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Clips from The Jeffersons - Florence's Problem (S02E02)

"Where do you want me to put these cleaning rags,"
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"Mrs. Jefferson, I washed and ironed them."
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"You ironed the cleaning rags?"
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"Look almost too good to use, don't they?"
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"Just put them in the closet."
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""If a man wears a size 34 belt,"
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"what size suspenders does he wear?""
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"Oh, any fool can answer that one."
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"I know, but I ain't asking you."
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"Mr. Jefferson, if you think you're going to get me riled,"
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"forget it."
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"I'm feeling so good today, even you can't bother me."
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"Hmm! What's so good about today?"
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"You want to know what's so good about today?"
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"Ask me how I got to work this morning."
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"I know how you got to work."
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"You flew over on your broom."
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"I took a cab."
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"A cab?"
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"Ain't that something?"
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"All these years,"
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"I've been riding that subway,"
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"dreaming of the day"
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"when I could take me a cab to work,"
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"and I finally did it."
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"What's so special about coming to work in a cab?"
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"Because you can go to the bathroom if you want to."
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"Say what?"
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"Every morning, I leave the house feeling like I forgot something,"
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"and it ain't till I'm halfway to work"
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"before I realize what it is."
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"And you know how it is on the subway."
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"Ain't nothing you can do in a spot like that"
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"except sit tight and make funny faces."
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"I know what you mean."
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"But in a cab,"
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"you can tell the driver to stop if you want to,"
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"like I did this morning."
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"You made a cabbie stop at a gas station?"
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"Gas station? Uh-uh."
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"I made him stop at the Waldorf Astoria."
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"The Waldorf Astoria?"
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"You ever seen the powder room there?"
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"Mrs. Jefferson, all you need is a stove,"
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"and you could raise a whole family"
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"in a place like that."
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"Florence, taking a cab to work, isn't that a little extravagant?"
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"Well, you only live once."
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"I'll just get my things."
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"Oh, Mr. Jefferson,"
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"seems to me if a man wears a belt,"
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"he don't need no suspenders."
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"And what about the size?"
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"Hey, that's it, he don't wear suspenders."
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"I sure got that one fast."
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"There's definitely something strange"
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"about the way Florence is acting."
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"I've been telling you that"
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"ever since you hired her."
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"Now, what is Lassie's favorite vegetable?"
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"Maybe it's love."
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"Love ain't a vegetable."
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"I'm talking about Florence."
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"Maybe she met somebody."
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"Met somebody?"
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"What about that turkey she's been seeing lately?"
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"Wilber?"
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"Oh, he's been gone over a month now."
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"Gone? Where'd he go?"
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"Florence doesn't know."
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"He just called her one day and said he was leaving town."
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"Well, I guess I'll be going."
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"Oh, do you mind if I use your phone a second?"
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"Of course not. Go right ahead."
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"Come on, Weezy."
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"What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?"
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"Hello, operator?"
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"What's the area code for Detroit, Michigan?"
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"Detroit? Why are you calling Detroit?"
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"Because that's where my uncle lives."
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"313. Thank you."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Why are you calling your uncle on my phone?"
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"I don't think he'd hear me if I yelled out the window."
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"Oh, hello, Mr. Bentley."
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"Hi, Mrs. J."
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"I'm fixing Mandarin food tonight,"
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"and I was wondering if I might borrow your wok?"
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"Sure, come in."
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry to bother you,"
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"but Patricia likes to be wooed"
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"to the clicking of chopsticks."
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"Patricia?"
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"What happened to Daphne?"
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"Ah, Daphne, she was in my lasagna period."
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"Bentley, what you want?"
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"He came for a wok."
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"Can't he go for a walk in the park?"
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"That's rich."
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"It's that big metal bowl"
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"in the cabinet over the sink."
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"Will you get it for him?"
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"Me, what do we got a maid for?"
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"Just to make long distance phone calls?"
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"George, please."
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"Oh!"
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"You'd better go see"
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"if the wok is big enough for you."
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"Oh, I'm certain it will be,"
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"Patricia has a very small tummy"
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"for a girl with such enormous..."
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"Oh, Mr. Bentley... Appetite."
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"Yes?"
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"Mr. Bentley, can I do something"
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"I've been wanting to do for a long time?"
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"Certainly."
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"Well, I say, thank you."
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"No. Thank you, Mr. Bentley."
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"What?"
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