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Clips from Lucifer - St. Lucifer (S01E01)

"You've ruined my life."
Lucifer
"The least I could do is ruin your night."
Lucifer
"Enjoy your evening."
Lucifer
"How'd you even find me, Maze?"
Lucifer
"Followed the sweet stench of failure."
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"Look, don't blame me for your problems, all right?"
Lucifer
"It's not my fault"
Lucifer
"that you betrayed your boss."
Lucifer
"My problems are your problems."
Lucifer
"Which would be the only thing that you and I have in common."
Lucifer
"And so you came here because..."
Lucifer
"...because you have"
Lucifer
"nowhere else to go?"
Lucifer
"Yes, I do."
Lucifer
"I have lots of places to go."
Lucifer
"Lots of places."
Lucifer
"And because you have no one else to talk to, either."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Says the angel sitting here"
Lucifer
"eating a medium rare steak"
Lucifer
"by himself."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"It's not like you were going to drink it."
Lucifer
"You're so boring."
Lucifer
"I'm actually not boring."
Lucifer
"I'm pretty exciting."
Lucifer
"My definition of "excitement""
Lucifer
"is fun."
Lucifer
"Danger."
Lucifer
"Sex."
Lucifer
"Spontaneity."
Lucifer
"You are none of those things."
Lucifer
"Yes, I am."
Lucifer
"Give me one example."
Lucifer
"You know that story about Lucifer and the goat?"
Lucifer
"Yeah?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"That was you?"
Lucifer
"That was me."
Lucifer
"A whisper here,"
Lucifer
"a divine appearance there..."
Lucifer
"Word got around."
Lucifer
"He hates the goat thing."
Lucifer
"I know!"
Lucifer
"(laughing) He could never figure out"
Lucifer
"where it came from."
Lucifer
"You know, I've waited a thousand years to tell someone that."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Leave the bottle."
Lucifer
"Thank you for this, Kyle. I know it's your job on the line."
Lucifer
"Whatever it takes."
Lucifer
"I want to find who did this."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"So this here, this last text from Tim--"
Lucifer
"looks like it was from Port-au-Prince."
Lucifer
"KYLE: Tim didn't tell me"
Lucifer
"he was going there."
Lucifer
"It wasn't on his calendar."
Lucifer
"Could he have traveled under the radar?"
Lucifer
"Sometimes he booked his own travel."
Lucifer
"He-he had some buddies"
Lucifer
"who own private jets."
Lucifer
"Sometimes they would travel as a group."
Lucifer
"So if Tim stayed in a hotel there,"
Lucifer
"maybe that's why he had the key card."
Lucifer
"Third-world technology."
Lucifer
"Maybe that's why"
Lucifer
"we couldn't read the magnetic strip."
Lucifer
"We do charity work in Port-au-Prince."
Lucifer
"We raised money to buy land to build a school."
Lucifer
"Maybe that's what the text of the barren field was."
Lucifer
"That photo was from a few days ago."
Lucifer
"The school would be almost finished by now."
Lucifer
"Unless it was never built."
Lucifer
"Unless the money the foundation raised"
Lucifer
"went somewhere else."
Lucifer
"Or to someone else."
Lucifer
"(snorts) Really?"
Lucifer
"That's your move?"
Lucifer
"You were planning to seduce me?"
Lucifer
"That is... truly desperate."
Lucifer
"I'm not here to seduce you, Will."
Lucifer
"But I do know what you desire."
Lucifer
"What is it you think I desire,"
Lucifer
"Detective?"
Lucifer
"To do good."
Lucifer
"To help people."
Lucifer
"I did some research into you, Will,"
Lucifer
"and apparently, you don't charge"
Lucifer
"for your services here at the foundation."
Lucifer
"I make a nice living,"
Lucifer
"thanks to my corporate work."
Lucifer
"Yeah, you protect your clients like a bulldog,"
Lucifer
"but underneath it all, you're a big softie, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"I don't need to take money away from those kids."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"But Vanessa does."
Lucifer
"What the hell does that mean?"
Lucifer
"I looked into a school"
Lucifer
"that was supposed to be built"
Lucifer
"with the foundation's money in Port-au-Prince."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"It doesn't exist."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"I think the money went elsewhere."
Lucifer
"After all, Vanessa had a hell of an expensive lifestyle"
Lucifer
"to keep up after her husband left the NBA."
Lucifer
"That is ridiculous."
Lucifer
"Besides, non-profit financials are a matter of public record."
Lucifer
"They are."
Lucifer
"But they're so complicated, it would be pretty easy"
Lucifer
"to hide a few outgoing wire transfers."
Lucifer
"Here. I think Tim Dunlear"
Lucifer
"looked into these financials and figured it out."
Lucifer
"So he flew to Pout Au Prince to see for himself,"
Lucifer
"and when he realized"
Lucifer
"where the money went,"
Lucifer
"he confronted Vanessa"
Lucifer
"and she killed him."
Lucifer
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