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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Magician (S01E01)

Oh, my dear doctor, that is child's play.

"Oh, my dear doctor, that is child's play."

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We use a mechanical device for that.

"We use a mechanical device for that."

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Well, l'm well aware of that.

"Well, l'm well aware of that."

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But there was no mechanical device.

"But there was no mechanical device."

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l checked.

"l checked."

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No mechanical device?

"No mechanical device?"

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That's right. l want you to watch him tonight.

"That's right. l want you to watch him tonight."

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Tell me how he does it.

"Tell me how he does it."

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Don't worry, doctor. There is not a trick in the world...

"Don't worry, doctor. There is not a trick in the world..."

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...Nestor the Great cannot explain.

"...Nestor the Great cannot explain."

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You have no idea how l'm counting on that, Mr. Nestor.

"You have no idea how l'm counting on that, Mr. Nestor."

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Oh, the show is about to begin. Shall we go?

"Oh, the show is about to begin. Shall we go?"

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Here we are.

"Here we are."

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You've heard about babysitters. Here's a monkey-sitter.

"You've heard about babysitters. Here's a monkey-sitter."

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Go around.

"Go around."

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Right around. Come on, up and in.

"Right around. Come on, up and in."

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Would you like to sit in front...

"Would you like to sit in front..."

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...where you can get a good view of his act?

"...where you can get a good view of his act?"

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lt does not matter where l sit.

"lt does not matter where l sit."

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l can spot a phoney a mile away.

"l can spot a phoney a mile away."

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Tony! Tony, Nestor the Great is out in the audience.

"Tony! Tony, Nestor the Great is out in the audience."

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-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah.

"-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah."

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l just heard him tell Dr. Bellows he can spot a phoney a mile away.

"l just heard him tell Dr. Bellows he can spot a phoney a mile away."

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-You gotta get out of here. -You're on next, major.

"-You gotta get out of here. -You're on next, major."

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Oh, thanks, sarge.

"Oh, thanks, sarge."

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You're really gonna go out there and walk into their trap?

"You're really gonna go out there and walk into their trap?"

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l really don't have any other choice, do l?

"l really don't have any other choice, do l?"

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-You don't seem worried about it. -No, l'm not.

"-You don't seem worried about it. -No, l'm not."

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-What's up? -l am.

"-What's up? -l am."

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Or, at least l will be when l get on this little beauty.

"Or, at least l will be when l get on this little beauty."

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What is it? lt looks like an erector set that got carried away.

"What is it? lt looks like an erector set that got carried away."

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Roger, this is what we magicians use to levitate.

"Roger, this is what we magicians use to levitate."

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You're really gonna float in the air on that?

"You're really gonna float in the air on that?"

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And when Mr. Nestor examines it, he won't have any choice...

"And when Mr. Nestor examines it, he won't have any choice..."

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...but to tell Dr. Bellows that it's an everyday, normal magician's trick.

"...but to tell Dr. Bellows that it's an everyday, normal magician's trick."

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-And you'll be off the hook. -Right.

"-And you'll be off the hook. -Right."

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You're a genius, Tony.

"You're a genius, Tony."

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Come on, quick, buddy. Come on, turn around.

"Come on, quick, buddy. Come on, turn around."

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-Good luck, major. -Oh, thank you.

"-Good luck, major. -Oh, thank you."

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-You're on, major. -Now, you remember what l told you.

"-You're on, major. -Now, you remember what l told you."

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l want you to wheel this contraption in back over there...

"l want you to wheel this contraption in back over there..."

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...in the exact spot l showed you. When l say the lines:

"...in the exact spot l showed you. When l say the lines:"

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-'' l feel the spirits--'' -'' l feel the spirits lifting me up.''

"-'' l feel the spirits--'' -'' l feel the spirits lifting me up.''"

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-That's when you start the motor. -Okay.

"-That's when you start the motor. -Okay."

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-Okay. -l can go out and enjoy the show.

"-Okay. -l can go out and enjoy the show."

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-Right. -Well, good luck.

"-Right. -Well, good luck."

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Ladies and gentlemen, l'm very pleased to be here tonight.

"Ladies and gentlemen, l'm very pleased to be here tonight."

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l have a calling card, somewhere. Oh, yes.

"l have a calling card, somewhere. Oh, yes."

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Right, yes.

"Right, yes."

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Now, of course, no magic act is complete without the....

"Now, of course, no magic act is complete without the...."

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The magic wand.

"The magic wand."

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And l'm going to produce one.

"And l'm going to produce one."

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He is no magician.

"He is no magician."

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Be patient, Mr. Nestor.

"Be patient, Mr. Nestor."

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l'll be right back.

"l'll be right back."

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Ladies and gentlemen....

"Ladies and gentlemen...."

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You're not walking out on Tony's act, are you?

"You're not walking out on Tony's act, are you?"

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No, major. You might say that l'm walking in on it.

"No, major. You might say that l'm walking in on it."

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And now l want you to notice a perfectly normal handkerchief...

"And now l want you to notice a perfectly normal handkerchief..."

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...which l will stuff into my fist just to show you...

"...which l will stuff into my fist just to show you..."

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...that the hand is quicker than the eye.

"...that the hand is quicker than the eye."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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What's this, sergeant?

"What's this, sergeant?"

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This is the gadget that Major Nelson uses to help him float up in the air.

"This is the gadget that Major Nelson uses to help him float up in the air."

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ls it? Well, you underestimate him.

"ls it? Well, you underestimate him."

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Major Nelson doesn't need anything to help him float in the air. Get rid of it.

"Major Nelson doesn't need anything to help him float in the air. Get rid of it."

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But he told me to wheel it out in back of the curtain.

"But he told me to wheel it out in back of the curtain."

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And l'm telling you not to. He's a major and l'm a colonel.

"And l'm telling you not to. He's a major and l'm a colonel."

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Any questions?

"Any questions?"

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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Now l'd like to perform for you...

"Now l'd like to perform for you..."

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...a rather spectacular trick l've been working on for some time.

"...a rather spectacular trick l've been working on for some time."

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lt's, as we call it in the trade, the pièce de résistance.

"lt's, as we call it in the trade, the pièce de résistance."

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lt's rather difficult to do...

"lt's rather difficult to do..."

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...and you must feel that your spirits are lifting you up.

"...and you must feel that your spirits are lifting you up."

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Yeah. You really have to be in the mood for this.

"Yeah. You really have to be in the mood for this."

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You must feel that your spirits are lifting you up.

"You must feel that your spirits are lifting you up."

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Lifting you up!

"Lifting you up!"

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Something's gone wrong.

"Something's gone wrong."

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l think he needs the machine, colonel.

"l think he needs the machine, colonel."

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-Lifting you up! -You're wrong, sergeant.

"-Lifting you up! -You're wrong, sergeant."

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Tonight, he is gonna float without it.

"Tonight, he is gonna float without it."

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Well-- Excuse me for just one moment, please.

"Well-- Excuse me for just one moment, please."

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Hey, sergeant, where is my levi--? Oh, Dr. Bellows.

"Hey, sergeant, where is my levi--? Oh, Dr. Bellows."

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Good evening, Major Nelson.

"Good evening, Major Nelson."

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l told you l wanted my levitation machine behind that curtain.

"l told you l wanted my levitation machine behind that curtain."

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Major Nelson, l have a signed statement from you...

"Major Nelson, l have a signed statement from you..."

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...saying that you were floating in the air.

"...saying that you were floating in the air."

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There was no levitation device around.

"There was no levitation device around."

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Now, either you're going out on that stage...

"Now, either you're going out on that stage..."

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...and float in the air without this device...

"...and float in the air without this device..."

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...or you're coming with me to General Peterson's office...

"...or you're coming with me to General Peterson's office..."

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-...and explain a lot of things. -Explain a lot of things?

"-...and explain a lot of things. -Explain a lot of things?"

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That's right, major.

"That's right, major."

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How you float, why you talk to walls...

"How you float, why you talk to walls..."

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...what made you fall in love with Major Healey's safe.

"...what made you fall in love with Major Healey's safe."

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Oh, l have a list of 1 03 separate incidents.

"Oh, l have a list of 1 03 separate incidents."

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Well--

"Well--"

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Now, either you get back out there on that stage...

"Now, either you get back out there on that stage..."

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...and do the old levitation trick...

"...and do the old levitation trick..."

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...or come with me to General Peterson's. Which is it gonna be?

"...or come with me to General Peterson's. Which is it gonna be?"

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l'll come with you to General Peterson's office.

"l'll come with you to General Peterson's office."

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Good. Now, go back out there and say goodnight.

"Good. Now, go back out there and say goodnight."

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-But, l-- -Major.

"-But, l-- -Major."

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Ladies and gentlemen...

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

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...my next trick is going to be to make myself disappear.

"...my next trick is going to be to make myself disappear."

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l'm sorry l wasn't able to perform the trick...

"l'm sorry l wasn't able to perform the trick..."

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...l prepared for you, but--

"...l prepared for you, but--"

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-l told you Tony was in trouble. -He is supposed to float in the air.

"-l told you Tony was in trouble. -He is supposed to float in the air."

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-Jeannie, you gotta help him. -Oh, but l promised that l would not.

"-Jeannie, you gotta help him. -Oh, but l promised that l would not."

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This is an emergency. lf he doesn't float...

"This is an emergency. lf he doesn't float..."

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...Bellows'll think something's wrong and Tony'll get in all kinds of trouble.

"...Bellows'll think something's wrong and Tony'll get in all kinds of trouble."

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-Do you really think so? -l know so.

"-Do you really think so? -l know so."

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Jeannie, you gotta help him this time.

"Jeannie, you gotta help him this time."

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l hope you are right.

"l hope you are right."

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Well, l hope you all enjoy-- Enjoyed the show tonight.

"Well, l hope you all enjoy-- Enjoyed the show tonight."

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And if you did, please tell your friends we'll be here next year.

"And if you did, please tell your friends we'll be here next year."

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Well, it seems that l-- l'm in the mood after all.

"Well, it seems that l-- l'm in the mood after all."

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Oh, boy, what a team you two make.

"Oh, boy, what a team you two make."

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ls he not wonderful?

"ls he not wonderful?"

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