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Clips from A Monster in Paris

"Women like me. Men want to be me."
A Monster in Paris
"Men want to be with the women who like me."
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"...and the women eh... want to be..."
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"the men that want to be with me... eh"
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"I'm popular and creative."
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"Creative? You mean that piece of junk?"
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"Don't you... don't you dare bring Catherine into this..."
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"If you want to see popular and creative, come see my show one night."
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"Ah, wait... you can't... We don't accept losers..."
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"Ah... good one. Oh, pardon me, you royal pain in the butt."
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"I didn't realize you had to win the medal of honor to gain entrance to the cheese hall."
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"In your case, the only way you will be admitted"
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"is if you show up with that medal pinned to your chest."
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"It would look great on your lovely straw coat."
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"It's not! It's not! ...it's not straw..."
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"Ah... and one more thing. If you come with that medal,"
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"the best table would be waiting along"
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"with all the champagne you can drink. On the house!"
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"Albert, can you come and get the champagne instead?"
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"- I'm in the bath room! - Now! - Okay... okay..."
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"Bastard!"
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"There is a monster in Paris! People are scared..."
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"Give me one! Here..."
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"Thanks..."
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"How is it going over there?"
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"I'm close..."
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"Let's see... okay..."
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"Wait a minute, what is this?"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"This is a nightmare..."
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"Aah... Emile, it is a nightmare! I've lost all my clients."
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"What's that?"
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"It... it's the monster! The monster that we created."
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"Yes, our own monster! He's got your eyes and wide hairy legs!"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Everything's fine, nothing happened... It's not our fault."
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"Besides, nobody knows we were there."
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"Could've been anybody... could've been anybody.."
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"Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen... But I think you're about to be"
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"the stars of the next feature... It's called the interrogation."
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"The way I see it, humanity is divided in two different categories..."
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"The faceless and nameless masses, living their lives like cockroaches..."
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"And those with... with a great destiny... those like you... and me..."
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"You're very kind, commissioner, but I'm just a singer."
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"Wow, don't be modest, you see, I'm... I'm due to inaugerate the new railway."
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"Everybody will talk about it and I would be honored to have you"
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"open the event and stand by my side,"
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"because you're not just a singer. You're a star..."
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"shining brighter than all others..."
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"lighting the way to a... a brilliant future..."
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"for you, for me, for us..."
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"That's very nice of you,"
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"but don't you think it's a little early to refer to us as 'us'?"
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"Excuse me..."
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"- I don't mean to interrupt, but I have extremely important news. - What?"
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"The monster... I have three suspects."
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"Now if you look very closely... right here,"
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"just before the explosion, see that little black dot?"
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"It's a flea from the monkey's fur."
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"I believe that the combination of these potions... turned it into..."
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"the monster."
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"A giant flea! This is exactly what I've been looking for... Ha ha ha ha...!"
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"Excuse me, Sir..."
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"I'm just starting out life... I don't want to go to jail."
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"Prison is a little growth market for home deliveries."
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"Arrest the monkey! It was his flea..."
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"Prison? Who said anything about prison?"
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"This is a story about heroes! Heroes don't go to prison."
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"But, Sir, they are guilty."
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"Guilty of what? Of giving me a chance to show"
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"the public where they can place their trust?"
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"No, no! They do not deserve to go to prison."
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"They deserve to be celebrated... to be honored."
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"They deserve..."
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"- Huh? - Here... pick one."
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"Well, would you have a medal of honor in there, by any chance... huh?"
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"When I can take no more, I take a great big snore..."
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"I fall asleep that Easter and wake up at Easter, one year later..!"
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"So?"
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"Eh... right. Thank you,Albert..."
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"I... look, I'll be honest with you."
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"What... you don't like that one? This one perhaps."
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"Albert... Albert! The song isn't the problem."
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"What is the problem, then? I have a talent!"
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"All my friends say so. All I need is someone to give me a big break. That's all!"
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"That... or some new friends."
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"It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie,"
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"but I have to run. You'll tell me about it, right?"
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"Tell you what?"
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"You know, how it went with the commissioner. Right?"
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"Oh... right..."
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"Okay, good... I can't wait."
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"- Look... Albert, thank you. - Don't bother."
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"I know, I'm too original for a place like this. Too avant garde."
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"You took the words right out of my mouth."
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"- That's what I am. - That's what you are."
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"- So avant garde. - Of course you are."
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"- So out of here. - Bye now."
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"She is jealous, that's what she is."
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"She's stuck in a little bourgeois dance hall tunes,"
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"while I'm blazing a trail..."
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"It scares her!"
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"True talent scares her..."
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"Who's there?"
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"Open the door! Open up!"
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"It's me, Albert, open the door!"
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"Help!"
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"Listen, Albert..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Did I hurt you?"
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"I am really sorry."
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"Let me see."
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"No...! Let me go!"
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"Let me go!"
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"It's a nightmare..."
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"I'll wake up... I'll wake up... I'll wake up!"
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"I hide my light inside a cloak of night"
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"Beneath the red scarf and a chapeaux"
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"The pearl of my heart locked within a shell"
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