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Clips from A Monster in Paris

"What...? Not my fault... whatever..."
A Monster in Paris
"Oh yes, my dear Carlotta... yes..."
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"Yes, of course it is, isn't it?"
A Monster in Paris
"One step from perfection... all that is needed."
A Monster in Paris
"Now is for your angel, the niece,"
A Monster in Paris
"to accept my invitation... with my compliments."
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"Oh, commissioner, what an honor. I'm sure she'll be delighted..."
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"Speak of the devil..."
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"She's resplendent, so confident"
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"La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"
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"I realize I'm hypnotized"
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"La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"
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"I hear the moon singin' a tune"
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"La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"
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"Is she devine? Is it the wine?"
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"La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"
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"I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why"
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"That's how we are, the Seine and I"
A Monster in Paris
"I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why"
A Monster in Paris
"That's how we are, the Seine and I"
A Monster in Paris
"I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why"
A Monster in Paris
"That's how we are, the Seine and I"
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"That's how we love, the Seine and I"
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"Not interested..."
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"Everybody needs somebody, even you!"
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"You look at the commissioner, he's successful, he's a national figure."
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"He's pompous..."
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"- He has a medal of honor... - He's boring..."
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"People respect him."
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"He's got nice hair... oh, I love his hair."
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"He smells good, doesn't he? He's attractive."
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"He's not my type!"
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"Not your type! Okay, maybe not yet."
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"But you meet him, you're nice... and he becomes your type."
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"Perhaps you smile that wonderful smile of yours, and who knows?"
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"Come on, Let me see it."
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"Ah! Perfect."
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"What a singer..."
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"...and what a woman!"
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"What do you mean 'what a woman'?"
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"I'm wondering... would you be jealous?"
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"- Oh, dear... - What?"
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"I'll take care of that."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Uhh... Something touched me..!"
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"Oh... don't worry, dear. It won't attack a larger animal."
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"Run...?"
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"...No no no no... aagh...!"
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"...Run... run...!"
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"Oh, horrible! Seven feet tall!"
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"Razor sharp teeth!"
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"Horrible! Yeah, of course... Sign here."
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"How's it going with that sketch?"
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"- Wait - He's gettin' good, huh?"
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"Let's see here... what could rhyme"
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"with great destiny? Ah yes... I know... me!"
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"Come in."
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"It's all part of a new fitness campaign for lead officers."
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"I have agreed to lead the rapid response bicycle unit."
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"Brilliant... Anything new?"
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"Well... It's just is a theory, but..."
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"Here is where the store window was smashed."
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"Yeah..."
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"Here is where the children were traumatized."
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"Okay..."
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"Here is where the horse was stampeded through the lingerie shaft."
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"See what I'm getting at?"
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"Actually... no."
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"There is a pattern, a logical progression..."
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"leading... all the way to... here!"
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"And...?"
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"Well, I would like permission to do a more thorough investigation... Sir."
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"Yes, of course. Investigate away!"
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"Let the public see that we are men of action."
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"Thank you, Sir, thank you."
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"But, Sir, I should think the quicker the better."
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"We are on the verge of a catastrophy."
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"Well you see catastrophy... I see opportunity."
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"You see, my dear captain?"
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"When people are frightened they need protection."
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"They need someone that they can turn to."
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"Someone to believe in... a saviour."
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"A hero!"
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"In other words, they need... me!"
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"- Can you say hello for me? - Sure."
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"No, don't... you don't have to... no, I mean... well, if you..."
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"- Okay... - Well, anything... darling, wait... stop..."
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"Let me take a look!"
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"Oh... perfect!"
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"What's that?"
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"A strange creature has been seen in the streets of Paris..."
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"the beast is 7 feet high, is extremely hairy and has 2 big and red eyes..."
A Monster in Paris
"Under those circumstances we recommend all citizens not to go out alone at night..."
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"Oh, great..."
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"Be cautious and do not panic..."
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"You scared me! What are you doing here?"
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"You scared me and I'm working here."
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"Well, I hope nothing is broken."
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"No, I'm fine..."
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"Talking about the champagne, you idiot!"
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"Look at me, I'm a mess!"
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"There comes the drama Queen. Come on, it's nothing..."
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"Give me that, you're making it worse!"
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"Oh, great! Now I have to change again."
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"Not a bad idea. Brown is definitely not your color."
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"I see... you're an fashion expert now. Very credible with that straw coat on."
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"It's not straw."
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"I see, nothing has changed... still the same bird brain when you're in first grade."
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"And you're still... so are you!"
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"What a repartee...!"
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"'What a repartee' 'I'm so smart, I use words like repartee'"
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"Look at me, look at how amazing I am. ""
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"'I'm so dumb. Oh, I'd fell on my butt again'"
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"- 'I'm a star, I'm a Princess, but I sing like' - A frog!"
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"- Oh... I get it. - You get what?"
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"You're jealous."
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"Oh yeah, I'm jealous."
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"You're jealous of my success... then makes you feel small."
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"- Listen, honey. - Don't you 'honey' me."
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"Listen, honey... I'm doing just fine, okay."
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