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Clips from Lucifer - St. Lucifer (S01E01)

What kind of person would do something like this?

"What kind of person would do something like this?"

Lucifer

Well, how much time do you have?

"Well, how much time do you have?"

Lucifer

Tim would be devastated to know we've got to cancel

"Tim would be devastated to know we've got to cancel"

Lucifer

the fund-raising gala.

"the fund-raising gala."

Lucifer

WOMAN: You're right, Kyle.

"WOMAN: You're right, Kyle."

Lucifer

Well, we wouldn't want to devastate our fallen hero.

"Well, we wouldn't want to devastate our fallen hero."

Lucifer

The show must go on.

"The show must go on."

Lucifer

This is an active crime scene.

"This is an active crime scene."

Lucifer

We can't have an event here.

"We can't have an event here."

Lucifer

No, that wouldn't be right.

"No, that wouldn't be right."

Lucifer

LUCIFER: Well, I just happen to own

"LUCIFER: Well, I just happen to own"

Lucifer

the preeminent party venue in Los Angeles.

"the preeminent party venue in Los Angeles."

Lucifer

You can hold your benefit at my club.

"You can hold your benefit at my club."

Lucifer

I don't know. LUCIFER: No, no, your husband

"I don't know. LUCIFER: No, no, your husband"

Lucifer

was a kindred spirit,

"was a kindred spirit,"

Lucifer

and I pledge to carry on his good work

"and I pledge to carry on his good work"

Lucifer

and personally find-- and punish-- his killer.

"and personally find-- and punish-- his killer."

Lucifer

Tim always said "Tragedy brings sorrow

"Tim always said "Tragedy brings sorrow"

Lucifer

but also true good."

"but also true good.""

Lucifer

Aw.

"Aw."

Lucifer

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Lucifer

You are so welcome.

"You are so welcome."

Lucifer

If this was a robbery, our perp's gonna want to cash in

"If this was a robbery, our perp's gonna want to cash in"

Lucifer

before the cops get wind of this,

"before the cops get wind of this,"

Lucifer

so I'll call the local pawn shops...

"so I'll call the local pawn shops..."

Lucifer

What is with you today?

"What is with you today?"

Lucifer

It was rather benevolent of me,

"It was rather benevolent of me,"

Lucifer

offering up Lux, don't you think?

"offering up Lux, don't you think?"

Lucifer

Well, one good deed doesn't make you a saint.

"Well, one good deed doesn't make you a saint."

Lucifer

Well, last I counted, it was two good deeds.

"Well, last I counted, it was two good deeds."

Lucifer

But, uh, I'm not feeling the same rush as before.

"But, uh, I'm not feeling the same rush as before."

Lucifer

Perhaps I'm gonna have to up my game.

"Perhaps I'm gonna have to up my game."

Lucifer

Whatever you say, St. Lucifer.

"Whatever you say, St. Lucifer."

Lucifer

Oh, "St. Lucifer."

"Oh, "St. Lucifer.""

Lucifer

(chuckles)

"(chuckles)"

Lucifer

Suits me, don't you think?

"Suits me, don't you think?"

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

It's funny, I've always looked at do-gooders with pity.

"It's funny, I've always looked at do-gooders with pity."

Lucifer

Little did I know their dirty secret.

"Little did I know their dirty secret."

Lucifer

And what's that?

"And what's that?"

Lucifer

- Feels good to do good. - Yes.

"- Feels good to do good. - Yes."

Lucifer

Good deeds do bring an amount of personal satisfaction

"Good deeds do bring an amount of personal satisfaction"

Lucifer

to those who engage in them.

"to those who engage in them."

Lucifer

No, but I mean it's like a literal rush, a high.

"No, but I mean it's like a literal rush, a high."

Lucifer

Have you ever mixed cocaine and Molly with Pop Rocks?

"Have you ever mixed cocaine and Molly with Pop Rocks?"

Lucifer

It's nothing like that. I'm just curious.

"It's nothing like that. I'm just curious."

Lucifer

So you're feeling good about not sleeping with Detective Decker.

"So you're feeling good about not sleeping with Detective Decker."

Lucifer

Well, yes, and offering Lux to the Dunlear Foundation,

"Well, yes, and offering Lux to the Dunlear Foundation,"

Lucifer

not to mention vowing to find Tim's killer.

"not to mention vowing to find Tim's killer."

Lucifer

You've identified quite strongly with this man.

"You've identified quite strongly with this man."

Lucifer

Yes. Yes, a man of honor, principle.

"Yes. Yes, a man of honor, principle."

Lucifer

Hmm. You like the way being good makes you feel.

"Hmm. You like the way being good makes you feel."

Lucifer

- Mm. - But true good needs

"- Mm. - But true good needs"

Lucifer

to come from a place of selflessness, authenticity.

"to come from a place of selflessness, authenticity."

Lucifer

Well, of course.

"Well, of course."

Lucifer

I authentically want people to applaud the real me.

"I authentically want people to applaud the real me."

Lucifer

The Devil gets a terrible rap.

"The Devil gets a terrible rap."

Lucifer

So you care about image, how you look to others.

"So you care about image, how you look to others."

Lucifer

And you're welcome. (chuckles)

"And you're welcome. (chuckles)"

Lucifer

Okay, my point is, it's wonderful that you're evolving.

"Okay, my point is, it's wonderful that you're evolving."

Lucifer

Right.

"Right."

Lucifer

But goodness isn't a toy.

"But goodness isn't a toy."

Lucifer

Well, the way I'm going to play with it, it is.

"Well, the way I'm going to play with it, it is."

Lucifer

(sighs)

"(sighs)"

Lucifer

(chuckles)

"(chuckles)"

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

MAN: I'm in between gigs.

"MAN: I'm in between gigs."

Lucifer

I'm no thief, I'm an actor, Louie Delgado.

"I'm no thief, I'm an actor, Louie Delgado."

Lucifer

I had an arc on Party of Five, look me up.

"I had an arc on Party of Five, look me up."

Lucifer

I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDb page.

"I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDb page."

Lucifer

CHLOE: You care to explain why you were

"CHLOE: You care to explain why you were"

Lucifer

caught pawning Tim Dunlear's championship ring?

"caught pawning Tim Dunlear's championship ring?"

Lucifer

Listen, more importantly, why did you take it to a pawnshop?

"Listen, more importantly, why did you take it to a pawnshop?"

Lucifer

The Dark Web has much better margins.

"The Dark Web has much better margins."

Lucifer

- I swear I didn't do nothing. - CHLOE: Witnesses put you at the scene.

"- I swear I didn't do nothing. - CHLOE: Witnesses put you at the scene."

Lucifer

You're telling me this wasn't a robbery gone wrong?

"You're telling me this wasn't a robbery gone wrong?"

Lucifer

He was already dead, been like that for a bit.

"He was already dead, been like that for a bit."

Lucifer

Rigor mortis had set in.

"Rigor mortis had set in."

Lucifer

I also did a guest spot on CSI.

"I also did a guest spot on CSI."

Lucifer

Ah.

"Ah."

Lucifer

Tim was my buddy,

"Tim was my buddy,"

Lucifer

one of the few people who treated me like a human being.

"one of the few people who treated me like a human being."

Lucifer

Would your buddy have approved of you stealing valuables

"Would your buddy have approved of you stealing valuables"

Lucifer

from his cold dead corpse?

"from his cold dead corpse?"

Lucifer

Tim didn't care about stuff.

"Tim didn't care about stuff."

Lucifer

Would have wanted me to have that ring.

"Would have wanted me to have that ring."

Lucifer

Give you the shirt off his back.

"Give you the shirt off his back."

Lucifer

What about his wallet?

"What about his wallet?"

Lucifer

Uh, I was gonna return that.

"Uh, I was gonna return that."

Lucifer

Some kind of key card.

"Some kind of key card."

Lucifer

LOUIE: I have an alibi.

"LOUIE: I have an alibi."

Lucifer

I was at a shelter on 7th.

"I was at a shelter on 7th."

Lucifer

Uh-huh. Keep an eye on Louie.

"Uh-huh. Keep an eye on Louie."

Lucifer

I'm gonna see if his story checks out.

"I'm gonna see if his story checks out."

Lucifer

I also know what it's like to be without a home.

"I also know what it's like to be without a home."

Lucifer

My father kicked me out.

"My father kicked me out."

Lucifer

It's very traumatic.

"It's very traumatic."

Lucifer

But, much like Tim Dunlear, I'd like to do whatever it takes

"But, much like Tim Dunlear, I'd like to do whatever it takes"

Lucifer

to help you, so, here, the shirt off my back.

"to help you, so, here, the shirt off my back."

Lucifer

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Lucifer

And, uh, as you can see,

"And, uh, as you can see,"

Lucifer

the Devil does indeed wear Prada.

"the Devil does indeed wear Prada."

Lucifer

Wow, thanks, brother.

"Wow, thanks, brother."

Lucifer

Yes, disastrous

"Yes, disastrous"

Lucifer

with those trousers, though.

"with those trousers, though."

Lucifer

Oh, what the hell?

"Oh, what the hell?"

Lucifer

As gratitude for telling us

"As gratitude for telling us"

Lucifer

everything you know.

"everything you know."

Lucifer

And he's naked.

"And he's naked."

Lucifer

Another act

"Another act"

Lucifer

of selfless benevolence.

"of selfless benevolence."

Lucifer

It's quite liberating, actually.

"It's quite liberating, actually."

Lucifer

Oh, don't forget.

"Oh, don't forget."

Lucifer

Dry-clean only.

"Dry-clean only."

Lucifer

His story checks out.

"His story checks out."

Lucifer

We need to get a full written statement.

"We need to get a full written statement."

Lucifer

And get our guy some lunch, okay?

"And get our guy some lunch, okay?"

Lucifer

No-no gluten

"No-no gluten"

Lucifer

or-or dairy, okay?

"or-or dairy, okay?"

Lucifer

Another good deed

"Another good deed"

Lucifer

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