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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Pilot (S01E01)

"You and me, beers later."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm, uh, in recovery."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hey, it's scot with one t. I run manufacturing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Next! Brian: Human waste."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Brian o'brien -- human waste."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Alright, sit down, brian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"For the last time,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No one wants to hear your weird, dangerous idea."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Weird and dangerous? I'm intrigued."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well -- you are?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, uh, I'd like to introduce"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What could be sebben & sebben's newest product."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It takes the farm-to-table concept,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Replaces table with mouth, and quintuples profit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's farm to mouth to toilet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I give you the calypsis."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ up-tempo music play ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ crowd cheer ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ms. Birdgirl, have you ever had to choose between eating"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or going to the bathroom?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Only, like, all the time!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Now you don't have to."
Birdgirl (2021)
"With the calypsis system,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Simply order from our selection of farm-fresh meals,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And we deliver it right to your busy life."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And when you're finished..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ calypsis whirring ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"...Your waste is heat-molded into fertilizer"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And shipped back to the farm to grow more food. [ sniffs, groans ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Farm to mouth to toilet and back to farm."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Try some of our produce."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And one for our ce-- oh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ man grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Dog with bucket hat: [ munching ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This literally tastes like shit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I know. [ carrot crunches ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah, the park."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I wouldn't expect you to understand,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You m-mental l-little people!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Bri, bri, do not have a calyp-shit fit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Calypsis, let's roll."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's called improv, bri."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Two years, Tuesday company."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ siren wails in distance ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Our 401(k)s are tied to sebben & sebben stock,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But with little miss break shit up"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Trashing the city, she's tanking the price."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm retiring at 45, meredith."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's in my life planner. [ sighs ] I'll talk to her."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Great idea. [ glass shatters ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You, keep it in the office."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I...Will?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, when we ran the tests, the veggies tasted fine."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, now it tastes like shit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is my ticket out of here"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And straight to the top of the company!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Fix it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's the matter, calypsis?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Talk to me, baby."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ metal snaps ] aah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, god, no. [ growling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ screaming ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, christ jesus! [ gasps ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ bell dings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ "jesu, joy of man's desiring" plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ choir singing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mmm."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I finally get why they're a fruit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ up-tempo jazz plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ glass shatters ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Just checking in!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This one!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ bomb beeping, explosion ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I approve!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ bell ringing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm actually having thoughts about you"
Birdgirl (2021)
"In my head right now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's not ignoring."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm used to being ignored. [ sighs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Stuck down in the basement in the waste lab."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Animal waste?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Human."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ calypsis whirring ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, you almost had me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ calypsis gurgling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I got cake!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ plates clattering ] ms. Birdgirl?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I-I just need five minutes. You got one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, y-you got to believe me,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"T-the toilet works."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Give me the go-ahead, and we'll be swimming in --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Shh! Have some cake, relax."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I love your project. You do?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Boss, I know you were distracted"
Birdgirl (2021)
"During the calypsis meeting, but there was a hiccup."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Maybe just taste this cucumber. Don't need to!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Anybody gives you flak, you show them this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That'll be worth money someday."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It will?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ soft music plays, elevator bell dings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What, what, what, what, what?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can you just calm down and, you know, be a ceo?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I have been in the office for 67 minutes,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And people are loving it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is the birthday guy loving it"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or the bombing victims on 26?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Look, I know birdgirl has a unique leadership style,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But she can't run the company alone."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We need judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But phil chose birdgirl. Hey -- oh!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, yo, card guy, uh,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I bought a defective sympathy card from you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You need to fix it. Let me just turn you around."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ohh! My god, I do need to fix this."
Birdgirl (2021)
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