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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Magician (S01E01)

Boy.

"Boy."

I Dream of Jeannie

Master.

"Master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello, Jeannie. What are you doing here?

"Hello, Jeannie. What are you doing here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, it is almost midnight.

"Well, it is almost midnight."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, really? ls it that late?

"Oh, really? ls it that late?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l have your dinner waiting for you at home, master.

"l have your dinner waiting for you at home, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm afraid l'm gonna have to finish all this paperwork before l can leave.

"l'm afraid l'm gonna have to finish all this paperwork before l can leave."

I Dream of Jeannie

l won't be able to make dinner at home tonight, Jeannie. Sorry.

"l won't be able to make dinner at home tonight, Jeannie. Sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

Then l shall bring it here.

"Then l shall bring it here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Dinner is served!

"Dinner is served!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well.

"Well."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, this is really something, Jeannie.

"Well, this is really something, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

You really are marvellous.

"You really are marvellous."

I Dream of Jeannie

This banquet is fit for a king.

"This banquet is fit for a king."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, but you are a king, O master.

"Oh, but you are a king, O master."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is absolutely wonderful.

"This is absolutely wonderful."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l am so glad.

"Oh, l am so glad."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you like a roast sheep?

"Would you like a roast sheep?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No, not tonight.

"No. No, not tonight."

I Dream of Jeannie

l may even have a little difficulty eating this.

"l may even have a little difficulty eating this."

I Dream of Jeannie

An orgy with a harem girl at NASA?

"An orgy with a harem girl at NASA?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes, sir. -l don't believe it.

"-Yes, sir. -l don't believe it."

I Dream of Jeannie

l wouldn't have believed it either, general...

"l wouldn't have believed it either, general..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...if l hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

"...if l hadn't seen it with my own eyes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Nelson must've smuggled her onto the base somehow.

"Major Nelson must've smuggled her onto the base somehow."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why, there was enough food there for 50 people.

"Why, there was enough food there for 50 people."

I Dream of Jeannie

General, please. The other guests are probably arriving now.

"General, please. The other guests are probably arriving now."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you woke me up for another one of your wild goose chases--

"lf you woke me up for another one of your wild goose chases--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Sir, l saw this myself.

"Sir, l saw this myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

This time l've caught Major Nelson.

"This time l've caught Major Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right. Let's go.

"All right. Let's go."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you like some smoked breast of peacock?

"Would you like some smoked breast of peacock?"

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, l'll give it a try.

"All right, l'll give it a try."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you think l am a good cook, master?

"Do you think l am a good cook, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Delightful, Jeannie. Absolutely delightful.

"Delightful, Jeannie. Absolutely delightful."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you are not angry that l came here?

"And you are not angry that l came here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no.

"No, no."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm delighted. You don't have to worry.

"l'm delighted. You don't have to worry."

I Dream of Jeannie

The daytime is dangerous. Bellows never comes at night.

"The daytime is dangerous. Bellows never comes at night."

I Dream of Jeannie

There's your orgy, sir.

"There's your orgy, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Did you--? Did you say ''orgy,'' sir?

"Did you--? Did you say ''orgy,'' sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, he said ''orgy.''

"No, he said ''orgy.''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Didn't you, doctor?

"Didn't you, doctor?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm finished in here, l'll get on to the next office.

"l'm finished in here, l'll get on to the next office."

I Dream of Jeannie

Just a moment. How long have you been in this office?

"Just a moment. How long have you been in this office?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, about 45 minutes.

"Oh, about 45 minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you didn't see a lady in here with...

"And you didn't see a lady in here with..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...a scanty costume?

"...a scanty costume?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, but l'll sure keep my eye open for her.

"No, but l'll sure keep my eye open for her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Maybe it was one of the other offices, sir.

"Maybe it was one of the other offices, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

-They all look alike, you know. -What are you eating there, major?

"-They all look alike, you know. -What are you eating there, major?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, this is breast of pea-- Cheese sandwich, sir.

"Oh, this is breast of pea-- Cheese sandwich, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's hardly enough for 50 people, is it?

"lt's hardly enough for 50 people, is it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt was all so vivid!

"lt was all so vivid!"

I Dream of Jeannie

l saw the girl, l-- l saw the food.

"l saw the girl, l-- l saw the food."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you'll see me tomorrow morning at 8:00 in my office.

"And you'll see me tomorrow morning at 8:00 in my office."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're gonna talk about waking up generals in the middle of the night.

"We're gonna talk about waking up generals in the middle of the night."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes, sir. -l'll say one thing more, doctor.

"-Yes, sir. -l'll say one thing more, doctor."

I Dream of Jeannie

The next time you think that Major Nelson is guilty of anything wrong...

"The next time you think that Major Nelson is guilty of anything wrong..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...you better have it in writing.

"...you better have it in writing."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l'll remember that, sir. -Good night, gentlemen.

"-l'll remember that, sir. -Good night, gentlemen."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good night, sir. -Good night.

"-Good night, sir. -Good night."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, you can come out now.

"Jeannie, you can come out now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, come on. l'm not angry at you.

"Jeannie, come on. l'm not angry at you."

I Dream of Jeannie

You really are not angry with me, master?

"You really are not angry with me, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, of course not. As a matter of fact...

"No, of course not. As a matter of fact..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l think it's the best thing that ever happened.

"...l think it's the best thing that ever happened."

I Dream of Jeannie

l just came from the base...

"l just came from the base..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and Bellows'll be apologizing to General Peterson...

"...and Bellows'll be apologizing to General Peterson..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...for the next six months.

"...for the next six months."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't think we'll have to worry about Dr. Bellows anymore.

"l don't think we'll have to worry about Dr. Bellows anymore."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, that is wonderful.

"Oh, that is wonderful."

I Dream of Jeannie

l am so happy.

"l am so happy."

I Dream of Jeannie

You have been terribly nervous lately.

"You have been terribly nervous lately."

I Dream of Jeannie

You'd be nervous too if you had a psychiatrist...

"You'd be nervous too if you had a psychiatrist..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...watching your every move 24 hours a day.

"...watching your every move 24 hours a day."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, now that the danger has passed, just relax.

"Well, now that the danger has passed, just relax."

I Dream of Jeannie

Relax?

"Relax?"

I Dream of Jeannie

With Dr. Bellows off my back, l feel like l'm floating on a cloud.

"With Dr. Bellows off my back, l feel like l'm floating on a cloud."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Now. Now, now, now. -Comfy, master?

"-Now. Now, now, now. -Comfy, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

"Yeah, yeah, it's great."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know.... You know, after last night, l really need a nap.

"You know.... You know, after last night, l really need a nap."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie. Jeannie, that's-- That's enough of the rocking, l think.

"Jeannie. Jeannie, that's-- That's enough of the rocking, l think."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, this is absolutely marvellous.

"Oh, this is absolutely marvellous."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's-- lt's the only way to rest.

"lt's-- lt's the only way to rest."

I Dream of Jeannie

Everybody should be able to do this.

"Everybody should be able to do this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Say, there's a lot of room. Why don't you come up here with me?

"Say, there's a lot of room. Why don't you come up here with me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't have a ladder.

"l don't have a ladder."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, hello, Dr. Bellows. What are you doing here?

"Well, hello, Dr. Bellows. What are you doing here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You're asking me what l'm doing?

"You're asking me what l'm doing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

The question is, what are you doing, major?

"The question is, what are you doing, major?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Well, you see, l can explain. -Don't say a word.

"-Well, you see, l can explain. -Don't say a word."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Sir-- -Just write.

"-Sir-- -Just write."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Write, '' l, Major Anthony Nelson...'' -Yeah, but, sir--

"-Write, '' l, Major Anthony Nelson...'' -Yeah, but, sir--"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Write. -Write.

"-Write. -Write."

I Dream of Jeannie

'' l, Major Anthony Nelson...''

"'' l, Major Anthony Nelson...''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Anthony Nelson...

"Major Anthony Nelson..."

I Dream of Jeannie

'' ...do hereby admit that l was seen...

"'' ...do hereby admit that l was seen..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...floating in the air of my living room...

"...floating in the air of my living room..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...by Dr. Alfred Bellows.''

"...by Dr. Alfred Bellows.''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Dr. Alfred Bellows.

"Dr. Alfred Bellows."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Sir, this is-- -Sign it.

"-Sir, this is-- -Sign it."

I Dream of Jeannie

There. Sorry.

"There. Sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Nelson...

"Major Nelson..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l've waited a long time for this.

"...l've waited a long time for this."

I Dream of Jeannie

But l think l've finally got you.

"But l think l've finally got you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir, this time l think l finally got you.

"Yes, sir, this time l think l finally got you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, you mean the old levitation trick.

"Oh, you mean the old levitation trick."

I Dream of Jeannie

The old levitation trick?

"The old levitation trick?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, well, l'm an amateur magician.

"Yes, well, l'm an amateur magician."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, you didn't think that l could actually float in the air by myself?

"Well, you didn't think that l could actually float in the air by myself?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You have a very suspicious mind, sir.

"You have a very suspicious mind, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's what General Peterson told me for two hours and 1 5 minutes.

"That's what General Peterson told me for two hours and 1 5 minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't care what anyone says, major.

"l don't care what anyone says, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

l saw a harem girl in your office last night...

"l saw a harem girl in your office last night..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and l saw you floating in the air just now.

"...and l saw you floating in the air just now."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yeah, whoa, yes, but l said-- -l know what you said.

"-Yeah, whoa, yes, but l said-- -l know what you said."

I Dream of Jeannie

So you're a magician.

"So you're a magician."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're gonna find out just how good a magician you really are.

"We're gonna find out just how good a magician you really are."

I Dream of Jeannie

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