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Clips from Beef House - Crab Dip (S01E01)

"A specter."
Beef House
"A real ghost in the Beef House basement."
Beef House
"Get back in here, specter."
Beef House
"I have a job for you."
Beef House
"I'm gonna kick this haunted house up a notch."
Beef House
"Come on, you got to be kidding me."
Beef House
"Hey, what the hell you doing with that little bit of mayonnaise?"
Beef House
"Check out this new mayonnaise dispenser"
Beef House
"I installed in the fridge. -Really?"
Beef House
"Just filled the Goddamn tank this morning."
Beef House
"That's a lot of tube."
Beef House
"Alright. This is gonna help, Ron, thank you."
Beef House
"Alright. Here she comes."
Beef House
"Wow, that's some fresh mayonnaise.I'm here to tell you."
Beef House
"We got about 25 gallons of that mayonnaise"
Beef House
"sitting in the Goddamn fridge right now."
Beef House
"We can use that for sandwiches later in the week."
Beef House
"Oh, yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Beef House
"Ron, come on! We're making a mess.Sorry about that."
Beef House
"I got to adjust the pressure settings on this bitch."
Beef House
"Beef."
Beef House
"Tim: Alright. It's looking good in here."
Beef House
"I think we're holding at a spook level of five,"
Beef House
"just like I promised Eric."
Beef House
"To tell you the truth, I'm worried about Boro."
Beef House
"I'm worried he's gonna get the shit spooked out of him"
Beef House
"and splatter all over the place, thus ruining my hard work."
Beef House
"Hey, hey, he's got night diarrhea."
Beef House
"So be sensitive to that, Ron. Okay?"
Beef House
"I'll make sure he sits on the potty and empties himself out"
Beef House
"before he goes in this dang haunted house."
Beef House
"Beef."
Beef House
"Looks good."
Beef House
"Smells good."
Beef House
"Hey, Eric. What do you think? Ah!"
Beef House
"Wow, pretty cool. I didn't know we were all dressing up, though."
Beef House
"Yeah, I'm going as the rock star emoji."
Beef House
"What are you gonna to go as? A big, fat pussy?"
Beef House
"Oh, wait, you're already in costume."
Beef House
"Hey, sorry about that."
Beef House
"It was over the line.It's alright."
Beef House
"Crab dip looks pretty good.Oh, thank you so much."
Beef House
"I haven't quite taste tested it yet"
Beef House
"'cause I don't want to waste a bite."
Beef House
"Hey, speaking of taste test, the haunted house is ready"
Beef House
"if you want to take that for a spin."
Beef House
"Whoa. You like that?"
Beef House
"Yeah, it's pretty spooky, man."
Beef House
"Check this shit out."
Beef House
"Oh, cool. Did you make that?"
Beef House
"Yeah, it's a little Robbie Zombie-inspired stuff"
Beef House
"I cooked up. Very cool."
Beef House
"Anyway, I got the spook levels right around five,"
Beef House
"but honestly, I think it's more like four.Ah."
Beef House
"So you're gonna be just fine.I appreciate you toning it down for me."
Beef House
"Okay, here I go.Go for it, buddy. You got this."
Beef House
"Good evening, sir. Hello."
Beef House
"Welcome to the Beef House of Horror."
Beef House
"Here I go."
Beef House
"Wow, pretty cool."
Beef House
"Boo!"
Beef House
"Oh, hey, Lana.Hey, Eric."
Beef House
"Wow. I'm sexy cat."
Beef House
"Would you like some eyeballs?"
Beef House
"Eyeballs?"
Beef House
"Pretty good, Ben."
Beef House
"Wow, this place isn't that scary."
Beef House
"This is pretty adorable -- a nice little graveyard."
Beef House
"Hey, Tenny."
Beef House
"Do you dare meet the light before you?"
Beef House
"Sure, why not?"
Beef House
"Whoa. What's that?"
Beef House
"-Oh, Eric. -Is that you, Mom?"
Beef House
"Oh, your mom is the specter."
Beef House
"I've been released. I am now free."
Beef House
"Oh, my God, Mom."
Beef House
"I have so many questions for you."
Beef House
"Why'd you take your own life?Well, can you blame me?"
Beef House
"I mean, how would you feel"
Beef House
"if -- if you raised a jobless, childless idiot?"
Beef House
"Now I got to find a body that I can enter."
Beef House
"Ah, get me out of here!"
Beef House
"Haunted house canceled!"
Beef House
"What happened?"
Beef House
"Hey, hey. Calm down."
Beef House
"What the hell happened in there?"
Beef House
"Tennessee summoned my dead mom,"
Beef House
"and she told me that I was responsible for her suicide."
Beef House
"Tennessee, W-T-F, dude?!"
Beef House
"What? I thought you wanted it scary."
Beef House
"Shit."
Beef House
"Flew too close to the sun."
Beef House
"I gotta admit, Eric, this crab dip is hella good."
Beef House
"Thank you, man. I just wish the whole neighborhood"
Beef House
"could've had a bite of my world-famous crab."
Beef House
"So where do you think that ghost went anyway?"
Beef House
"Ron, could we please not talk about that right now?"
Beef House
"Got a little bit of a tang to it, though, doesn't it?"
Beef House
"Sort of in the back of the throat?"
Beef House
"This damn crab is rotten."
Beef House
"That can't be the case, Ron. This is cannedcrab."
Beef House
"It should last for 100 years."
Beef House
"Maybe it's your mayonnaise tube, Ron. You ever think of that?"
Beef House
"Hey, that's not the same tube that you used in the hot tub, is it?"
Beef House
"Only got one damn tube."
Beef House
"I saw all of this take place in my mind."
Beef House
"That's why Tennessee don't dip."
Beef House
"Are you okay?"
Beef House
"Just had a weird day."
Beef House
"Now I have a sour stomach because of a tube mix-up."
Beef House
"It's okay."
Beef House
"I'm here for you."
Beef House
"You are? Well, I love you..."
Beef House
"and care for you and cherish you"
Beef House
"and will always take care of you."
Beef House
"Mom, are you inside my wife?"
Beef House
"Hello, son."
Beef House
"Tim, we have a real ghost!"
Beef House
"♪ Ghosts and goblins coming for ya ♪"
Beef House
"♪ Nooooooo"
Beef House
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