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Clips from The Jeffersons - Florence's Problem (S02E02)

"But, Florence, what if there is no heaven?"
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"What if you die,"
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"and they just put you in the ground."
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"Yep, then you spend the rest of your life"
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"covered with dirt."
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"Well, in that case,"
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"waiting ain't going to change nothing, is it?"
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"Look, I've been thinking about this for a while,"
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"ever since Wilber dumped me, as a matter of fact."
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"Florence, how many times have you been in love"
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"in the last five years?"
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"How many fingers you got?"
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"Ten."
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"Well, throw in a couple of toes."
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"Doesn't that tell you anything?"
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"Oh, it ain't just that."
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"Wilber was a turkey, anyway."
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"It's just that, well, look at you all,"
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"you've got families, you've got nice homes,"
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"you've got so much money"
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"that you can even afford to be sick if you want to."
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"All I've got is a sore back."
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"You've got plenty to live for."
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"Money isn't everything."
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"Well, ain't that a blip."
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"If you are telling the truth,"
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"how many of you all would trade places with me?"
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"Well, come on, raise your hands."
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"Mm-hm. Carried unanimously."
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"Check out now, Florence."
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"I think you are being pretty selfish."
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"Don't you care how your friends feel"
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"if you do something like this?"
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"What friends?"
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"All I've got is floors to scrub and windows to clean."
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"We are your friends."
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"You are my employers."
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"We are your friends too, Florence."
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"We care about you."
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"About me?"
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"I'm only the maid,"
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"and I ain't even a very good one at that."
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"She's right about that. She's a terrible maid."
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"Well, in your case, honey, you get as good as you deserve."
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"We only hired you because nobody else wanted you."
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"You mean I only took the job because nobody else would."
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"We only let you keep it because we love you."
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"You what?"
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"Don't you see?"
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"You're more to us than just a maid."
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"You're like one of the family."
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"Lord, I thought black folks only heard"
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"that one in white homes."
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"If we didn't love you,"
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"do you think we'd be worried about you like this?"
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"Oh, you're just saying that,"
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"because I said I was going to kill myself."
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"Hey, wait a minute. You calling my wife a liar?"
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"No, I just... You know how many fights"
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"Weezy and I have had because of you?"
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"I'm going to tell you the truth."
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"A couple of times,"
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"you made me so mad, I was going to fire you,"
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"but Weezy said she wouldn't talk to me if I did."
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"So, look, if you want to kill yourself,"
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"go right ahead."
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"But if you do, you damn well better realize"
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"that you'd be hurting somebody who really cares about you."
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"Oh, Mrs. Jefferson, I don't want to hurt you."
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"Then don't do it, Florence."
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"Oh, Mrs. Jefferson."
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"Florence, Florence."
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"I've got to get something to blow my nose."
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"I think she's going to be okay now."
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"Yeah, now maybe."
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"What about tomorrow?"
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"Yeah, if she thought about killing herself once,"
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"she could do it again."
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"Not according to the experts."
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"Just because somebody thinks of suicide once,"
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"doesn't mean they keep on thinking about it."
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"Florence just found out"
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"that somebody really cares for her."
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"By tomorrow,"
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"she'll have forgotten all about those pills."
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"The pills!"
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"She's got them in the bathroom."
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"Never mind the pills. What about the razor blades?"
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"Florence, you mess up that bathroom,"
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"I'll kill you."
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"Florence, you didn't take them?"
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"No."
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"[TOILET FLUSHES]"
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"I just got rid of them."
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"I won't be needing them now."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Well, you know."
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"Well, that's that. I guess I'll be going now."
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"Florence, why don't you"
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"come up and have dinner with us tonight?"
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"She can't. She's having dinner with us."
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"I am?"
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"That's a wonderful idea, George."
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"Why don't we all have dinner together?"
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"Oh."
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"Why? They wasn't going to kill themselves."
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"George!"
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"We'll be back in half an hour."
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"And listen, Florence,"
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"if you ever get to feeling blue again,"
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"I want you to promise to come and talk to me or Louise"
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"right away, you hear?"
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"I promise."
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"Good, well, I hope you're having soul food tonight."
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"Thanks for everything, Mr. Jefferson."
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"It was real nice of you asking me to dinner."
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"It was my pleasure, Florence."
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"What would you like to drink?"
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"Oh, don't mind if I do."
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"I'd like a scotch and soda."
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