundry in the basement,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But most people call them apartments now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ water draining ] I need to talk to judy, so I'm going in."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, hey, mer."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Since I was a kid,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The only way I could get him to pay attention to me"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Was to do crazy, impulsive stuff as birdgirl."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because he was crazy and impulsive."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, kinda."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And then after a while,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I got so addicted to his approval,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy just sort of took a backseat."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And now it all just makes me..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sad?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wow, my dad sort of sucked as a dad."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But whatever he did made you,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And you're...So... Very...Adequate."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ sniffles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ paper tears ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone chimes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"There's a board meeting"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To replace birdgirl with brian o'brien as ceo!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let's go. [ cellphone chimes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ohh!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, no, no, no."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone chimes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've put my blood, sweat, tears, and [bleep] into this company"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To drive success!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've given you this! [ calypsis gurgling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What has birdgirl given you?! Let's vote."
Birdgirl (2021)
"All those in favor"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Of naming brian o'brien the new ceo, say "aye.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nay! Nay!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, yeah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ up-tempo music play ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What now?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm gonna do the right thing --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Go down to his office and congratulate that asshole."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ door creaks open ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hey, brian, I-I'm not here to suck up to you"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because you're ceo now. I'm not, okay?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"In fact, I'm here because I treated you badly"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I'm asking for forgiveness, okay?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Taste pipe, shit brick!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Aah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
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