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Clips from See No Evil, Hear No Evil

What?

"What?"

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I told him I had enough trouble with two-wheel drive. I hate this.

"I told him I had enough trouble with two-wheel drive. I hate this."

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All right, it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident.

"All right, it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident."

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You're damaged, I'm damaged. Remove your car from my bumper...

"You're damaged, I'm damaged. Remove your car from my bumper..."

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No, he'll kill me. My husband is an insurance man.

"No, he'll kill me. My husband is an insurance man."

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Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim?

"Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim?"

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That's not my problem. I'm in a hurry.

"That's not my problem. I'm in a hurry."

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Wait a minute. I got my card here. Don't get excited. I know I have it.

"Wait a minute. I got my card here. Don't get excited. I know I have it."

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Oh. Oops.

"Oh. Oops."

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Thank you for helping me. That's okay. That's why we're here.

"Thank you for helping me. That's okay. That's why we're here."

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I must have left my keys on the dining-room table.

"I must have left my keys on the dining-room table."

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Want me to wait? No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed.

"Want me to wait? No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed."

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I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired.

"I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired."

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I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo. That's a lot for one day.

"I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo. That's a lot for one day."

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Well, you take care of yourself. You too. Bye-bye.

"Well, you take care of yourself. You too. Bye-bye."

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I'm right here. Good.

"I'm right here. Good."

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You'll warn me if anyone comes? I'll yell my head off.

"You'll warn me if anyone comes? I'll yell my head off."

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Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin.

"Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin."

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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[SHOWER RUNNING]

"[SHOWER RUNNING]"

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MAN: You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms.

"MAN: You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms."

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MITZIE: No. It's not possible. Oh, shit.

"MITZIE: No. It's not possible. Oh, shit."

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MITZIE: There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld.

"MITZIE: There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld."

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I have nothing to switch to. Oh, there he is!

"I have nothing to switch to. Oh, there he is!"

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Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!

"Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!"

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You! Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up.

"You! Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up."

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[IN SWEDISH ACCENT] Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear.

"[IN SWEDISH ACCENT] Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear."

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Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson? "Yo-hannson." How soon we forget.

"Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson? "Yo-hannson." How soon we forget."

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The seminar's beginning. We don't want to start without the main performer.

"The seminar's beginning. We don't want to start without the main performer."

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Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down...

"Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down..."

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Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun.

"Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun."

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[SHOWER RUNNING]

"[SHOWER RUNNING]"

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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Ugh.

"Ugh."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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[DISHES CLATTER]

"[DISHES CLATTER]"

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Kirgo?

"Kirgo?"

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I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field:

"I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field:"

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Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology.

"Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology."

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Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology.

"Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology."

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Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology.

"Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology."

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And in his first visit to the U.S.,

"And in his first visit to the U.S.,"

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the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson.

"the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson."

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Yo.

"Yo."

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Hold it right there.

"Hold it right there."

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Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out.

"Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out."

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Move! Move!

"Move! Move!"

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All right, get them up.

"All right, get them up."

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Come on. Hands over your head.

"Come on. Hands over your head."

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Both! Both of them!

"Both! Both of them!"

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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You're good.

"You're good."

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You're real good.

"You're real good."

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This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years.

"This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years."

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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So long, sweetheart. Another time,

"So long, sweetheart. Another time,"

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another place, we might've had a chance.

"another place, we might've had a chance."

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You will write, won't you?

"You will write, won't you?"

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Dr. Johannson, my question is for you.

"Dr. Johannson, my question is for you."

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In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women,

"In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women,"

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you attribute increased sexual appetite

"you attribute increased sexual appetite"

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to a lactose-restricted diet.

"to a lactose-restricted diet."

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Now, I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here.

"Now, I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here."

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Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial

"Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial"

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to geriatric sexuality?

"to geriatric sexuality?"

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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Well, some of my patients prefer walking.

"Well, some of my patients prefer walking."

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Some prefer bicycling.

"Some prefer bicycling."

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But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction,

"But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction,"

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most of them like fucking.

"most of them like fucking."

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You know, punta, punta, punta.

"You know, punta, punta, punta."

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I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night.

"I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night."

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Put everything back in your purse and you can move your vehicle.

"Put everything back in your purse and you can move your vehicle."

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But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?

"But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?"

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I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do.

"I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do."

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I've been extremely rude. I'm just gonna leave you now.

"I've been extremely rude. I'm just gonna leave you now."

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No, move your car. Get out of your way.

"No, move your car. Get out of your way."

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It's against my car. Look... EVE: Kirgo.

"It's against my car. Look... EVE: Kirgo."

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Where the hell were you?

"Where the hell were you?"

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Sorry, there was an accident. This woman rammed into our Spider.

"Sorry, there was an accident. This woman rammed into our Spider."

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It was all very simple till she made it very complicated.

"It was all very simple till she made it very complicated."

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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Hm.

"Hm."

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But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive?

"But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive?"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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What is it? MAN: What's wrong?

"What is it? MAN: What's wrong?"

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Shooting pains in my head. My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer!

"Shooting pains in my head. My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer!"

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I can't see. Take me to my room. Let me have a look.

"I can't see. Take me to my room. Let me have a look."

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Look at what? Don't look! Get your hands off of me!

"Look at what? Don't look! Get your hands off of me!"

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Stop acting like a baby. I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek.

"Stop acting like a baby. I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek."

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[IN GERMAN ACCENT] Don't touch that head!

"[IN GERMAN ACCENT] Don't touch that head!"

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Whatever you do, don't you touch it.

"Whatever you do, don't you touch it."

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Who are you, sir? Fine, thank you.

"Who are you, sir? Fine, thank you."

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Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here.

"Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here."

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Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come.

"Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come."

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Do you know what's wrong?

"Do you know what's wrong?"

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Of course I know what's happened. This is called "Blindness Hystericus."

"Of course I know what's happened. This is called "Blindness Hystericus.""

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Oh, my God. Sometimes it comes just like that.

"Oh, my God. Sometimes it comes just like that."

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How do you treat it?

"How do you treat it?"

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The left and right brain are having a fight with each other.

"The left and right brain are having a fight with each other."

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You gotta distract them for a minute.

"You gotta distract them for a minute."

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Now, Dr. Johannson,

"Now, Dr. Johannson,"

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how many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?

"how many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?"

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Three! Good.

"Three! Good."

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That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.

"That's pretty good, considering that he's blind."

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Now, doctor, I want you to just relax. Take it easy,

"Now, doctor, I want you to just relax. Take it easy,"

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and you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain.

"and you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain."

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Pussy.

"Pussy."

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It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor.

"It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor."

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We gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping.

"We gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping."

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"And then it's gonna be all brand-new. Come on, doctor."

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That's it. Easy.

"That's it. Easy."

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Where's Adele?

"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Where's Adele?"

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] I don't know. She's not in the room.

"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I don't know. She's not in the room."

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[IN GERMAN ACCENT] See, if he gets too excited, it comes right back.

"[IN GERMAN ACCENT] See, if he gets too excited, it comes right back."

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Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat.

"Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat."

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Oh! Watch your step. What's the matter with you?

"Oh! Watch your step. What's the matter with you?"

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[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

"[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]"

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here?

"You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here?"

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